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Funny ass conversation between me and my BF.

"The straight don't really have any competition."

BF laughs.

"What?"

"The straight don't really have any constipation?"

We both laugh for a while.

So, before you go accusing people of being a pedophile. I think you should understand how a pedophile thinks.

1. Pedophiles may interact with adults who have childern, so this way they can use the adults to get close to them.

2. They have pictures of children (Even strangers)

3. They tend to perferr children and children activities.

4. They will work with children. So, any person in daycare or such could be one. (Sorry to burst your bubble)

5. Though some pedophiles tend to be secluded, some are often friendly people who people often know.

There are many other things to say, but I don't feel like putting them all. And the reason I know this, is because I am in Law Enforcement. So, know your traits and characters more. Thanks.

So, I got home yesterday from College and I was eating a sandwich and my honey grahams when my grandma starts yelling at me. She tells me that she just had to put down the toilet seat (Which she never complained about before) and she had to pick up the toilet paper. The toilet paper I didn't see fall on the ground when I walked out. She started cussing at me, so I cussed back. I finally said, "FU to her." I know it was mean, but she is REALLY MEAN. I walked out of the house, because I couldn't take her. Anyway, she totally threatened me to get an appology from me. This is what she texted me: "I didn't say the F word at you, yes I said it. But you said it at me. So, I want an appology or." She didn't even finish her threat but I already know what she was going to say. Anyway, I appologized, BUT I didn't mean a word I said. So, yesterday was the day of my life, because my grandma finally got what was coming to her.

So, I am now addicted to Liana from O.A.G on youtube.com. Thanks to my boyfriend who watched them and told me he thought her eyes were creepy. (Which is true, but she is still cool) If you have never watched her parodies, I suggest you do. Her parodies of, "Call me maybe," and "Boyfriend" are comical.

So you know your getting sick when you wake up and your gma's cooking smells AWFUL and you can't eat it. Then when you do eat something, you puke that up instead. And the headache you have won't go away. Not even with the medicine you were given. Also, you know your sick when your deathly pale and you feel like your going to pass out. Death to me and my antibodies. laugh out loud.

Excellent movie, though they could have worked on the end. I think they could have developed it more too to add more. I loved the children in the movie. They played great characters. I'm telling you, go see the moive. I rate it, a 4 1/5.

So, after time and time again. He came up with a way me and him can see each other. I was going to give up and he was the stubborn one. It was the time of my life. We talked for what seemed like forever. I loved seeing him on cam.

hahaha. I saw the funniest video alive. The reactions were great and funny as hell. I loved he guy who looked back and forth like WTF? It was interesting too, cuz of how they thought of it. Im addicted into seeing what else he pulls as pranks.

So, I was upstairs yesterday in a depressed mood....and I hear my grandma whispering about me to Susan. I mean really? Could you not make sure i am asleep? I heard some of what you said you flipping idiot. I respect her a lot (meaning i bite my tongue a lot). Anyway, I hear her talking about how she told me to wear makeup for the interview and that I don't look good without it. At all. She was telling Susan that I didn't get the job because of training and how that would take too much time and leaves out because I GO TO COLLEGE. Then she starts talking about how people call me retarded cuz of my disorders. HEY Grandma, look it up!! In technical terms, Bi-polar makes you handi-cap! (Some people just cant do jobs.) How do you think they can get benefits?

So, a while back I visited an old friend of mine by the name of Becci. Darkhawk doesn't like her but she is a good friend so I thought. Until recently....I got a text message from her phone saying, "Come over." I was thinking, at that time, maybe wrong person. And I find out it isn't. As I keep texting, I ask, "Is ryan okay with it?" (Ryan is her new better boyfriend). And I sit there thinking, okay I may be jumping to conclusions but maybe he is texting for becci? I text back, "I can't I gotta go to green bay tomorrow." (Which is true) Becci texts back, "I guess sis. :(" I felt bad but its weird when someone elses bf texts you that too. Is it not? Furthermore, I tell her saturday, I can do something with them. And she says, "Maybe." Thursday I text her to tell her I am free friday. No answer. Friday, I text her. Still no answer. And I haven't heard from her since. So what the hell?

Some people will never change. For example, the twins (C.F. and W.F.). I went to the mall with W.F. recently and she talks about a guy who is weird and creeps her out. (I mean really? And she isn't at times weird?) Anyway, I was talking to the guy and I had to problem with them. And what can I say, I am a little nutty. laugh out loud. Anyway, he kind of reminded me of Darkhawk, but bigger. Point being, I don't like how W.F. pulls me away just cuz she doesn't want to be by him. WTF? If you don't like the guy, don't hang with him. This includes J.L., C.F. and W.F. Sheesh.

Listen, here miss priss. Just cuz I took off jan-may for volunteering doesn't mean you have to take my hours. You could have said no. And if you don't have a 'problem' with it then why say, ''taking your hours at the bond center''? Could you be more obvious? I mean come on. I hate when people do that, they use hints like that instead of bluntly saying whats on their mind. WHAT is SO hard ABOUT that? My mother can do that. Seriously.

So I watched Kung Fu Hustle. Awesome ass movie. Nobody can deny it. I love the characters and how they do the stunts. Id watch that movie over a hundred times. I know people have to agree with me.

So, as Darkhawk was mentioning, I have had a 53 yr. old hit on me and Darkhawk told him to go away but Larry didn't leave. It got heated and the police got involved. (It was a bad misunderstanding today, but all well). Anyway, it looks like I am not charging him with any harrassment charges. So all is well.