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The Church of Idiocy

01:19 May 30 2017
Times Read: 236


I do not ask for other individuals' version of "spiritual truth", I don't care for it and it doesn't interest me in the least bit. Most often than not it just annoys me and I avoid the topic like it was testicular cancer because most people pushing it just come off sounding idiotic and pompous. Everyone has their own form of truth that they've deemed better than everyone else's truth. To be honest, in my opinion, everyone pushing their spiritual beliefs is like a bunch of open sewage treatment plants caught in a hurricane, its bound to be nothing short of an epic shit storm. Whatever "great mystery" you think you've been privileged enough to be enlightened to, well here's a bigger enlightenment: it isn't all that mysterious, it is guaranteed that there are others in this world somewhere who have or have had similar concepts. Besides this fact, I have yet to see one single spiritual truth be entirely and undeniably proven to work as it is claimed to work by the people, those who are constantly trying to cram it down other people's throats like a vet trying to give a reluctant dog a vitamin. Yeah sure, they may make some interesting points at times, but then again so do those with extreme psychosis, so that doesn't mean much. And I never have and never will believe a damn thing that states that I have to pay money or perform some screwball cockamamie task in order to advance spiritually, that right there is enough of a red flag to let me know it's crock of shit. But then there's a lot of really weak minded individuals out there who have no direction, no purpose, who will allow other people to stuff their mouth full of shit and will gladly swallow.


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100 Things Every Man Should Know

06:00 May 29 2017
Times Read: 244


I had a crazy uncle that was on his deathbed a long time ago
He said "BOY... there's a hundred things in life every man needs to know to
Survive... and here's 39 of em'"


A virgin don't never drive a z-28
Never bet the ranch on your prostate
If it's got an adams apple its probley a man
Never trust a gay gypsy with the palm of your hand
She didn't accidently get good in bed
You can't join a church if your already dead
A work uniform ain't totally nude
Brim and bass ain't seafood
When theres guns in the house one better be yours
Don't be naked next to any fishin' lures
If theres girl scout cookies she's a little too young
If you say I do... be the ugly one
Don't ever let a bald man borry your comb
Never play strip poker in a nursin' home
Don't blame your pall bearers cuz they don't show
If your buried in the middle of the super bowl
Let people borry money they'll leave you alone
Never fry bacon without a shirt on
Never spray water on a hornets nest
A woman rarely aces the drivers test
The sign probly don't really mean massage
Never threaten anybody in camoflauge
Say you love her til she lays down the butcher knife
Never put the move on the bosses wife
She's messin' round on ya if yer briefs don't fit
Never trust a hitch-hiker to babysit
Cosmo's never in a happy home
You can't cut a deal with a kidney stone
A politician ain't got an HMO
Washin' her hair means she don't wanna go
Don't ridicule a biker bout' his tatoo
You been married nine times... hell maybe its you
Doom ain't the same as donkey kong
If he's wearing high heels you mighta raised him wrong
The clinic ain't the best place to pick up dates
Don't rent a room from a man named Bates
A tank tops never on a billionaire
Stevie Ray Vaughn missed a note here and there
How many get to heaven no one knows
But hell will be asses and elbows


And then he died... crazy fool rolled over and DIED! and never did tell me
What them other 61 things were... so if anybody out there knows... how
Bout gettin' ahold of me at tim wilson dot net


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Profile Edit Blunder

05:41 May 29 2017
Times Read: 247


Well I manage to booty screw the coding on my profile to where I have to go back and redo my background. I'm not in the mood for this fuck shit, seriously, I'm not messing with it, piss on it.


