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Box Perviness read from bottom up
17:23 Dec 17 2007
Times Read: 604

Ebio:

11:03:43 - Dec 17 2007

LOL









Amaltheia:

11:02:46 - Dec 17 2007

O.o









2007skittles:

11:00:53 - Dec 17 2007

I gotta say there is nothing wrong with a nice small set either . I like a's and b's .









Ebio:

10:56:41 - Dec 17 2007

mine is a small c LOL I think small c's are perfect..they don't drag down and they are just perky enough...but hell nothin' wrong with tig o bitties either









Amaltheia:

10:55:09 - Dec 17 2007

I love my C cup %^.^









EnlightenedxDarkness:

10:54:43 - Dec 17 2007

If not for push up bras I wouldn't have boobs....damn B cups!









Ebio:

10:54:31 - Dec 17 2007

I have a secret....*shifty eyes.....My boobies need no push up bra....LOL if they get pushed up they go almost to my collar bone









Ebio:

10:53:44 - Dec 17 2007

LOL









EnlightenedxDarkness:

10:51:35 - Dec 17 2007

Indeed they are...









Amaltheia:

10:51:20 - Dec 17 2007

Push up bra's are a girls best friend lmmfao









Ebio:

10:50:51 - Dec 17 2007

a push up bra >:) bwuahahaha LOL









Amaltheia:

10:46:46 - Dec 17 2007

LMMFAO what the?









Ebio:

10:46:17 - Dec 17 2007

oy yeah...oops ( Y/ )









Amaltheia:

10:45:39 - Dec 17 2007

No no no..you're doing it all wrong it's ( . Y . )









Ebio:

10:44:56 - Dec 17 2007

( . )( . ) BOOBIES









Amaltheia:

10:41:46 - Dec 17 2007

o.O rut ro









Ebio:

10:39:56 - Dec 17 2007

bwuahahahahaha









Amaltheia:

10:38:50 - Dec 17 2007

hehe. At least you understood what I meant lmmfao









Ebio:

10:38:10 - Dec 17 2007

LOL you perv... I could go for a soft taco with lots of spice and sour cream...>:)









Amaltheia:

10:36:29 - Dec 17 2007

Damn. I want some tacos..lol









Amaltheia:

10:35:58 - Dec 17 2007

LMMFAO Good going Jessica *haha*









Ebio:

10:35:28 - Dec 17 2007

Holy fucking double post batman









WildChild:

10:35:21 - Dec 17 2007

you for got to add on web cam









Ebio:

10:35:13 - Dec 17 2007

LOL yup that is what I'm thinking too...or their thinkiing pervy thoughts...I give 10 minutes and a pervert is probably going to message us both









Ebio:

10:35:11 - Dec 17 2007

LOL yup that is what I'm thinking too...or their thinkiing pervy thoughts...I give 10 minutes and a pervert is probably going to message us both









Amaltheia:

10:34:43 - Dec 17 2007

Omg..Also what pisses me off is when a guy asks to watch you and your gf have sex. I mean..wtf? No!









WildChild:

10:34:38 - Dec 17 2007

nope not smiling either.... grinning a lil maybe but not smiling









Amaltheia:

10:34:06 - Dec 17 2007

*giggle* No, we didn't kill it. Everyone is just stunned haha









WildChild:

10:34:02 - Dec 17 2007

no the box is quiet alive









Ebio:

10:34:02 - Dec 17 2007

either that or the guysare sitting at the computers this second with big smiles on their face....LOL









Ebio:

10:33:41 - Dec 17 2007

I think we killed the box amanda...









Ebio:

10:33:28 - Dec 17 2007

LOL I lurvs the bouncy booty o.O









Amaltheia:

10:32:43 - Dec 17 2007

My father is always ragging on me being gay *rolls eyes* He's like..so..you checking that lady out? huh huh? *screaming* YES DAMMIT! I AM! SHE HAS A NICE ASS!









Ebio:

10:32:23 - Dec 17 2007

yeah girls do smell a hell of alot better...and they have tits!!♥ plus I haven't met one guy that can eat pu$$y better than a female









Amaltheia:

10:32:03 - Dec 17 2007

Yes WC..I meant in that way too :))









Ebio:

10:31:27 - Dec 17 2007

I just actually told my aunt I was gay...she cried for 2 hours, I was holding the phone the whole time to my ear just blank as hell...I can't deal with crying people....LOL









WildChild:

10:31:22 - Dec 17 2007

*cough* BS *cough* I have LOT'S of ideas..









Leelue:

10:31:12 - Dec 17 2007

I hate being sick! Got a cheat code to by-pass this?









