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A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.

The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".

I want to write a book about finding the most exquisite passion in the darkest realm of inspiration like a life ending during the hunt. I know that which feeds… I want to inspire passion in all I meet and cause a writhing within the sheep. It is strange, knowing how to awaken them and causes all others to relent in the ecstasy.

Allow me to clarify... I don't eat human food for sustainance only for enjoyment. When I am allow. And yes, I am a vegitarian. Those who need what I need to live do not waste their time on human food.

I am begining to feel comfortable with my self and my secret. Inki thinks it's good for me to talk with others who aren't "normal" so that I don't feel so alone. He doesn't like Dr. Bob, my therapist, so I don't bring him up in our sessions. Not to mention he would probably find a pretty white jacket and padded room for us to have our sessions in. Inki thinks Dr. Bob is a dirty old man who sepnd far to much time thinking about me in the shower. I have to admit I think he's probably right.