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Happy Memorial Day

05:09 May 29 2017
Times Read: 258


Another mission
The powers have called me away
Another time
To carry the colors again
My motivation
An oath I've sworn to defend
To win the honor
Of coming back home again
No explanation
Will matter after we begin
Unlock the dark destroyer that's buried in me
My true vocation
And now my unfortunate friend
You will discover
A war you're unable to win


I'll have you know
That I've become

Indestructible
Determination that is incorruptible
From the other side
A terror to behold
Annihilation will be unavoidable
Every broken enemy will know
That their opponent had to be invincible
Take a last look around while you're alive
I'm an indestructible master of war


Another reason
Another cause for me to fight
Another fuse uncovered
Now, for me to light
My dedication
To all that I've sworn to protect
I carry out my orders
With not a regret
A declaration
Embedded deep under my skin
A permanent reminder
Of how we began
No hesitation
When I am commanding the strike
You need to know
That you're in for the fight of your life


You will be shown
How I've become


Indestructible
Determination that is incorruptible
From the other side
A terror to behold
Annihilation will be unavoidable
Every broken enemy will know
That their opponent had to be invincible
Take a last look around while you're alive
I'm an indestructible master of war


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MistressAngelique
MistressAngelique
05:11 May 29 2017

Very nice tribute my love:)





 

Married To My Soul Mate and Love of My Life For Eternity!

00:15 May 27 2017
Times Read: 279


Today was absolutely amazing, I honestly cannot find the words to describe how wonderful it truly was today! I first came to VR by mistake thinking it was Vampire Social, but I know now it was no mistake at all, it was meant to be! This is where I met and fell in love with the most beautiful amazing woman I have ever met in my life! MistressAngelique, if you are reading this right now, know that I am your husband and you are my wife now and forever! But we are so much more than that, we are soul mates, I know many cannot believe that and may say soul mates don't exist, but we are living proof they do! I could write a never ending book on how much I truly love you and it still wouldn't be enough to fully describe my love for you! I tell you everyday how much I love you and how gorgeous you are and I will never stop reminding you how much you mean to me, just how special you are to me, and just how lost I'd be without you! You know the situation I came from, and I honestly couldn't have survived like that much longer, our love really did save the both of us just when we needed it, even though neither one of us realized just how much we needed each other! I will always stand by your side, the vows we took today, I meant when I said forever and always! You are my sweet beautiful angel wife and I will always love you endlessly and unconditionally! And when the day comes that we must leave this world, although death may take our lives, it will not take the love we share! Love this true and this strong is something that cannot die!


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MistressAngelique
MistressAngelique
00:19 May 27 2017

Yes my sweet love, it was truly amazing, wonderful, and beautiful:) You are special to me, my soul mate, love of my life! I love you very much too my sweet angel man! Our love is forever - for eternity! I will always stand by your side too my sweet Ray! A love like ours is meant to be, and will never die! It is strong and true, and will last forever and ever!





Liliancat
Liliancat
08:46 May 27 2017

Im so happy for you dear brother and sister!! May you always have a shining brightfull life full of health and happiness!! Im so happy you found each other and im way happy seeing you flying in heaven in the wings of happiness!! May you always be blessed. Dakotah and I love you so much!!





Liliancat
Liliancat
08:46 May 27 2017

Im so happy for you dear brother and sister!! May you always have a shining brightfull life full of health and happiness!! Im so happy you found each other and im way happy seeing you flying in heaven in the wings of happiness!! May you always be blessed. Dakotah and I love you so much!!





Dakotah
Dakotah
17:00 May 27 2017

I am so happy for you two! Married! Congrats. I know you will be as happy as Lily and me are and that is just perfect. I love you both deeply.





 

American Horror Story

03:31 May 21 2017
Times Read: 299


Well I have finally started watching the "American Horror Story" series. So far I have seen all of American Horror Story: Coven and Hotel. I am now starting on American Horror Story: Murder House. My favorite character so far would be James Patrick March from Hotel.


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Dakotah
Dakotah
09:14 May 22 2017

You will enjoy it. :)





 

Mankind Fashioned The Devils In Its Own Image

04:38 May 20 2017
Times Read: 326


I think many who fancy themselves as being these dark mythological beings are truly blind to what they are in nature already. Too many long to be something dark and mysterious, something other are frightened of or behold with fear. There have been numerous individuals in this world throughout human history who have proven just how unimaginably sinister they can truly be without the help of gods, spirits or these delusions of being some fantastical beast. Human nature in itself can prove all too bestial enough without the need of masquerading as some fantasy fueled nightmare. Label it what you please: vampires, werewolves, zombies, dragons, ghouls, goblins, and demons. None of these compare to the atrocities of the human species which were what inspired these so called monsters and boogeymen in the first place. You already are the creator of unthinkable nightmares, the author of real life horror stories, how could you be anything more than that. After all, it was mankind who fashioned these devils after its own image.


