Please get a hold of your obscene levels of horniness when out in public.
Your immediate attention to this matter is most appreciated.
Sincerely,
The Management.
In my latest tax notification the IRS sent a little memo stating that if I've suffered from some disaster and am having trouble paying my taxes I can file for disaster relief....
...does having to deal with the IRS in the first place count as suffering from a disaster?
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hahahaha! You know in a weird way I like reading you talk about your taxes. It gets me to thinking of strategies (sp?) meh, about how to keep better track or how better to hide etc.
Oh hey, before I forget. Your journal categories are on the Perdiodic table right?
I want to hide... everything from the government.
They already stick their noses up too far and their hands in too deep... you know?
hmmm... that's something a tea partier would say. I'm watchin' you, er, I mean.. THEY're watchin' you.
Mmmm up far.... in deep...
Whoa...I saw 'IRS' here and it caught my eye...I hate this particular gov't entity with a passion right now. So, to answer your question, YEs in having to deal with them in the first place!
oooo i hope so :)
Why is it my mind makes up words instead of reading what is there?
Is it because what it makes up makes more sense?
How did the screen name CereBralAssassin69 become in my mind at first glance CerealBreakfast69?
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i saw it as "CareBearAssassin69" which is infinitely better than my lame-o name.
You mean like Blackhershey too ;)
I still see your name as BlackHershey... every time.
There is one, evilbitchgp, that I ALWAYS see as evilhiccup.
I have yet to figure out why.
LOL! no comment.
...these might be the pennies I pay them with...
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lol! Yup sounds like a plan alright.
LMAO!!!
....apparently I made a mistake on a withholding tax two years ago... the IRS believes I owe them a penalty and interest from this and they'll be damned if they're not going to collect. They even sent an agent to knock on the door of my house last week with the apparent intent of collecting this debt...
...the amount they claim I owe...
$167
Yes. $167.
Now mind you I'm not deliberately keeping this from them... honestly with the amount of miscalculations, misapplications and general trouble they seem to have with each and every 941 payment I make to them, following their instructions to the letter... and the resulting flow of paperwork from each issue they have, I think I probably just missed this one.
But from a logical point of view... how much did it cost them to send an agent out to the wrong address to attempt to collect this? How much does it cost every time they mishandle the payments I do make? Taxes are taxes, no? Our taxes pay for the government services and personnel to handle (or mishandle) all of this...
...not to mention how much it costs me every time I have to take the time to research and respond to their mistakes...
...and here they are giving away $700 Billion of our tax dollars to larger companies so they can... fix the issues they themselves were the sole cause of. Stay afloat and keep their executives comfortable in private jets with million-dollar bonuses... while they make a small business sweat over $167.
Fucking ridiculous.
The "revenue officer" that came knocking on my door wants either a phone or face-to-face meeting on Wednesday. I think I'll go prepared to pay the debt, in full....
....I wonder how heavy $167 in pennies is... I better bring a 2-wheel lift...
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Bring it in stamps, lol.
HAH!
I want to hulk smash them. I know it's not an easy job to have, what with the mandatory selling of your soul before they give you a name tag...
make sure to meet with them in your underwear, a long sleeve shirt, and dark socks..
Like you're wearing now. I like it.
and the pennies... too bad we don't still have half pence...
You might ask for an extension because you have not got your refund check yet...lol. Say it is part of an internal economic stimulus deal you have with congress and is earmarked for something like half a PS3 which in turn further stimulates the economy by purchasing product...heh. Yay for bloated gov...
IRS sucks monkeys nuts.
Been there, done that.
Look- IRS agent on fire. Anyone got some gas?
Really...
*shuts mouth and gives a low growl*
Hate them.
In the UK a cheque (¿US check?) can be written on anything ... napkins and so on
How long can it take to write a cheque on a horse ?
Be happy...they say I owe $500 for an error done on my 2006 taxes...as I'm unemployed right now, I guess they think that I can squeeze money from a rock...
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Morrigon
00:35 Apr 26 2009
*shudder*
Isis101
04:05 Apr 26 2009
Amen! LOL!
captainglobehead
14:20 Apr 28 2009
Isn't getting a hold of themselves in public part of the problem?