01:20 Dec 21 2008
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Ok picture this. Me and the other cameraman are in this pink room with artificial flowers, and this other guy, preparing to shoot a hard-core movie, talking joking, waiting for this cute busty long legged dark eyed red lipped pale skin latina to arrive. She enters the room, thats a hot rush, and these two are ready to start. She takes her blouse and her top off, and the guy comes closer and puts his hand on her left tit and starts kissing it. They are both pretty, and I enjoy doing my job. After minute or two he says, yeeeeah mmmm gooood shit. She seems undisturbed, when all of a sudden screams out histerical, you called my tit shit! you called my tit shit! He lifts his head up, looks at her, and says, ow cmon, are you going gay on me now? She slaps him, after which they engage in to a heavy argument for about five minutes. Suddenly with out a word, real sudden, TNT sudden, they start grabbing each other, and make real love, real love man I say, like, im sorry, and I apologize, it is just an expression, I know she says, and all that, only to see in the other corner second cameraman heavily masturbating even before anything started. Whats his deal I wondered? Gotta be that slap I guessed. Some people are like that, soft violence related with sexual thoughts turns them on. I lit up a ciggy, with my mp3 playing Rammstein - Rein-Raus(in-out) in a loop, and ended up filming the other cameraman since the other two were so damn lame, a kissy kiss here, touchy touch there, bunny, pigeon, my fish...ect ect Fish? Fish!? WTF!? What a movie I thought. Complete film waste. This is not what I planned. The whole scenario was ruined at that point. Everything got fucked. Now we need to wait until the guy comes back to his strengths since he refuses to take viagra. I am afraid my hair is going to fall out, he says. We've heard that happen before, and he does have nice hair. We dont want to risk anything. It is extremely difficult to find a real talent such as his now a days, and it is widely known men do not perform well if frustrated. At some point that cigarette hit me in my head, and I thought it is time to change the song. I listened to Feuer Frei(fire at will) while we were roaming up the fucking studio for the following session. You can sure bet on it I never touched a damn thing that masturbating cameraman put his hands on. Until the next shoot that is, when I will have to touch the equipment in order to use it. It would really make me happy if the level of professionality on the job would become higher from what it is now. I am seriously thinking about getting my self a pair of those rubber sterile doctor gloves next time, regardless of how "weird" that might look to others. Like the fucking things aint weird enough already. I mean one is having it on tape, and the other thing on your hands. Thosa really two totally different details, man really, but it seems like some people are having difficulties at understanding that. We all got drunk afterwards. Some fucking day.
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Isis101
03:25 Dec 31 2008
LMAO! I needed it - thanks!
LaceworkLacerations
03:31 Dec 31 2008
Ohmigoodness! That's the funniest thing I've heard all day. Was a bad day actually--and needed this birghtness. Haha.
Wilder
23:07 Jan 17 2009
i like it lol