(squelch squelch squelch)Oh, Christ!
Christ, I thought I was sucking your knob!
Well, what am I sucking then? (squelch)
Oh, fucking hell I'm sucking on a fucking toilet roll!
Oh, shit, that's-
Stabb has gone and permanently banned me from the vampbox....
...That's what's happened.
Ob-, Obv-, O-, Obviously th-, err, that's where .....
.... There's been that confusion....
.... and now there is no chance of overtly sexual behavior...
I am only sorry it wasn't you, 'cause I really, I really laid it on, man.
(tuts)Yeah, well, yeah, w- the fucking, I promise I'll.. I'll make it up....
...with a new profile and sneak back next week into our cubicle.
Bye for now darling
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*Sighs and drags him off to the naughty corner...again*
You will never learn.
you BAD BAD BOY !!
*wanders off singing "Talk Dirty To Me" heh*
LOL, you are loving it!
::agrees with Sinora that Mr. Borked needs a time out::
He... he.
A knob?!
he needs vagisil
Was it the word CUNT that bothered him? Why would he take that word so personally? Hmmm.
Well. There goes the entertainment..
Actually, your hillarious. Dont ever go changing.....o.O
i have to agree you are entertaining even though you are a redcoat lol.....just give old stabby stabb a big hug when you come back ok? lol
ah, the admins group together, eh?
OMG!!!! He banned me too!! For 2 Days!! That somehow became a full year!!!
nice XD
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Not sure if it is self abuse while viewing portfolios, but this is actually how I see VR now. Everything I see is as if I'm viewing through the bottom of a coke bottle.
May lay off the ports for a few days and see if VR stops serving me fuzzy out of focus pictures. Reminds me of my porn stash of super8 videos.
It kinda looks like you spunked on my face. Neat!
You naughty little devil...
Hey Cancer you cunt! Where's me fucking mark?
I've been good this year, don't listen to the narc.
I wrote you a fucking email, you wasn't in the dark,
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking mark.
If I wanted a bloody thong, I'd have bloody asked.
And this calender and tee-shirt set you can shove right up your ass!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!
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LMAO oh wow!... *shakes head*
My what interesting poetry 0-o
o.0
I see a suspension coming, lol
lmao! well thats one way to get promoted on vr i guess lol
wasnt that lovely...
you redcoats are all the same lol
Is someone cranky? Do we need a spanking?
waves the immunity
Aha. And what's that around the corner? Is it a suspension? Oh gosh!! It must be!
LMMFAO...if anyone suspends you for this...OMG...they need help...LOL...I'm gonna pee myself....BWAHAHAHAHA....fuck me dude...fukkin hell :D
Can I have your autograph? I am your biggest fan.
Someone needs to stop copying Anal Cunt lyrics. ;]
did you not pick up your Depakote at the drugstore? silly little Borked!
I have no idea of what to make of you! yet like a train wreck here I sit an watch. tisk, tisk.
Haha! I'm sure there was even a Princely chuckle at this one!!
Quality!
Proof that the fine works of Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson can be applied to any situation!
ROFL!!
Wow, that made me cry. lol
lol.that's all im gonna say to this entry. wowzers!
A #1 fucking riot you are! lmao
Wow...just bleedin' wow...LOL!
did he read this? I wonder...
ROTHLMFAO! sweet!
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EmeraldPhoenix
02:23 Aug 30 2008
perhaps you should pick another room, hun...the toilet...well...you will probably just end up with something very distasteful and maybe even contagious.
Nista
08:47 Sep 10 2008
People aren't very nice to you.
Bunch of fucks.
Oh yeah.
Taking your advice.
Nasty comments, nasty comments, nasty comments.
I can't do it. I just don't have it in me to be a cunt without cause.
misterstikki
12:42 Sep 26 2008
stabb= assmongering douchelily
I don't know what it means, but it sounds nasty.
Juno
09:04 Oct 15 2008
omg let me quote
"stabb= assmongering douchelily
I don't know what it means, but it sounds nasty."
that did sound funny...i would say "knob-gobbler", just because i heard it one time and it made me giggle.
ThePinja
10:06 Jun 02 2010
ROFL I forgot about that event....*sigh* those were the days when it was understood we were joking and not being serious in any form or fashion. Then Dbags got offended.