Unpossible. But I will give it to you.
Meanwhile, I'll be working on this next photoshoot with Morri and we'll make something incredible.
I need to start getting some models of my own!
...so that probably wasn't the nicest comment to make, but at the same time... what the hell?
Honestly. Can someone explain to me with logic that makes sense... why? Seriously. Why?
Yes, yes.. I know.. change the channel if you don't like the show...
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Dang it. I picked the wrong night to stop watching the cams.
*kicks self*
I must of missed it ;)
...it's true. And consequences will never be the same...
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Dude, I like you, I really do but..
O.-
Yep, I agree Birra
My tummy hurts. Oye.
Actions. Not words.
....the song that is playing is just... absolutely perfect.
Absolutely effin' perfect.
I need to remember this for my next cooking show. It draws in the crowd, for sure.
I'm replacing the phrase "Does the bear shit in the woods?" with this photo for ever after...
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Oh no...LMAO!
I... uh... damn camera angles.
*takes off bear costume*
suckers.
Literally...
HA! Either that or it's Photoshopped. Whichever... it looks like a very satisfying... back scratch.
Oh.
My.
GAWD.
How you people find shit like this is so totally beyond me....
Do you EVER work? REALLY?
heh.
if you go down to the woods tonight, you're in for a big surprise...tonight's the night the teddy-bears have their big-licks...
All I can say is....Bahhhahahahahahahahahahah. And where can I get a bear like that?
Wait, I've got another one...."Look for the bear necessities..the simple bear necessities"
A picture can say a thousand words but this one need only say three...hehehe
...I lose faith in the words "Your call is very important to us..." after the tenth minute of being on hold and still not having gotten in touch with someone.
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I'll get in touch with something. NA MEEN?
o.O
She probably would, but I'd be damned afraid of what she would touch them with....
A rock, A 2x4, her CAR.....
Her wit, the sharp side of her tongue .. both of which, when exercised, I am sure would do far more lasting damage than her car. She's got some talent.
...when someone is trying to put a 9ft long piece of lumber in the trunk of a Jetta, you should probably park RIGHT BEHIND THEM even though 90% of the rest of the parking lot is completely empty.
Brilliant.
Asshat.
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I just stood there staring at him.
*Pull forward - pause... Pull further forward - ....pause... Pull all the way forward... Pause.... Park*
Might I add that parking behind us was extremely illogical as it wasn't even a convenient place in the nearly empty lot!!!!
Might I add that parking behind us was extremely illogical as it wasn't even a convenient place in the nearly empty lot!!!!
Might I add that parking behind us was extremely illogical as it wasn't even a convenient place in the nearly empty lot!!!!
Might I add that parking behind us was extremely illogical as it wasn't even a convenient place in the nearly empty lot!!!!
I think it's safe to say you added it ;P
Wait, wait... are you trying to say that parking behind us was illogical since it wasn't even a convenient spot to park in the nearly empty lot?
Hence why I usually park out of the way - I don't mind walking. Apparently neither did they, but just felt the dire need to be close to someone...
Tard.
It's along the lines (although not as inconvenient) of wqhen Scott and I go to the movies. We always sit in the top row, dead center- that way we can both see, and we are less likely to be bothered. But invariably, when the theater is effing EMPTY, some idjit will come up and plop down right near us, and then commence to texting...
Scott kicks the seat. I throw popcorn
...no sleep last night. None.
Well, some. But the moments laying awake greatly out numbered the moments of sleep...
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I've had a serious problem with that lately too. It's annoying.
Must be something in the air or the water. Just know you're not alone. I hate knowing that the whole world is asleep while I'm walking the halls. Makes me feel like the last living cell in the dead body........
...it's tough when you feel like your space has been violated. I know the feeling.
I feel like I'm completely lacking space these days. VR used to be that space for me. It can't serve that purpose anymore.
..'nuff said.
*clams up*
...can someone please remind me just how little all of this matters?
Please?
My appreciation in advance... thank you.
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Hang in there and just keep trudging along, you can do it!
Take a deep second, remember those that you love and that they will always love you in return.
One step at a time, morning brings a new day.
:)
It doesn't.
I'm with MK on this one- if it has anything to do with drama around here, or at work, or whatever- it doesn't. The only thing that matters are the people you know you can count on and who you know count on you. And we lubs joo, anyway.
Truth be told, in one hundred years nobody will care. (or remember)
...there are some cycles that cannot be broken...
I worked really hard at figuring out what was wrong with the boiler system in the house. The heating system in this house has been a pain in the ass since I moved in.
I think... or though... I had it figured out. Maybe not.
I made matters worse by being an idiot and not making sure the patio door was latched after letting Pai in... then I left and the wind blew the back door wide open on this lovely 9F evening... I returned to a house colder than when I started this morning...
GAH.
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I'll be back soon.. Teamwork :)
Perscription:
Move to a warmer climate.....preferably where I'm going. Isla Roatan......No heat needed. Just frosty beverages, shorts and flip flops.
...I came to a realization last night that, when I'm sober, most people out there in the world unnerve me. Especially when they're not sober and getting way too into my personal space.
Perhaps it was the post-strike congratulatory butt-slapping that got things going in the wrong direction... I don't know....
That could be it...
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I, and my camera, missed something.
No.. nothing photo-worthy. Really I'm ok with everything that happened last night. It's not like I was violated or anything...
*sigh*
You can butt slap in bowling? Nobody told me you could butt slap in bowling! No wonder I've never found any joy in the game........
