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If I like you, you amuse me, or we're actually friends, then I'll add you as a friend. Just because you added me doesnt mean I'm obligated to, or will return the favor. Stop bitching, and pestering me.



As for favoriting journals; well that's a tough one I suppose. But, I will favorite a close friends just because we're friends. The only other way I'm going to add your journal is if it's amuzing. Stories, poems, funny little fragments. These are the things that will make me add a journal. Also, when I say "poems" it has to be well written, and not some short piece of shit. Again stop bothering me about it if all you have in there are writings that a toddler can do. Also, I refuse to favorite any journals where the author uses text talking as actual words. I'll only accept lol, lmao, or lmfao... Use your words. It's a journal after all



Rating policy is on my profile ^_^



Thanks for reading ^_^

Just saying that you're fucking annoying ♥. I tend to unfriend people they only post song lyrics. Come up with your own thoughts Or something o.o.... You're probaby being a drama queen as it is, which in itself is annoying.



The public service announcement is brought to you by the words

"You're fucking annoying"



Thanks,

LoW~

Today I played with the kitten. He's so cute ^_^. Now I'm going to go see if there is any movie I want to see

Dear morning wood



I hate you unless I'm sleeping with someone.



Love LoW~

Heyyy *pokes*



Heyyyy *pokes*



You're doing that thing you know I don't like -.-



You know; that thing -.-



That whole breathing that.... When you do it it's annoying.... Cut that shit out bitch



Thanks ♥

Dick-o-polooza. Cum one cum on all. Get ya tickets hear. We already have sold many tickets... Oddly enough to one person; a Ms. Moonie, I'm sure it'll be a pleasure to see her here!



Still more tickets for sale!

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MooniePie
23:28 Aug 12 2013

I'll make sure I wear a protective covering since I don't want all that jizz to stain my clothes. :P

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lordxofxwar
23:43 Aug 12 2013

Thought your clothing was already jizz stained? o.O



Figured that was a Moonie prerequisite?

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I was reading kismets, when I came across this one, "PLEASE SHOW SOME VR LOVE TO dp"



I mean I like kinky. I really do, but do we need to give double penetration VR love??? Seems like it's already getting a double does of love o.O....



That's all,

LoW~

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dabbler
20:01 Aug 11 2013

Ah yes the old trifecta' of the porn industry.

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Go a head... Do it... I've always wanted to falcon punch a bitch in the ovaries....



Finally I will be a licensed gynecologist... That's how doctors get certified to be a gynecologist right?



Thought so

If I talk shit to you or about you openly I probably like you and think of you in a positive manner... It's how I talk with or about my friends or people I highly enjoy. So take that in consideration when reading my journal entries, my kismet, or any talkings in a public forum such as the box, cam, or reg forum.



That is all. Much love,

Stars~

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Saetan
05:55 Aug 11 2013

Lol..You mean there are people who don't know this about you already? You've got to be kidding me. Hell I've known this about you for years. You do it with all of your friends.

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SilenceSoothes
06:32 Aug 11 2013

Fuck you too, Billii. Fuck you too.

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How can you get mad at a face like this, when I am picking on you and saying I luvs you.... Really? Is it possible? I think not :P

I dedicate this journal entry to Moonie.... Don't give me ammo like this, because I'll spray it around just for entertainment purposes :P

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MooniePie
01:14 Aug 11 2013

Oh jeebus. NO.

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lordxofxwar
01:18 Aug 11 2013

I'll share mine with you. I've got a whole bowl ^_^

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Wow.... a 36 pack of Magnum condoms at Wal-Mart for only $14.95..... Riteaid has been ripping me off -.-

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Nevan
05:47 Aug 09 2013

It's the convenience they charge you for at RiteAid. Not the product itself. Or you just caught a great ass sale!

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lordxofxwar
05:50 Aug 09 2013

All I know is that I normally pay quite a bit more.... Know what's convenient? Easing up on my damn wallet lol

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lordxofxwar
06:04 Aug 09 2013

Btw. It seems that this journal entry has made people think I am saying that I have a big dick... Well I mean these aren't for me.



LoW = Gay..... If you need further exxxplanation, then by all means send me a pm.



Thanks,

LoW~

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Kramisha
13:11 Aug 09 2013

Lol. You should buy a bunch at Walmart and just stock up, this way your not running to Walmart all the time.

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lordxofxwar
16:02 Aug 09 2013

If I buy a 36pk and need to buy another pack in a few days then you all need have a talk with me lol

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Bones
00:58 Aug 11 2013

They're probably made in China. ;p

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lordxofxwar
01:09 Aug 11 2013

Somethings off about you my friend lmao

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LadyPayne
01:14 Aug 11 2013

-just cracks up-

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dabbler
20:04 Aug 11 2013

Hope they are not recycled... haha

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lordxofxwar
20:06 Aug 11 2013

@dabbler



F'n gross

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Alright. I'm here to fuck shit up.

I'm about to watch Red2..... I'm so fucking excited.... I loves Bruce Willis xD

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Bones
21:34 Aug 07 2013

Hey, you're got hair, again!

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lordxofxwar
00:16 Aug 08 2013

Huh??? @.@

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slipknotbabe356
05:19 Aug 09 2013

I've been wanting to see this, let me know if it's any good

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lordxofxwar
05:28 Aug 09 2013

It wasn't as good as I expected it to be... The reviewers all kept saying it was a good sequel... Well it was okay.... I don't think it was as good as the first one...

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slipknotbabe356
20:02 Aug 11 2013

I was afraid it wouldn't live up to the expectations of the first one. :/ Well I went and saw "We're The Millers" last night with a group of friends and it was funny as hell. Actually funnier than I expected it to be. So I highly recommend you to see it. :)

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I need to start carrying mine around. Not to draw in, but to write my poetry in whenever it sparks into my mind... Hmmmm yes. That's what I'm going to do lol

Moonie prefers teacup humans to teacup poodles

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MooniePie
00:04 Aug 03 2013

You haven't lived until you've seen a midget porno. At first you wanna pinch their lil cheeks, and then when they start getting into the action... you become wide eyed like you're watching a train wreck. hah.

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lordxofxwar
00:10 Aug 03 2013

Lmao that sounds terribly mean :P

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Leatherdora
00:32 Aug 03 2013

She likes the kosher human teacups, though.

Kosher, being the key word.

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MooniePie
15:57 Aug 03 2013

mmmm small teacups of proper meat goodness... mmmmmm.

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lordxofxwar
16:01 Aug 03 2013

Dorks lol

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