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MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!

Gonna give Invisible man a seizure.

really? I thought you were doing a strange dancing technique :p

It does kinda look like he is dancing...lol.

o.o Am I allowed to giggle?

Only if it tickles...

No idiot would make sauce that good...

Heat or spice?

I once sucked scalding hot cocoa up through a Corinthians wafer.



Worst pain in the world. I would give my arm to never burn my mouth again.

The feeling when the blisters pop and the taste...

Nah, just to eager to taste a delicious sauce it sounds like. Don't know how many times i've done that.

I LOVE DIRK GENTLY!

Do that too.

I already did. I would have thought you would have noticed.... *pout*

ahahaha. :) Glad I could mess with your brain a bit.

He shaved Fairiemoon's groove thing?



...and expected you'd notice?

The assholes who try to enact laws based on ignorance and the ideology of a religious "morally against sex" society need to be penned up with the women beaters, men killers, and puppy stompers.

Yeah...Uh I'm pretty sure my little sister figured out sex on her own with her boyfriend. I've got a another niece/nephew on the way. Thank you country bumpkin school districts for not teaching sex ed until 10th grade. I'm pretty sure it should be taught back in the 4th grade, and continually as these kids go through the changes.

Very Well Said Sir :)

funny how the very same people say we are in a generational winter and not enough people are being born...who can you believe?

time to vote out the G.O.P :)

We are built for sex. Our social structure depends on sex. It is the way it is. Anyone who denies it is just fooling themselves and thinking that the standard of being "good" is to deny themselves and others.

I don't think there's any country other than America that could have such a huge hoohah made over birth control. :P

Oddly enough we are in a reproductive sinkhole of idiocy more so than any other era of mankind. People used to procreate in order to increase survival odds. Now people reproduce and don't even think twice about how they are going to maintain for themselves and the child. Let someone else worry about the finances. Several generations of allowing hard working middle class families foot the bill for lazy birth factories has taught people younger and younger that responsibility isn't really required when potentially bringing life into the world. If one cannot support themselves, what right do they have to think they should bring a life into the world? In the past, if there was no support, i.e. the man died, there were no in laws, chances are the family starved and that legacy is erased for good.

~fist bump~ True dat. Last time I checked everyone alive today had someone in their past who enjoyed sex enough to make to engage in it...lol.

Pinjas right. So many people don't even think about the consequences of their actions and our education policies don't help that at all. Not only that, our society seems to encourage kids to just hand the responsibility off to other people without ever bothering to teach them about the simple concept of sex and NOT reproducing when you don't mean to.

One of those days where awesome things happen and everyone shits skittles and rainbows?! NEAT!



o.o





... No?







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Aww, man ...

Nooooooooo! It's not time yet for one of THOSE days! They're coming round more and more frequently. Don't look behind the drapes. I'm totally not hiding back there.

I'm obviously not a photographer but everything about them looks forced, not natural or even interesting but maybe the majority of the purchasers of this issue don't care about that sort of thing. Maybe they are just looking for a hot bod. Unfortunately.

Oh ew

Not everyone belongs in a swimsuit issue no matter what their sports record.

I think the Lohan spread in PB might have been better than these.

That's it exactly Pandora. This is teen-age fapping material at best. From an artistic and photographic point of view, it is disturbing people make a living producing, approving and publishing second-rate trash.



These two women will attract readers based on their names alone. I guess at that point, style, skill and class doesn't matter.

...luckily, we have two brilliant photographers here on VR who know that people of all shapes and sizes make awesome models. The models in that magazine just don't look real, bet they are much more beautiful in the flesh. It's no wonder that people have all sorts of hang-ups about their bodies when they are bombarded with unreal images in the media.

That is part of my point too, Sulks.



These women are athletes at the top of their sports. People don't gravitate to them because they're flawless, but because they succeed with drive and determination, overcoming their flaws.



Maybe normal people really would rather see who they are, not who a graphics editor wants them to be....

And I read Mormons.



O.o I need a stiffer drink

She said Mormons and stiffer int he same thought bit.



MY EYES ARE FILTHY!



>.o

If it includes morons then the amount of "life" just went through the roof. Same with Mormons who have stiffies.

I smell a book in the future!

Aesop!



Need buy some pesticide...

I know that spider. I swear I walk through her web every time I go hiking. Gah.

Story time with Birra!



Good one. :P

Good story!

Very clever.

Other than feeling the need to check the corners of my desk, walls, etc for giant spiders and sticky webs...awesome story.

Love this

HA! See?!

You know I'm always willing... To help.

Yes. I know you're always willing... to help.

For everything there is a season? :P

Turn, Turn, Turn...

Jesus. I remember getting really awful messages like that from Models. Now I be all flying high :P

Oh and how was that one model possibly "stuck" in Buffalo and in a hotel room? Maybe we should organize a sting on that hooker...

And it's sad more people don't seem to be talking about what you've pointed out on the link. If there were more, maybe this wouldn't be allowed either. On military bases, you can't even talk via bluetooth.

Yeah, but you know what Images... if they're going to ticket people for driving because they have a hand occupied with a phone... they should also ticket people for driving with a hand occupied by a cigarette, or a Big Mac... what have you.



A distraction, is a distraction, is a distraction.



The #1 distraction leading to more accidents than anything else is... having kids in your car. Let's outlaw traveling with kids, too.

We should just outlaw driving :) Force public transportation, food lines and create the proletariat...damn, someone already did that :(



I agree though. Cool tech and laws do not always mesh well. Kinda like common sense and society as a whole.



Watched a guy the other day drive over a curb and almost take out a hydrant while texting. Damn good thing it was not near a school bus stop populated by kids.

I am totally against laws that protect us from ourselves... motorcycle helmet laws... seatbelt laws. Why? If you don't have the brains enough to protect yourself from the obvious and demonstrated hazards, then fuck off.



I'm all for the expectations of personal responsibility and common sense. No, you should not get a settlement in court if you burned yourself on your morning coffee. It's coffee. You know it's hot. Move along.



I'm all for enforcing common sense on the roads. Don't drink and drive. If you do and you're obviously impaired, you know what is coming.



But for me, texting, phone calls, a cigarette, eating a meal... it's all the same to me - distractions from the task of driving. Why does technology need special laws applied when people have been doing stupid shit on the road distracted by these other tasks for a century?