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The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Aye from GA.

This guy should run for President one day...



"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help

everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots,

keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings

of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren,

hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense

guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other

liberal bed-wetters.



We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are

confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights.



ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any

other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them,

but no one is guaranteeing anything.



ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country

is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you!

You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion,

etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.



ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you

stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect

the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently

wealthy.



ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing.

Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help

anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation

after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more

than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.



ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be

nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in

public health care.



ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people.

If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be

surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.



ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If

you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens,

don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a

place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a

life of leisure.



ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want

you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we

expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and

vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.



ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American

means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a

lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws

created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.



ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you

are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came

from! (lastly....) NOW..



ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or

heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet,

you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no

faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is

part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it,

TOUGH!!!!

This is something that was sent to me. So, read, enjoy and have a good laugh.



US Navy Releases Terrorist

The US Navy today announced that it has released a senior Al Quaeda terrorist after questioning him extensively for 27 days while being held prisoner aboard a US aircraft carrier in the Arabian Sea.



In a humanitarian gesture, the terrorist was given $50 US and a white 1962 Ford Fairlane automobile upon being released from custody.



The attached photo shows the terrorist on his way home just after being released by the Navy.

Yes, it's that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards

are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here then, are the

glorious winners. You just have to love this!!!!



Darwin Award Winners:



1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended

victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber

James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered

down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.....



And now, the honorable mentions:



2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat

cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim

to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out

one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and

lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.



3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his

car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his Vehicle to find a

woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.



4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus

driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be

transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to

admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and

offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the

passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the

patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies.

The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.



5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from

serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he

received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying

to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he

was hit.



6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the

counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer,

the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which

the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and

fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash

he got from the drawer...$15.

(If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime

committed?)



7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He

decided that he'd just throw a cinderblock through a liquor store

window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinderblock and

heaved it over his head at the window. The cinderblock bounced back

and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The

liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught

on videotape.



8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man

grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the

woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher.

Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in

the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of

the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he

replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse

from."



9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked

into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 a.m., flashed a gun,

and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he

couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man

ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for

breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.



A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER!



10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home

parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for.

Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to

a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the

man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose

into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the

vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh

he'd ever had.

I have waited a long time to see this. P-A-R-T-Y!!





Board Of Governors Ratifies Collective Bargaining Agreement

NEW YORK (JULY 22, 2005) -- The National Hockey League's Board of Governors today ratified the terms of the Collective Bargaining Agreement negotiated with the NHL Players' Association, ending a 310-day work stoppage, signaling a new era of cooperation and partnership, and ensuring the League will resume play for the 2005-06 season.



The six-year agreement, scheduled to run through September 15, 2011, may be reopened by the Players' Association following Year Four (2008-09). The Players' Association also has the option to extend the agreement for one year at the end of the scheduled term.

A funny sign outside of a church instead of a t-shirt.

Okay, so I know that I have rarely been on VR lately. I could give you a long list of reasons why, but why would I want to bore those few folks who actually read my journal? I will summarize and say that we have been too busy. We got a new puppy, a pool table and we are doing a lot of packing. We will be moving soon to a bigger home, hopefully. So, don't worry too much about us, we are still alive and kicking and trying to balance an already busy schedule. I shall return when I have more time. Love to you all. Message me anytime and I will still try to get back in a speedy fashion. I hope all of you are well. ::hugs::