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STEP1:buy an unbreakable plastic flamethrower



STEP2:buy uber healing(candy canes)



STEP3:KILL THE ELVES



STEP4:BRING DOWN MS.SAINT NICK



STEP5:KILL THE BIG GUY











HOW IT HAPPENED:There I was in the mall waiting too see santa but by the time i got too him they where closed after that hour i swore revenge on them all i went too the toy store and bought a flamethrower and went too his workshope wilamina,organ and then i killed the elves and slade mis clause and finaly burnt saint nick too a crisp



THE END:SHOW THEM WHO'S THE BOSS



SINGED,

lilpixie14

STEP1:feed the easter bunny druged carots



STEP2: take him to the pixie queen



STEP3:lock him in a closet where he is powerless



STEP4:let the boogy man have his way with the easter bunny



(UKE BUNNY!!!!^_^)







(SEKI BOOGIE MAN)









STEP5:poison him



HOW I FOUND THIS SECRET:there i was wakeing up in the morning expecting to find some easter treat but the bunny just gave me cupon to the dentist so i captured him by putting sleeping medicine in the carots took him to the queen lock him i a closet with the oberly gay boogyman then poisoned him

signed,

lilpixie

this is the guide to kill a pixie hunter!!!(next will be a vampy hunter)^_^









rule1:pixie hunters always travel in packs







rule2:don't get spotted

what too do:

STEP1:trap them in a net



STEP2:shoot them with dart,water,and mud filled guns



STEP3:stay in groups





STEP4:after beating the hunters unconcious take them too your leader





step5 :give them too the vampies







as you all can tell i my self am a pixie so this is my perfected strategy

signed,

lilpixie

hi its me with the ultimate guide to killing a lawn gnome









step1: buy lots a candy :P

step2:buy unbreakable water gun

step3:use your uber ninja skills

step4:KILL THEIR LEADER

step5:survive their waves of attacks



HOW I FOUND THE ULTIMATE STRADIGE:i was facing face to face with chu-baka their leader whene i remebered the UNbreakable water gun so i shot him in the eye and he fell dead. then their waves of attacks came i was BRAVE and had lots of candy and survived.



signed,

lil'pixie