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there were three men, two white guys in one black guy, who died an was standing at the gates of heaven. before they could go into heaven god confronted them all an gave them each a task.

god first went to the first white guy who was addicted to sex...god said "you can come into heaven if you can complete this one task, your addicted to sex an if you can go with out having sex u can come to heaven with me." poof so god put him in a room full of hookers.

god went to the next white guy who was a alcoholic. god said "your an alcoholic if you can go with out drinking you can come to heaven" poof so he's in a room full of alcohol.

then god came to the last guy the black guy who was a pot head always smoking weed. god said if you complete my task you can come to heaven cause your addicted to pot, don't smoke any pot" poof so he's in a room full of marijuanna.

god went back to the first guy an saw all the hookers dead cause he sexed them to much. god said "what the hell you killed all my best hookers from fuckin to much your going to hell!" poof he's in hell.

then he came to the next guy saw that all the alcohol was gone. he said "what the fuck you drunk all my alcohol that was my personal stash your going to hell" poof so he's in hell.

finally god came to the black guy an saw not even one piece of weed/ bud was gone an saw the black guy cring his eyes out in a corner an asked what was wrong why was he cring he won he gets to go to heaven. the black guy looked up to god cring an said "I FORGOT MY DAMN LIGHTER!=,("





* this is more of a joke then a story but hope you like it=)*