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A businessman from Wisconsin went on a business trip to Louisiana. Upon arrival, he immediately plugged his laptop into the hotel room port and sent a short email back home to his wife, Jennifer Johnson, at her address, JennJohn@world.net.



Unfortunately, in his haste, he mistyped a letter and the email ended up going to JeanJohn@world.net.



A Jean Johnson in Duluth was the wife of a preacher who had just passed away and was buried that day. The preacher's wife took one look at the email and promptly fainted.



It read, "Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here!"

A Scotsman, Englishman, Irishman and Chinese man are taking a flight from Glasgow, Scotland to Paris.



The Scotsman looks out the window and says, "ahhh, now there's a wonderful piece of Scotland".



A little farther, the Englishman puts down his teacup and looks out the window and remarks, "oooh, what a wonderful piece of England".



Farther still, the Irishman glances down and points, "now there's a wonderful piece of Ireland".



The Chinese man is feeling distinctly far from home, so he smashes his window, throws out a saucer, and says with a big smile, "now there's a piece of china".



hahahaha

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Lestat89
04:56 Feb 23 2013

Lol

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I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.



hahaha