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Dakotah
Dakotah
21:23 May 20 2017

I could not agree more. We (humans) exploit, market, murder, torture and slaughter other animals for no fault of theirs, even when we are capable of intellectually understanding the fact that innocent animals can feel a great deal of pain which they cannot express. Animals species are less cruel than humans because they lack the intelligence to understand what they're doing, and to exercise moral reasoning.





Umyalanaraku
Umyalanaraku
02:53 May 21 2017

You are correct my Brother and individuals such as you and I understand that animals do what is instinctive and natural to survive in the wild. Even domesticated animals only do as they have been taught, but left to their own devices, they too would resort to survival instinct. Not to say that animals do not have feelings or emotions, because they do. They just lack in the deep understanding and knowledge of what is right and what is wrong that we humans possess.





 

Wedding Bells Ringing!

03:36 May 20 2017
Times Read: 337


I shall be marrying my sweet beautiful soul mate MistressAngelique on the 26th of May, 2017! I am extremely excited and overjoyed to be an important part of a such a wonderful woman's life! I am truly blessed and honored to share her hand in marriage as there simply is no other woman like her in this world! There is no other woman for me, and never will be any other woman for me, EVER!!! I shall love her and stand by her side and revel in every moment spent together with her until there is not an ounce of life left in this body! And even after we are long gone from this earth, our love will go on forever! Our true love, will never die! We have come to realize that our love is extremely rare in this maddening world most of which thrives upon dishonesty and unfaithfulness, a world where people's feeling are considered as worthless as yesterday's trash and are tossed out as carelessly and inconsiderately! But something that neither one of us ever thought possible, a feeling we both thought merely to be a fairy tale told by hopeless romantic fools, actually became a reality for us! I suppose some fairy tales are not so farfetched or fantastical after all! But it just goes to show you that the possibilities in this world are still endless, even when you think it is lost for all time or was never real to begin with! Something or someone comes along and proves to you otherwise! For us, that something and someone was each other! Our story has just begun, and has a long ways to go, but I can promise you this, it is going to a story one cannot simply write, but has to actually live to know the true depth of it! I am in awe, like a kid reading a fantasy book coming to life all around them, that it is her and I who actually get to live this beautiful story together, happily ever after!


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MistressAngelique
MistressAngelique
03:56 May 20 2017

I am truly blessed and overjoyed to be marrying my soul mate and best friend too my sweet love! I am excited and overjoyed that you and I will be married next Friday! As I read your post, I was remembering the first message we past between each other on this very site. Who would have thought VR would have introduced two soul mates? Well, it did and it has in us! And to think I almost did not come back to this site! I am so thankful that I did!! I love you dearly my sweet love, my life, my heart:) And yes, we started our love story here, but it shall not end here. Our love will go on and on, throughout life and beyond!





Umyalanaraku
Umyalanaraku
04:01 May 20 2017

Very true my love! And to think I actually came to this site by what was at first pure accident...guess it wasn't an accident after all that I ended up on here one day! That just goes to show you, what we often to believe to be accidents or coincidences are not so accidental or coincidental after all! ;)





Dakotah
Dakotah
04:23 May 20 2017

You two are like me and Lily, meant to be together. I am so happy for you both. :) I can't wait to see the wedding pictures even if its just a justice of peace. And Ray, I came to this site by accident too and look at us now brother. We both found our soul mates. Who knew, right. Fate lead us here. I truly believe that brother. Looking at it like that, it was NO accident.





Umyalanaraku
Umyalanaraku
04:45 May 20 2017

It was no accident at all my Brother!





slipknotbabe356
slipknotbabe356
17:55 May 20 2017

Congratulations! ^_^





Liliancat
Liliancat
18:13 May 20 2017

Im so happy for both of you. I wish I was there to see you but I will see the pics for sure. You are blessed and deserve each other. Youboth are amazing and family to Sean and I. We love you so much and we are so happy.





