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This is my best friend's 6 month old. I claim his daddy as my brother, and Xavier as my nephew. And definitely spoil him accordingly. :)
Been a long time since I've been up this late.
I should have been home and in bed a long time ago.......
There's just so much bandwidth.....
Everyone please return your seats and tray tables to their full upright positions and prepare for the Apocalypse.
I made Moonie blush.
80lb canvas heavy bag.
I feel better.
I'll be in Indiana for the weekend. If anyone needs me, call/text the cell. 304-654-0266
I'm sure plenty of you are thinking "What kind of fucking moron puts his cell number on a public website?"
It's not like I can't block numbers or set my phone on silent on the off chance someone decides to harrass me.
So, feel free. But, if you call, and I don't answer, or leave a text, at least let me know who you are so I don't have to try to figure it out by just the number.
I'll see everyone on Monday or Tuesday most likely.
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Cock sucker you find my life funny mother fucker you know your asshole
You know what, I DO know my asshole. Quite well. You could even say I'm rather attached to it! Although, it does have a habit of starting shit on a pretty regular basis, kind of like... well, I'm sure you get the idea.
West Nile Virus really sucks great big hairy floppy donky dangly-bits.
I'm not 100% sure that's what I've got, there are a few other possibilities, but given the season, my limited amount of contact with other people, and how much I tend to be exposed to mosquitos, it's the most logical diagnosis.
The symptoms fit with West Nile Fever, not the rare cases resulting in encephalitis and menengitis. Only about 5% of people infected with the virus show any symptoms at all, and less then 1% develop severe West Nile Disease.
Monday afternoon I started feeling a little under the weather, nothing major. By the time I went to bed, I was having muscle cramps in my lower back, right around my kidneys, aching in my chest when I breathed in too deeply, and I felt about half stoned. So I went to bed early, not thinking much of it. Around 5am I woke up shivering. Our thermostat is set to 74 degrees. At my old place, we kept it at a constant 60 degrees, which is where I was comfortable. So I added a heavy flannel comforter to the blanket I was already sleeping under.
When I woke up Tuesday morning, the muscle aches and cramps were worse, I had a sore throat to go along with it, and I finally got a thermometer stuck under my tongue. 103 degrees, and I wasn't chilling as bad as I was during the night, so I'm guessing it had been higher.
After a few hours, several doses of Tylenol, a chemical ice pack, and a shitload of Gatorade and Orange juice later, my fever was down to a tolerable level. Not much had changed.
By Tuesday evening, I still had a low-grade fever, and a sore throat.
Today, the fever may have been present, but not that I noticed. The sore throat hasn't eased up much though. Damn lymph nodes.
Tomorrow, feeling better or not, I'm getting some shit done. I'm sick of laying around here being sick.
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Subject: help i am a dum ass
Date: Aug 01 2006
Question: my name in vampire rave is deadman5. i have 2 gothic freinds. i am a mormon kid looking for a better religon. they both told me to come hear.to ask you quesions if you can tell me evrey thing about gothic ppl i would like to know. i am not smart at all.so can you help me or am i just asking for truble? i would like to join.oh ya my mom dose not no yet so i cant get a shirt do i just ignore it?
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