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Well i was in this building on the 3rd floor and i was waiting for the lift to take me down when there came this old lady and asked me if i could help her to get down with the lift too.

Seeing an old lady i told her that it wouldnt be a problem. So in we went in the lift. I pressed the ground floor button and as soon as the door was closing this old lady farted!!

Believe me! I could not stand the smell!! It was horrible. Those three levels seemed an eternity!!

Hell was I pleased when i was at level 0!!