Amaltheia:

10:30:42 - Dec 17 2007

Girls smell better anyways xD









Ebio:

10:29:43 - Dec 17 2007

hell I tried being bi in april....but the guy made me make my ultimate choice for the fairer sex....LOL









Amaltheia:

10:29:11 - Dec 17 2007

=)) You guys have no idea..lmmfao









WildChild:

10:28:39 - Dec 17 2007

:)









Ebio:

10:28:18 - Dec 17 2007

*Thrws a tequila shake @ amanda









GrieviousDemon:

10:28:13 - Dec 17 2007

21.. ahh good point.. WC









Amaltheia:

10:28:11 - Dec 17 2007

LOL Jessica =P









Amaltheia:

10:27:37 - Dec 17 2007

;) Oh..I have my resources. I don't need to be twenty-one *laughs* heh









Ebio:

10:27:35 - Dec 17 2007

O.o lol Amanda :P hell if I was 20 I would say yes..but after 3 years it is statutory rape. LOL









WildChild:

10:27:07 - Dec 17 2007

naww that's 21









Leelue:

10:27:05 - Dec 17 2007

What about cheat codes? Like one for money.









GrieviousDemon:

10:26:47 - Dec 17 2007

Then all hell breaks loose when you do ..lol









Amaltheia:

10:26:25 - Dec 17 2007

And I know exactly what i'm going to be doing that day..and the next day xDDD









Amaltheia:

10:25:22 - Dec 17 2007

=)) I'll be eighteen in June, thank the Gods *grin*









Amaltheia:

10:24:57 - Dec 17 2007

I need a mute button.. >.>









Ebio:

10:24:52 - Dec 17 2007

nopers amanda not til' you turn 18 LOL in Texas I can get thrown in teh slammer.









Ebio:

10:23:17 - Dec 17 2007

oh hell no I'm not about to pay for something online....nope nope nope









GrieviousDemon:

10:21:57 - Dec 17 2007

Oh the rcords pages.. Ill messgae you with the details









Amaltheia:

10:21:27 - Dec 17 2007

LOL I haven't had sex in almost a year..on both accounts..came close..=)) Oh well..sex itself is over rated. Oral is so much better xDD









Leelue:

10:21:03 - Dec 17 2007

Im SO for that idea!









Ebio:

10:20:13 - Dec 17 2007

NO GD the site you gave me.....but then again amanda........I don't screw guys anymore so that is not my problem any longer









Amaltheia:

10:20:10 - Dec 17 2007

Oh god...*giggles and falls over laughing*well maybe a half hour guy..last..two hours haha









Ebio:

10:19:15 - Dec 17 2007

oh god...a pause buton would be great during sex...so a 2 minute man can become a 2 hour man...*SNICKERS









GrieviousDemon:

10:18:36 - Dec 17 2007

My profile page?









Amaltheia:

10:18:09 - Dec 17 2007

Oh yeah. Possibly a fast forward button..lmfao









Ebio:

10:17:38 - Dec 17 2007

LOL me too...and a pause button









Amaltheia:

10:17:09 - Dec 17 2007

You cannot very well block someone in real life, although--I wish there was a damn mute button.

LAWN GNOMES
19:17 Dec 14 2007
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ROFL I love this.

Damn it
16:29 Dec 14 2007
Times Read: 620

Running a 102 fever rocks my socks...



NOT

14:18 Dec 14 2007
Times Read: 624

O.o I've got a lovely bunch o' coconuts



*sings*

Wowsa
18:37 Dec 13 2007
Times Read: 641

Goes to find out he's been messaging other females on this site with sexually explicit requests.



God damn, how stupid...oh well he keeps it up or accidentally does it to an admin he is going to get his ass suspended.

Fucking Perverts
17:56 Dec 13 2007
Times Read: 647

On 17:12:35 Dec 14 2007 Ebio wrote:



uh...no thank you



On 17:09:22 Dec 14 2007 sexy666 wrote:



okay i will have a wank in front of you untill you allow me to feel them.



On 17:08:56 Dec 14 2007 Ebio wrote:



Nope



On 17:08:17 Dec 14 2007 sexy666 wrote:



how about 3,000 buck's, for a feel.



On 17:07:11 Dec 14 2007 Ebio wrote:



Not even with hundred bills on top



On 17:06:45 Dec 14 2007 sexy666 wrote:



pretty pretty please.



On 17:01:33 Dec 14 2007 Ebio wrote:



No



On 17:00:49 Dec 14 2007 sexy666 wrote:



may i feel them please.



On 16:51:18 Dec 14 2007 Ebio wrote:



Uh thnak you



On 16:49:29 Dec 14 2007 sexy666 wrote:



realy, very nice breast's for a 21 year old



On 16:48:04 Dec 14 2007 Ebio wrote:



21



On 16:47:03 Dec 14 2007 sexy666 wrote:



what is your age please.



On 16:46:43 Dec 14 2007 Ebio wrote:



just curious...



On 16:43:45 Dec 14 2007 sexy666 wrote:



27, why.



On 18:20:25 Dec 13 2007 Ebio wrote:



Sweety how old are you?



