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Save the trees, save the world, dam it ^^

Yeah, they tried to tell me that advertising on the internet is actually WORSE for the environment.

*angry face*



Denial, I tell you.

I think the dinosaurs understood it right before certain doom.



Sometimes though you just have to stop and smell the paper. It's a very unique smell.

Advertising on the internet is worse for the environment?



Only if you throw away your laptop every time a pop-up comes across your screen.



Of course, if you do that and you buy your laptops from me, you'll be my favorite. :)

When the grid crashes, anyone with an antique printer that runs on hand or foot pushing will be the one to dominate printed communication.

I used to think that, but those days are gone, my friend. If the grid crashes, it will only be temporary.

Tell your clients I can do, door knockers, and Windshield canvasing, and bills at malls ( I have people snatch those bills up like i am handing out meth.)

Didn't they used to put dinosaurs IN the ink?

Here here!!!!!!



And another thing......don't come to a meeting that I am running and bring your lap top. READ THE MEETING NOTICE stupid - no electronics!!!!



I swear I almost killed someone yesterday because of this......

I wondered what that journal entry was about!



We don't have that problem, just lots of BlackBerries buzzing during presentations. It's RUDE. Rude, I tell you!

My sister had a dinner party recently to celebrate the completion of her Masters. Every couple of minute someone would beep and you could see people typing under the table. After quite a few drinks my sister stands up and says, 'the next fucker to beep is dead'.



It was amusing to say the least... but yeah let's get real they aren't all waiting for important business calls or docs to be sent over they are tending to their damn farms on facebook or some other crap.



If I was giving a presentation to a group and people started beeping I think the look I would give them alone would have them jumping out of the closest window. haha



I love it when you use the word fool Thoth, Mr T makes me swoon :D

Make sure you have your staff's email numbers. As you step up to the podium or head of the table in the meeting, pause and send a text message to all of them en masse. I'll leave it to your delightfully twisted mind to come up with your own text :)

haha yep do that..

b-b-but if I don't play with my toys how will I ever survive??!?!

I was going to write sooner but some one sent me a text!

Guys stare at their lap while jerking off o.0?



Interesting.

*hmph*

I have - perhaps - said too much.

A bigger pet-peeve of mine is attending a webinar that also has a conference line call in, and not being able to hear the presentor or instructor because some dimwit on the call can't figure out how to mute his phone and is clueless as the presenter says over and over "Please mute all phones."



Or the bigger dimwit that puts his line on hold to answer another call, so everyone on the conference gets blasted with his music on hold until he returns.



It's like people have never been on a conference call before.

I think you should bring in a stun gun. Show them what that does when things ring. hey- they bring their toys..you bring yours... all I am saying.



;)



Look- I made a comment on your journal. Whoo Hooot! I am brazen tonight.

Yes! Be brazen!

I command you!

just set up a box for everyone to drop their phones and berries in when they walk in. they dont' get them back until the end of the meeting. one of my teachers actually makes us do that...lol



and i agree...really? guys look at their laps? i figured it would be the TV, it's not like you haven't seen your own junk before......



:)

I like the basket idea lol watch the sweat poor as the basket goes nuts. Diabolical!