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I hate to say this, but it isn't just localized either- I find rampant crap in all industries, as I am sure we all do, but I find it particularly offensive to find it in the hospitality industry in which I work.....

It's no better in the tech industry, for certain.



ISP's are some of the lowest rated companies, in any industry, for customer satisfaction scores.

Some teachers are like that - they really don't care about the kids themselves, or what their families have to do to survive or pay bills. They don't have to dirty themselves at all, and don't care who else does as long as they don't smell the stench from it. I have had a few of those myself.

Honestly, she was just a miserable wench. I remember we had a fire-drill that some of the kids in the class didn't take all that seriously. When we returned to the classroom she screamed at the whole class that we don't know what it's like to be in an actual fire where people are burned and smell the burning flesh and to see the firemen carrying out lumps of charcoal that used to be people.. and..etc..etc... she went on for quite a while about it.

I bet she loved milk, eggs, and bacon.

Probably.



I know the bacon had to be in there - you could have used her ass as a movie screen...

"Oh grow up you stupid, pathetic, mummy's boy, blah, blah, blah" kind of thing??! lol

He's getting revved up there Legion, be sure to check back.



Now, about that growing up thing...

Also, I don't see birra actually mentioning anyone or that he's even directing this at one person.



But hell, if the shoe fits!

hrrmmmm...

Actually Legion, this was technically my second journal entry today. Perhaps it was the only one you focused on because it hit home?



Thanks for reading.

Its all good,



You always have something good in here to read anyway lol.

well LEGION, I don't know so much about his chicken stories.... but he does have some good "schwing" pictures... :)

Hey! What's wrong with my chicken stories???

Your chickens don't schwing...

I dunno, ask Faeriemoon if they do or not. Her and her b/f are coming over for dinner in a bit.



BBQ'd chicken... yumm!

exactly....no schwinging chickens....lol

Sounds like a plan to me...lol



I have yet to understand what motivates people like that. I personally think it has something to do with the fact that in their real life, they have no control, so they have to do what they do to give themselves some measure of control elsewhere.

Indeed.

I've noticed that it's pretty much always the same ones that have the malfunctions. It has got to be boring after awhile to be so repetitive. Kinda like a song you hate being stuck on repeat. heh.

Nail on the head Moonie. People like that have driven me from other sites. The negativity... the woe-as-me pissing contests to see who has the worst afflicitions, the toughest lives, the most horrible disasters befall them, or who is on the most pain killers or mood balancers...



A LOT of people have issues. It's ok to talk about them, but there HAS to be something else to talk about too.

OMG - that made me laugh, and I barely understood any of the tech-speak...lol!



And about being bald - way better than doing that comb-over thing.

A comb-over?? I'd have to grow it from my chin.

Ahaha. Yes. Bell Canada does the same thing to me all the time.



Most recently:

Me: Hi, I'm calling because my user account has apparently been "blocked," and nothing is functioning. No calls, some texts, but no web, either.



Her: Okay, so, you're telling me that there's no problem everything works? There's no reason to be calling then.



Me: (What the fuck did I just say??)

I love your bald head, but I don't want you to be stressed. I need to get home to give you a big kiss.

oh great- I have baldness to look forward to? How do you explain a left handed, southern accented bald bartender??? In CANADA???

LOL that sounds like something I would do hehe...

hehehe i shouldnt laugh... hehehe

You were just thinking outside the box...you solved your problem in a new way. No more eye itch!

Well - I bet your eye stopped itching.

*oink, grunt, oink, grunt, oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink.*



Finished up quite nicely, wouldn't you say so?



xD haha

That was pretty much it...

Ok, do tell, whats the movie Birra?

Seriously, i wamt to know the movie maybe I can get some pointers.

You could really use those Pinja :P

Just play it backwards, that works for most country songs.



Guy gets his wife back, fixes his truck and his dog comes back to life.

If I were you, I'd start looking for the trailer and the tornado...lol

It's supposed to be your dog dying country boy :P

Amen!

Is leaves me curious if they outsourced to England. And you got an English English speaker. Lol.

We live in a global economy, granted. But to me, this stuff is just a failed customer service ploy away from no service at all.



Pretty soon these outsource companies will grow - the population will expect more money and they will need to oursource to some where even more poverty stricken when they speak even less English... like Somalia or West Virginia...

(this made me larf)

Down with Brad

unite profiles in friendship and become one!!!!



some sort of spiritual FB thing...I don't know what I'm talking about....



oooo...shiny.....

Facebook is being run with ads from evil dwarves trying to confuse you.



Beware of evil dwarves.



They come to steal away your goodies and confuse you.



;)

perhaps you are going bananas :P

Been there, got the t-shirt.

Ha..:P

No doubt pops into mind at this one...



;)

It's true. I keep praying that someday, while we'll look back on our past and feel sorrow for how hard it was for people, we'll be able to look at the present and sigh with happy relief that we've learned and become a better society.

And plotting with the neighbor's cat. It doesn't really crave the attention (no matter how cute its nose) - it uses the lovin' for a cover to cahoot with the yard bird.

So, you're saying...chickens are revolting?

Only when their pen isn't clean.. and... boy howdy, is it ever not clean right now!

*Cluck, cluck, cluck. Cluck, cluck, cluck.*



The revolution has started...

Huh, you know, the term "taint" was mentioned quite a bit on this last trip.

I tell you what though, my moon is tainted a bit to the south.



*regrets this in the morning when sober*

Oh look - the moon is resting so comfortably behind my scrotum...

*snicker*



I haven't heard that reference in years...thanks for the best belly laugh I have had in days...lol

Marijuana Smokers are just idiots but starting a forest fire and destroying trees and animal life is worse . for each acreage of burnt Forest it takes 13 years for the vegetation to grow back that is a very long time and with the stupidity of people maybe even longer.

