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alright a man walks into a pharmasutical and asks for something for his cough well the doctor and owner of the store walks in and sees the guy leaning on one of the shelves he asks the clerk "hey whats wrong with him?" well the clerk told him the guy came in for some cough meds and i gave him exlax. the doctor slaps him up side the head and says you dont give exlax to cure a cough and the clerk says oh yeah look at him he is to afraid to cough.







now if you do not get this message me ok

90% of Europeans say OH SHIT!!!!!





the other 10% Irish say hold my beer and watch this!!



oh hey this is not suposed to offend ne one ok