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Out boating
18:44 Apr 03 2007
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A nun, a lawyer ,and a priest were on a boat full of young boys when the boat started to sink. The nun says "oh my Lord we need to get all the children off the boat first". The lawyer says " fuck the boys". The priest promptly replies, "Do we have time"?
A walk in the park
18:38 Apr 03 2007
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Young Johnny was out walking in the park with his dad one day when he saw two dogs mating. He decided to mess with his dad and ask what they were doing. A little embarassed his dad replied that they were making puppies. Later that night Johnny heard noises from his parents bedroom and went to investigate. After seeing his mom laying naked on her back with his dad on top of her, Johnny busted in asking his dad what they were doing. Extremely embarrassed now his dad replied they were trying to make him a baby brother or sister. Johnny calmly looked at his dad and told him to turn the bitch over he wanted a fucking puppy instead.
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