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Welcome back to Sgt. Shorty's warehouse. Back to the spells and potions. TOday we are going to make Mr. Allan Nelson. Ingredients are one motorcycle, one case of beer, a history degree, huge clothes, and an undying love for the Iowa Hawkeyes. Mix it all together and add a few sprinkles of inability to use a computer, cell phone, and inability to stay awake during student reports. Stir , let sit for 48 hours then set the product in a firework store. (Only works there during summer!)

Welcome to my warehouse again. I have the ability to turn you all into lazy people. The ingrediants are a couch, a chip bag (or candy who cares), a TV, and a remote. Throw it all together and you got a lazy person. Welcome to my worthless information.

Welcome To the Sgt. Shorty WareHouse. Incase you haven't noticed, There is NOTHING IN HERE! I hope you do not waste your time reading this. If you do not stop reading this, you will become completely retarded. Listening to me can completely ruin any brain cells you might possess, SO STOP READING THIS. I SAID STOP READING THIS. STOP IT STOP IT. STOP READING THIS NOW!