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So far I have submitted 3 polls. So far 2 have been rejected. I am waiting on the result of the 3rd one.



How is it that topics that relevant to VR, are well presented and are honestly put forward (meaning I would really like to know the results) are rejected?



The reasons I have had are that these topics have been covered well and truly in the forums and polls. I am doing the polls. I have not come across another poll regarding Stamping yet. As for the other one, I have seen 2 polls asking almost the same thing regarding the favour and old games *since* I submitted mine.



So far I have come across 2 polls asking me which is my favourite season. And another 1 asking how was my prom (how is this VR related? And I don't HAVE, never will have or ever have had a prom). Now here's another asking me who my favourite author is with virtually the same authors on the list as the first one! Not only my favourite authors but my favourite Anne Rice books... with the same books listed.



I mean some of the junk getting through really makes me wonder... Is there a secret password, a special club you have to join to get into the ranks of the pollsters? Some consistancy would be good. It's really taken all the fun and interest out of polls for me now.



Funny how it only takes something really small to turn your day sour isn't it? *sigh*



Edit: 3rd time lucky ;) Guess it is the charm...

Newspaper headlines







Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

[Imagine that!]



Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

[No, really?]



Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

[Now that's taking things a bit far!]



Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]



Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

[What a guy!]



Miners Refuse to Work after Death

[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!]



Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]



War Dims Hope for Peace

[I can see where it might have that effect!]



If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

[You think?]



Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

[Who would have thought!]



Enfield (London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

[They may be on to something!]



Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]



Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

[he probably IS the battery charge!]



New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

[Weren't they fat enough?!]



Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]



Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

[Taste like chicken?]



Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

(Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]



Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

[Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is....



Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead



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