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Many, MANY years ago...
13:57 Mar 20 2013
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My gf and I were visiting my mother once and we were having breakfast. My mother poured me coffee and I took it to sip and she asked me if I took anything in it. I said , "I like my coffee like I like my women; hot, black and strong," not realizing my gf (pale, white) was right behind me. My mother looked over my head and raised her eyebrows so I knew I was in trouble. But my gf wrapped her arms around my neck from behind and kissed my cheek and said, "I like my coffee like I like my men; sweet, white and weak."

Yes, she won THAT round.

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