On 18:03:55 Dec 13 2007 sexy666 wrote:



i never said you was fat, i was trying to geuss your bra size, do you have a shaven pussy.



On 18:03:13 Dec 13 2007 Ebio wrote:



I'm not that fat >:/



On 18:01:45 Dec 13 2007 sexy666 wrote:



i think 38DD, i hope any why.



On 18:01:01 Dec 13 2007 Ebio wrote:



can't you guess?



On 18:00:40 Dec 13 2007 sexy666 wrote:



thank you, "no offence" but what is your bra size please.





On 17:59:56 Dec 13 2007 Ebio wrote:



actually...yeah means explanations like duh...



LOL go on ahead your probably going to do it with or without my permission anyway



On 17:58:35 Dec 13 2007 sexy666 wrote:



so i can wank as much as i like to your photo, sweet, thank you, "no offence" but what is your bra size please.



On 17:54:45 Dec 13 2007 Ebio wrote:



okay then...but that is still like yeah.....



On 17:54:05 Dec 13 2007 sexy666 wrote:



i would say each to there own and he can do what he like's to my photo.



On 17:52:38 Dec 13 2007 Ebio wrote:



.....How would you feel if a guy messaged you and asked if he could jack off to YOUR photo?



On 17:51:31 Dec 13 2007 sexy666 wrote:



may i ask why.



On 17:51:04 Dec 13 2007 Ebio wrote:



Hello No



On 17:48:30 Dec 13 2007 sexy666 wrote:



you have very nice breast's in that photo, because it look's like you was taking your top off in the photo, i think that is why i like it, may i have a wank over that photo please.



On 17:46:42 Dec 13 2007 Ebio wrote:



noep



On 17:43:20 Dec 13 2007 sexy666 wrote:



i love the photo of you 4th photo, 6th row down, i hope that you do not mind at all.



from shane xxx

YaY I made animations
16:49 Dec 13 2007
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Oh god i had too
15:14 Dec 13 2007
Times Read: 657



HumanForSale.com - Cool Quizzes

13:00 Dec 10 2007
Times Read: 679

20:35 Dec 03 2007
Times Read: 700

I'm just going to stop watching the news...



Whats tomorrows next headline going to be?



I can give you a guess.

Elephant Dies of Herpes Virus
20:19 Dec 03 2007
Times Read: 701


How the Fuck did an elephant get herpes? *wonders if the zookeepers were having a little too much alone time with said elephant**



SPRINGFIELD, Mo. -- A young elephant died Saturday after being treated for a herpes virus at Springfield's Dickerson Park Zoo.



Elephant keepers Thursday noticed early symptoms of the elephant herpes virus on the calf, Nisha, a 16-month-old Asian elephant. The symptoms included a lesion on the roof of Nisha's mouth and discoloration of her tongue.



Nisha received an aggressive treatment of an anti-viral drug in combination with antibiotics and a drug to reduce swelling.



Zoo officials said the elephant herpes virus is usually fatal within five days. But the zoo did successfully treat another female elephant in 1997.



Zookeepers transported Nisha's body to the University of Missouri Veterinary School in Columbia, Mo., where pathologists will conduct tests.

No Charges in Myspace Suicide Case
20:15 Dec 03 2007
Times Read: 702


First of all...If your stupid enough to take myspace seriously...Then you deserve to die. Second of all if you are idiotic or biotic enough to make a profile just to tease a 13 year old suicidal girl at the age of 18 (Adulthood) Then you need your testicles (or clit) burned off. Grow the fuck up people



ST. CHARLES, Mo. -- No criminal charges will be filed against people who sent cruel Internet messages to a 13-year-old girl before she committed suicide, the St. Charles County prosecutor said Monday.



The parents of Megan Meier of Dardenne Prairie, who hanged herself last year, said her suicide came minutes after she received mean messages through the social networking site MySpace.



County prosecutor Jack Banas said at a news conference there was no applicable statute to file charges in the case. Banas said he looked at laws related to stalking, harassment and child endangerment, but found no repeated incidents of threats to someone's life or health, and no organized conspiracy.



A police report said that a mother from the neighborhood and her 18-year-old employee fabricated a profile for a teenage boy online who pretended to be interested in Megan before he began bullying her. The police report indicates others gained access to the profile, and it is not clear who was sending Meier messages just before her death.



Banas said based on additional interviews, the fake MySpace page was not created by the mother of one of Megan's friends. He said the page was created by the 18-year-old employee, though the mother and her 13-year-old daughter knew about the page. He said he was unable to speak directly with the 18-year-old, whom he said has been hospitalized for psychiatric treatment.

Stabb made me choke on my SODA!! >:P
22:45 Dec 02 2007
Times Read: 710


STABB made me choke on my soda damn it, I was going through my favorite journals list and I look at stabbs and find this:







Oh God You have no idea how badly mountain dew burns when your choking on it.



LOL