That first sentence, very true but sometimes difficult for me to remember, something I need to work on.

Well, folks who smoke a lot of marijuana do tend to get stupid, as they continually burn away their meager brain cells. Moderation is the key, but many don't adhere to that notion...

And yes, wildfires are a major problem here in California - and this is the season (usually from June to October).

My point was, it was the attitude of the reporter. His tone and demeanor completely changed when mentioning that the person was smoking marajuana.



As if the fire would have been more excusable if they had dropped their lighter while lighting a cigarette...

Fires are never a good thing but this is a 14 year old child. My hopes are that this unfortunate accident will lead to drug counseling and therapy since this boy might be traumatized from the incident. My question is why didn't the flame go out on the lighter when he released it? Faulty lighter?

Maybe it was a zippo without those child saftey features...

I'm with you on that. If I'm approached that way in person it's a just smile and nod kind of thing.



It's weird when you're judged as a mean snobby person because you don't respond the way people want you to or carry the entire conversation for them for that matter.



You can send all the "hay wuts up" messages you want, but chances are that my response won't make you happy.

I totally agree. If you walked up to someone in a bar and said, "Hey, whats up?" what would their response be? Probably... "Nothing much... excuse me, I'll be returning to someone else that interests me..."



Yet here, people somehow expect "hey, whats up?" to be the ultimate ice breaker and from there the other person should just stream the interrogative statements of interest...



"Hey, what's up?" should be reserved for someone you already have a close bond to and perhaps you haven't spoken to in a while. And it should be followed up with something more interesting, like, "Hey! What's up? Haven't spoken to you in a while. I just invented this negative energy dark matter accelerator and I am planning on taking over the world. Want to join me? There's a good chance it will end in death, but if it doesn't... think of how often we'll be getting laid! Who can resist the supreme rulers of the world? I know I couldn't!"

I do too - lol!

or - I ask for an English translation.

hay wuts up

I can not answer someone like that, I end up sounding rude. So I just ignore them...





:P



But now I am curious... if I send you a message like that if you would actually respond or ignore me because you know I am doing that because of this journal entry. ;)

So in other words you basically say to them:



"Thank you for you time with us, thank you for your meat, it was good getting to know you, but now I must eat!"



Then.. chop chop chop. :)



I dunno... When I lived in upstate NY and went to one of the SGT's farms to help fertilized his lawn, I was amazed at how many chickens were running around there and when he told me he caught his own turkey every November I was more fascinated than I was disgusted. As in... I wanted to be there when it happened. Not for the shock value but more of the curiosity and learning factor.



I must say though, meat caught or grown opposed to store bought tasted a lot better.

It certainly does.



And that is exactly what I'm going to do to people who send me lame messages on here.

Dude you're not into Time Chasers ?!??!

They should be chasing acting lessons...

is this one of those made-for-Syfy movies?

No, more like a, made for no particular reason, movie.



If MST3K didn't spoof it, I doubt anyone would have ever watched it.

Elvis, it's what's for dinner!

And now a couple of them are models! Heh! I hope the fame doesn't go to their heads...

It was normal when I was growing up. My grandparents used to get the baby chicks in the mail in a huge box. It was soooo cool to have them chirping and running around...then they grew up and gave us eggs and meat. Even feathers for the pillows sometimes. It is the cycle.

I know I know. It's just when I'm asking a model to interact with them, I would rather skip the whole "oh my gawd that's so saaaaaaad." routine from Sally LizloveKFC.

It's the cute factor. Nobody wants to envision a sweet little chick, or any cute animal, on a plate served for dinner. I understand where the food comes from, but I still think the chicks are adorable!

Most baby animals are adorable. Baby cows are adorable. Baby pigs are adorable. Everything we eat begins as a baby, that's the way life works.



People might not want to envision it, but that is reality.

I hope that their demise is as quick and 'painless' as possible...

Oh yeah - I actuaaly will not eat any young/baby animals, so no veal or lamb for me.

We don't process them when they're babies, they're pretty much to adult size when they go in.



And yes, it is quick and as painless as possible. We take them to an FDA certified processor and make sure everything is done right.



I even have a little prayer with the chickens before hand where I touch each one and thank them for giving me food and happiness in my life...

So in other words you basically say to them:



"Thank you for you time with us, thank you for your meat, it was good getting to know you, but now I must eat!"



Then.. chop chop chop. :)



I dunno... When I lived in upstate NY and went to one of the SGT's farms to help fertilized his lawn, I was amazed at how many chickens were running around there and when he told me he caught his own turkey every November I was more fascinated than I was disgusted. As in... I wanted to be there when it happened. Not for the shock value but more of the curiosity and learning factor.



I must say though, meat caught or grown opposed to store bought tasted a lot better.

you conformist, you.

No, no.. it's not conforming... it's following. Apparently if you write in your journal you're just a sheep following the rest of the sheep through the corral... or something of the sort.



I don't know... this is someone else's opinion, not mine...

Baaaaaah



choke

well it does appear you've been sheared....lol

Trust me, there wasn't enough to knit even one baby sock...

LOL I used to write in my journal about 10 times a day once, now hardly ever...



ok then I must write again me must keep following.

Heh heh heh... You said double entendre.

...and we know what that means.



On a punnier note... this place is full of members. It's a virtual sausage fest...



...double entendre.

This made me snort!!!

This happens because certain people are lazy and want everything done for them.



What I find funny is when someone asks a question that's already answered in the VR Manual or FAQ then post a thread: how can I help with the site? Or ask me: What did you do to become a Dominar, can I be one too?



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