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unencouraging
18:42 Oct 17 2006
Times Read: 586

I saw my doctor today about getting advice about my condition, and trying to get my scam hurried up. his reply wasnt encouraging - his advice was - hope it's a false alarm, and carry on as normal. as for hurrying up the scan - he said there is no point, as there is no treatment available for my condtion anyway.



the medication only treats the symptoms - not the condition. i've read there are ops that can help, but in england, the waiting list is so long as to be unrealistic. in other words, unless its a false alarm (which is doubtful) - i'm screwed.



i am not totally surprised, but i did have some hope for a few more years of life. bollocks anyway

sex facts
23:13 Oct 16 2006
Times Read: 587




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From: Star



Date: Oct 14, 2006 11:23 AM

Subject sex facts

Body: Rough Sex fact.....

Body: Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!

Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years.



If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm.



This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online.





Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.



Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth



The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.



Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.



Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.



Take off her clothes

with her consent.........................12 cal

without......................187 cal



Take off her Bra

With two hands..........................8 cal

With one hand.........................12 cal

With mouth.............................85 cal



Put on Protection

hard ........................... 6 cal

soft..........................315 cal



Foreplay

Looking for target...................8 cal

Finding G spot ......................92 cal

I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal



Entry

Holding her..................12 cal

On the floor.................8 cal



With Different Position

Missionary..........................358 cal

Doggy...........................316 cal

69 lying...............................286 cal

69 standing.............................512 cal

Italian hanger.........................912 cal



Orgasm

Real................................112 cal

Faking................................315 cal



After "O"

Lying in Bed............................18 cal

Hop off the bed............................36 cal

Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal



Get dressed

Quiet and calm...........................32 cal

Rushing.........................98 cal

Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal

Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door.............1942 cal

There mom walking in..............................Priceless!!!LOl



IF YOU BREAK THIS YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW AND AWFUL SEX FOR A YEAR! REPOST THIS AND YOU WILL FIND AMAZING SEX WITHIN ONE MONTH ;)



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