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I don't understand all the hoopla over George Clooney. Ok, on ER he was the original Dr. Mcdreamy. He was cute, tortured and a tad bit twitchy. But now he's the exact same character in every movie he stars in. It's just twitchy Dr. Mcdreamy being himself with a different name. He gets all these koodoos for his awesome acting and I always come up wanting. To me, when an actor chooses a role they should become exceedingly more than the sum of their parts as the person they are in their everyday life. But George is just George being his boring self and making millions for what the rest of us do every single day of our lives. He's talentless.....but his mom did invent whiteout. So I reckon that means a lot in hollywood. Mostly because they make a lot of mistakes.

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DestroyingAngel
02:00 May 28 2012

ROFL!!!

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birra
05:14 May 30 2012

I always assumed a man invented whiteout.... seemed obvious.

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brileybeauford666
01:06 Jun 03 2012

Well, B, you know what happens when you make assupmtions. It just makes an ass outta you and the other guy. Wait, that didn't sound quite right.

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Life is good. If you just hang on long enough, it all comes back around. Tonight it's all about peanut butter.....and sweet stuff.

This goes out to a few folks here...you'll just turn into dust like the rest of us. So get over yourself. In a hundred years no one will care. But, I don't think you'll have to wait that long.

The ridiculousness of what some people find serious is simply ridiculous.

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DestroyingAngel
00:45 May 24 2012

*nods* lol.

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Who knew life could be so sweet? Once you start agreeing with people and making them feel like they're right, no matter what they do, they suddenly can't get enough of you. You get showered with "I love you so much" text messages and sweet little voice mails. Finally, I get it. You know, I could get used to this....being ridiculously agreeable definitely has its rewards. Supporting their stupid decisions has taken all the pressure of their failures off of me. I love this....Bring it Bozos.....let's fuck some stuff up!

Yep, I've turned the tables on them all. No one knows what to say or what to do. I'm supporting everyone in every way. If you say you want to sky dive....I'm all for it. If she says she wants to start strippin at the Masters Club...hey, just make sure you use your antibacterial lotions before and after you use the poll. Suddenly, I'm the greatest mom in the world. Wow, now I know how Jim feels. It's awesome to be the one who's loved the most. Can't imagine what I'll get for Mother's Day......I'll keep you informed.

If you can't beat em, fuckin join em. I think Shakespear said it better, but you've sucked all the life out of me. And this is the best I can do.

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birra
01:46 May 04 2012

Ut oh.



Whaaaahappened?

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brileybeauford666
01:02 May 07 2012

I've decided to drink the Koolaid, B. I'm changing tactics. By the time I'm through, they won't know what hit them.

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For the life of me I cannot imagine the lack of a backbone. Your cowardice is astounding. Allowing yourself to be a doormat is such a turn off. But what the hell, right? Just so long as she doesn't stop loving you. Go ahead, kiss her ass. It's what you do best. She breaks my heart. But then again, she breaks everyone's heart. But you just find a way to let that go. If only I was afforded the same luxury as she. The world would definitely be my oyster. Just know one thing, she's screwed you over in the past, and she'll do it again. It's what she does. She just can't help herself. Good luck....you're gonna need it.