That's it! I've had it. I'm done with this. I've known I have to do this and face it head on - the time is now. Enough is enough.
I need to make changes in my life. The first one starts with this miserable, lumpy old body of mine.
The time to get in shape is now.
Oh, but I will do a cooking show tonight around 6PM. BE THERE!!!!!
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Whatchya makin?
In the kismet. ;)
Nice pitch. But if you are serious..welcome to the club :) See you on the other side of success.
It was a great show, B. I loved it. So much better than Emeril and all that "Bam Bam" crap. Oh, and Paula Deen and all her "Ya'lling". And don't get me started on Giada. You know that little Italian chick with the heaving breasts and the huge Wiley Coyote hands.....FoodNetwork has got nothin on you!
They changed all the Zodiac dates? What the hell? Now I need to rearrange all the starscapes on my kids' bedroom ceiling...
FEH!
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HEH.
and I dont want to be a Gemini!
FEH!
darn i found it hard already to deal with other signs as a capricorn... what wil i become?
(it isn't real)
These are the same people who took the word "gullible" out of the dictionary!!
You bastards!!
*shakes a fist*
Life sucks sometimes, doesnt it?
...in Google Chrome, the "Submit" button on the Journals page doesn't work. I'm trying to sort by most read, most favorites... and it just doesn't work.
It works on Profiles and Portfolios...
...just... strange.
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I had Google Chrome at work and I had to uninstall it because it would not let me do a ton of stuff.
yep same here been happening since before Christmas have to use Mozilla now for VR. Thought it was something to do with my Chrome but it now seems not. Hesitate to suggest problem with VR maybe? Works perfectly with everything else.
I found that Chrome wouldn't allow me to turn off the Message Notification.
Highly frustrating.
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She doesn't even remember 'Retha Franklin... so who cares what she thinks.
:P
Over analysis isn't going to get me anywhere. Would someone please just kick me in the ass and tell me to relax?
FEH!
In other news, I had a long conversation with my good friend BlackStaff today, for which I need to extend my deepest gratitude for his time and insights... it is time to reinvest in me and reinvent who I am... I did it once, I can do it again.
I have a project to get off the ground. If I get it going the way I think it can be it will be my machete to clear my path going forward.
And it is time to move forward.
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W/O offending your Sublime Other Half...
kick.
Now relax please!
Are you sure you still need an ass kicking?
Heh. Relax. Move forward. Get goin'!
You know, you remind me of "my" Better Half; he's an IT Guy/Programmer also; sometimes I do need to give him the same Kick.
He's got some lovely Projects he's working on now, and it's made him feel rejuvenated; he seems to hold some of the same Traits as you do, perhaps; if he's not doing "something", he gets up in his head too much..those Projects are his Tonic.
*kick*
and
r e l a x
why dont ya! LOL
sorry I now feel I should apologise for kicking an admin :P
I just came over to kick you in the ass-
*kick*
Now get your ass to work, clear that mind, set a goal and freaking do it.
Do it! Seize the day!
Relax just do it when you want to get to it... Lol
Nothing says "Relax" like my tongue in your mouth. ^.^
This is true. And it's the first truly relaxing thing anyone has said to me all day...
...going to kick my ass to?
I'll pay you. :)
It IS time to move forward. No kick needed at this time my friend, you have this well in hand on all fronts. It is a game changer moment and yours to shine.
You said a mouthful there, Brother!
...the simple things you see are all complicated.
I look pretty young, but I'm just back dated.
Yeah....
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I need this album. My dad has it, but since I've moved I can't nab his records anymore.
Thanks muchly for the reminder.
...but then again... I know how that is played.
...that actually had to be one of the most ironic things I've ever read.
...hold on loosely? Really? Is that the key?
I guess it could be... unless you're hang gliding...
...remember when cars were made with a "Rumble Seat?" A back seat... conveniently there only for when needed?
Perhaps that is a more appropriate designation than... chopped liver.
*folds away into the trunk*
Am I, or aren't I?
I think I'm going to go lay in the snow and think about it for a while...
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That isn't funny.
Oh, sorry.
No reference to prior events, real or imagined were intended during the broadcast of this random thought...
...And here I thought we'd get a "surprise cooking show" announcement just now..
O.-
Am you or am you not...what? A great guy? Short answer...yes. A good father? Short answer...yes. The list goes on man. Anything negative is simply unproductive and nonconducting toward forward progress. Well, at least that is my thinking today...but then again, I am on cloud 9 after last night. So who knows.
Yeah, but negativity sometimes comes.
*shrugs*
And yet, if I were to go lay outside in what is passing for snow right now, I would flay the very skin from my bones- I hate half melted snow that has frozen over for several days.
But it can be very refreshing. Wish I could do so...lol
I wasn't fishing for compliments, my friends. Although, Blackstaff, you flatter me... I always appreciate your words.
*fist bump*
And RedQueen, we don't have much for snow out there right now either. Two days of 50F+ temps and rain... snow is all but gone, except for some chunky icebergs still standing tall. I'm not laying on one of those.
I just need to cool my head off and sort out thought.
Crossroads come about every so often... choosing the right direction is sometimes a tough choice to make...
I know- but one thing I have learned since moving to the *supposedly* great white north, is that watching it snow can be one of the most relaxing and focusing events you can lose yourself in.
Driving in it, however, is something else altogether...lol
I think you am. But you aren't able to see it.
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