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omg that was freaking epic, i never laughed at something so hard in my life.

what language was that? im sure its not human

ALRIGHTY THEN! (Does best Jim Carey impression)

Funny as... I think a true Master would not have to put a ad out. NEVER will understand the whole online slave/master deal.

Yeah. Plus he didn't post a pic. Wtf?

GOOD FUCKING LORD!! can we say moron!!!

The joys of online D/s. I am sure it will go something like this:



D: - takes needle and stabs it in your skin-



s: Thank you, Sir. May I have another?



D: Shit. BRB Mom's Calling.

Haha nothin says Dom like setting up a 'dungeon' in moms basement. Lmao. Gawd I ♥ you moonie!

Basement??? I thought it was the treefort out back...

No thank youuuuuu ......

JUST ew. Simply just ew. EW.



Did I say ew? I meant to say EW!!!

ok, that is just FUNNY. ROFL

... Wow, really? I thought I was past being shocked by the lowest common denominator. That person *points at the link* heeheehee. That shit's funny, I don't care who you are.

ok that dumbass just tried to turn VR into his own personal personal ad lol what an idiot

Um...yeah.

Looks like he must have gotten logged off of collarme while he was typing.

Surprise surprise ....

LOL