Umyalanaraku
Umyalanaraku
02:48 May 21 2017

Thank you all for being there for us and supporting us and being the truest kind of family and the dearest friends anyone could be so honored to have by their side, we are truly blessed!





 

DieSektor, Deathkill

13:34 May 11 2017
Times Read: 349


Fall into the soils grip
You've failed to realize
Full of questions and regret
For the path you've chose in life
Fall into ungodly fears
Of a fate you can't escape
No place to dry your tears
As your memory starts to fade

Darkness becomes your warmth
Confined and alone
You can never be reborn
Silence is your only home
Darkness now comes to you
No angels to descend
A fear that you surrender to
This is your living end

Exit from this world
Depart your mind
Spoil in cold earth
Without a star to shine
Memories vacate
As your brain dies
No final judgment
Your paradise declined


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New VR

03:06 May 08 2017
Times Read: 390


So this is the new VR eh? All my profile background gone, mentorship background, styles, decor, all gone....very disappointing indeed....


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FatalAttraction
FatalAttraction
06:55 May 08 2017

You can bring it back actually. Just change the layout of VR to a classic layout and everything comes back. I have managed to figure that much out in the short amount of time I've been on today.





Liliancat
Liliancat
12:09 May 08 2017

To me it helped to Submit in the profile description box. It refreshed. I need to put the song only. It will take some time getting used too true. But its a challenge





Cinnamon
Cinnamon
03:30 May 09 2017

I'm not a fan, and, honestly, I don't think I'm even going to try and suss it out. I think I'm just going to delete all my content and call it a day. Why do I need a profile anyhow? My days of caring about rating or anything like that are well behind me. lol





 

Awe, Is Little Baby Is Butthurt?

00:58 May 02 2017
Times Read: 407


I am always going to voice my honest opinion to others regardless of who likes it. They're not meant to be insults, but if that's how you perceive it, then go right ahead and be butthurt over it. It doesn't hurt my feelings one bit if you want to act like a baby and pitch a temper tantrum over it. Maybe if you weren't so insecure about your own self you wouldn't be so defensive when some one simply says they don't believe like you do. But that little tirade you aimed at me proved absolutely nothing with me, I hope you didn't honestly believe it would. But I wasn't trading insults, that was not me being insulting, not by a mile. If you think that was my way of insulting someone, you've clearly underestimated my ability to be a royal dickhead. lol


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Life

18:53 May 01 2017
Times Read: 430


People all too often get hung up on all the negative in their life and they end up becoming their own worst nightmare. They create their own living hell of torture and torment in which they themselves are their own personal demon. People say "Am I working enough", "Am I learning enough", "Am I making enough?", "Am I pleasing this person or that person enough", "Do I look good enough", "Have I done enough", "Will I ever be enough". That is truly a sad way to live your life, in fact you're not really living at all, you have no need to worry about physical death if that is how you live, because you are dead already. Stop taking everything for granted and nitpicking over the insignificant little flaws and just live your life to the best of your ability regardless of what you lack or what troubles may come. You only have today, yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come. Love, laugh, and be happy with who you are and what you do have right now. Don't be one of those individuals who say as a kid "oh I wish I was grown", then as an adult says "oh I wish I was a kid again" and then on your deathbed says "I wish I wouldn't have wasted all that time."



“It's a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack.”

― Germany Kent


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MistressAngelique
MistressAngelique
18:57 May 01 2017

Very true my love. Very well stated. I have said some of those things myself, and you are right, what does it matter? Live for today! Be happy with what you have:)





Umyalanaraku
Umyalanaraku
18:59 May 01 2017

Thank you sweet beautiful angel love! I simply speak my mind and how I truly feel about things.





Liliancat
Liliancat
21:15 May 01 2017

Well said Ray!! Be with the ones you love and as Lisa said always tell them I love you even if you say it enough. Live your life on every second of it!!








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