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Driving to town for lunch with my mom. She is 78 years old. And, like me, you can never tell what wil come out of her mouth sometimes.

I see a sexy as hell man in a navy? white uniform. Dress whites I think they are called. They whole thing- white cap, pressed fresh jacket with the metals on his chest. And the tight white pants. Can we say I always had a thing for man in uniforms. And power.

SO here is this man, just looking sexy in the rain as he comes out of the bank. So very glad the light changed, and I listen to my mothers tale of the dog, but my eyes follow him as he went to his .. and get this.. white pickup. Ummm.

And what does my mother say that shock the hell out of me? "He looks good enough to bite" I busted out laughing as that was just what I was thinking.. and the color of blood on that white collor.

I look at my mother, not able to speak. She just watched as he pulled away, saying " He was handsome, good enough to eat as they say." I just laughted and told her I could not belive she would say that.

SO the apple does'nt fall far from the tree.. And how I love my mommy. She gave me my spunk, my mouth, and my attitude.