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It's one of those nights. A night where the egrets and pelicans aren't the only creatures flooding the marsh with haunting cries. There are other ghosts about tonight, and I'm glad. I miss you. I'm so grateful for your whispers in the breeze. So grateful.

I have exactly 7 days until my new, new furniture arrives and my new, old furniture is gone! I don't mind sitting on the floor. It gives me the chance to constantly do yoga without any excuses. But, my butt would beg to differ!

This is the most uncomfortable furniture on the planet! It's going back!

My new furniture is beautiful! But it doesn't have that sink down in me I'm so comfy feel. Miss the old stuff! Or is it just the idea of change? Tonight, I'm jumping from sofa to chair to loveseat and back round again? I will break this stuff in! I need some help. I need some big guys with flopping power! Anybody want to come by and do some flopping? I have booze and I'm not afraid to use it!

My new furniture arrives tomorrow! I'm happier than a virgin in a room full of promise rings!

Number 13 turned out to be pretty awesome. But I'm going to keep that to myself. As far as she's concerned, he's irrelevant to me. It would seem, if I like them they don't last. So this time I'm Switzerland!

I guess this guy doesn't know he's number 13. And much like numbers 12, 11, 10, 9 and so on, I'm sure he thinks he'll be the one that changes everything. There's no way she would do him like she's done all the others! He's different! Unique! He treats her like a real lady! The two of them have a connection (or so he thinks). This is everlasting love. He's already told his parents she's the one. Uh huh! I have 12 saved text messages on my phone with her telling me, ___________________(fill in the blank) is the man I'm going to marry! Number 13 is an unlucky number, or so they say. But I know a few guys who would swear that numbers 1 thru 12 aren't so lucky either! I love my daughter! And its true, she is absolutely gorgeous. God has granted this child with the gift of attracting people. Men, women, children, the old, the young, the in between! She's like a bug light, people are just drawn to her ! But I keep telling her, if you use this gift for evil, God will strip you of it and you'll be left alone and broken. Whatever, Mom! (I really wish they would remove the word " whatever " from the English language!

This is the very last time I attempt a catch and release on a rogue wasp in my kitchen! That smarmy bastard stung the hell out of me! Simple proof that no good deed goes unpunished! Now my left hand is three times its normal size and it burns like fire! Holy shit! I need a beverage!

Number 13 looks exactly/ like number 1! They could be clones. Please, God! Don't let them be clones!

Granite countertops are so awesome! Is it bad countertop manners to lay naked on them while shooting tequila?

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ZzZombieZz
03:06 Aug 10 2014

Hell no, it's not!



Just be careful not to fall off the counter in spasms of joy! >:D

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brileybeauford666
23:32 Aug 12 2014

Good advice, Z! You're always looking out for Mr!

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OK, Mr. Number 13. It's very nice to meet you. But don't unpack your bags! You won't be around for long! I love my daughter, but grass does not grow beneath her feet when it comes to relationships!

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ZzZombieZz
23:45 Aug 06 2014

LOL!

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Stupid oyster shell! 10 stitches later and you still can't deter me from sucking the shell!