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Since I redocorated and renovated my house, I decided to add a few extra little touches! I now have color coordinated seizure towels in every room of my house. Pets......who knew they could inspire such creativity!

I really enjoy reading profiles. But unfortunately , I hate run on sentences. If you don't at least come close to the proper punctuation, I move on without rating. And please don't claim to be, "An Intellectual", if the first 5 words in your first paragraph are spelled incorrectly!

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xFeLiNax
23:40 Sep 20 2014

I am sure you can understand an intellectuials main idea whilst reading a run on sentence because it is most likely due to the fact that they have soooooooo much spinning in the brain that they cannot for the life of tyhem possibly understand that another will read their brain vomit and critique it with such enthusiam :D



On the same note and continuing idea I must point out my lack of commas and other such hideous punctuation that may drive the usual grammar nazi to full blown air strike tactical modes of destruction :D



breathe..



it will be ok..







lol

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Isis101
04:14 Sep 21 2014

OMG...LOL!

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brileybeauford666
23:19 Sep 23 2014

Well done! Lol I love it!

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Fall is in the air! I need some s'mores! I need some S'mores Vodka!

He satd : "I have to update and record. "



I heard,: " I have hardcore porn!"



I said, "Here? At work?"



He said, "No! In Dillon!"



I said, " They have that in, Dillon? "



He said, "Yeah, at the courthouse!"



I said, "Shit! We can't even wear flip-flops here!"



We both said, "Wait! What?"

Am I the only one who thinks Ray Donovan is smokin hot?

Vodka! The other white meat!

You know that Toaster Strudel kid on that Toaster Strudel commercial? Is it just me or does he need to be serving up his strudel to The Village of the Damned?

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Isis101
02:48 Sep 09 2014

OMG...LOL!

I was just talking about how that kid creeped me out...lol

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PInkDIvA
02:57 Sep 09 2014

LoL!!

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OK, kitchen renovation almost complete! The new, new furniture arrives tomorrow and since I got caught up on my day job, I got a wild hair and stripped the wallpaper from the walls of the guest bathroom. I think I'm taking this whole DIY thing too seriously! Nah! I'm just ready for a change and once I get started I just can't stop! Tomorrow, Spackle and sand. Pick out the new bathroom fixtures and take an online plumbing class!

I'm sore all over. Bruised in places I didn't know could bruise, but I'm loving every minute of it! There's a sense of pure freedom when you reach your expectations and then actually go beyond. I feel like I can do anything! I can do anything! (Of course, that whole installation of the bathroom light fixtures could prove me wrong. I don't know anything about electrical work. Now, what's a ground wire and why do I need one?)