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03:44 Dec 17 2007
Times Read: 765

Nightblossom sticks chipmunks up her butt.

00:59 Dec 16 2007
Times Read: 770

Requiem wants to sniff my cookies.

This was amusing.
06:38 Dec 12 2007
Times Read: 814


On 00:43:19 Dec 12 2007 Vampirika wrote:



I have bad news.



On 00:49:27 Dec 12 2007 ToiletDuc wrote:



Hmmm?



On 00:51:53 Dec 12 2007 Vampirika wrote:



Don't look now...





On 01:13:18 Dec 12 2007 ToiletDuc wrote:



I'm not worried.



Can't you see the wide-eyed look of unbridled fear on the cat's face?



What that picture doesn't show, is the approach of Andy the Space Platypus.



Behold, a few moments later:





On 01:29:16 Dec 12 2007 Vampirika wrote:



Well fine...that's just fine. The cat will attack you in your sleep then, when you can't call your bodyguards.





This is one of his victims. Say hello to brother Bob.





On 01:31:25 Dec 12 2007 ToiletDuc wrote:



The army of space platypuses is always watching.



On 01:32:23 Dec 12 2007 Vampirika wrote:



It's a far fly down from space you know...



On 01:42:01 Dec 12 2007 ToiletDuc wrote:



That's what the satellite-mounted laser cannons are for.



On 01:42:40 Dec 12 2007 Vampirika wrote:



This cat is faster then that. =)



On 02:12:38 Dec 12 2007 ToiletDuc wrote:



That's why they catch you when you aren't expecting it.





On 02:15:28 Dec 12 2007 Vampirika wrote:



You win. -.-

Cat dies. -.-



On 02:21:20 Dec 12 2007 ToiletDuc wrote:

Who's buying?
05:18 Dec 11 2007
Times Read: 844






Tired of carrying your gat, your cell phone, and your iPod around all the time?



Well, that can be a thing of the past.



Introducing the new iGun from Apple.



Holla atcha homies, pop a cap in that punk ass bitch, and bump yo favorite tunes all at the same time!



Available in Iced Out Platinum for the fellas, and Pink Leopard Print for the shorties (shown).

Stolen from.... pretty much everyone.
02:59 Dec 11 2007
Times Read: 853

Your Personality is Very Rare (INTP)

Your personality type is goofy, imaginative, relaxed, and brilliant. Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 2% of all women and 6% of all men You are Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving.