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I love these :





How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs.



How many Tauruses does it take to change a light bulb?

What, me move?



How many Geminis does it take to change a light bulb?

II



How many Cancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but he has to bring his mother.



How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?

A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.



How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?

One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and

two engineers to check the work.



How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?

Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.



How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They LIKE the dark.



How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?

One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.



How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?

The light's fine as it is.



How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?

Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?



How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?

What light bulb?







I got these off of Geoff's Pagan Page :



http://www.angelfire.com/ia/Geoff/pagan.html



There are alot more, many pagan based light bulb jokes as well. A hoot! I've laughed about them since I read them. It makes me wonder if I have some English in me~ there i a joke, (another one I can laugh about every time I think of it) : How do you keep an Englishmen happy in his old age? Tell him a joke when he's young. LOL. I wonder why I find that so funny?

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dabbler
04:12 Jan 30 2008

How many OCD suffers does it take to change a light bulb?



Oh man I hope I have light bulbs I need to change them this week and next week....rotating the bulbs to the porch light where I keep the flashlight,with extra batteries oh that reminds me I need to by batteries as well.....

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dabbler
04:13 Jan 30 2008

heres one how many light bulbs does it take to change a dyslexic?

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