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TIS THE SEASON
17:44 Dec 21 2012
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Have a joyous & mirthful Saturnalia, everyone!

Io Saturnalia!

COMMENTS

spookshow
18:37 Dec 21 2012

birra
00:02 Dec 22 2012

The cosmos liked Saturn... and put a ring on it.

They liked Uranus too, but the ring isn't nearly as impressive...

ThothLestat
13:30 Dec 22 2012

ha ha ha... ew.

Bellanova333
00:40 Dec 29 2012

Io Saturnalia! :)

WHY, YES, I AM INTERESTED IN THAT
17:33 Dec 18 2012
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Why, yes, I AM interested in that...

For some reason, an ad network has started serving me online ads for corsets.

Not that I'm complaining, mind you. Because I'm not. I'm merely trying to figure out why I'm seeing these ads instead of the usual banner ads for Goodyear tires and Dodge Darts. I haven't searched for corsets nor have I done any online shopping for them.

and yet; here they are.

Again. Not complaining.

It's just... distracting me....

*twitch*

COMMENTS

tr1n1ty01
18:12 Dec 18 2012

Maybe you have been staring at the Timeless Trends ad on VR a little bit too much and it knew it! :P

RedQueen
18:31 Dec 18 2012

Could be Mrs. Thothy is trying to send you a hint for her christmas present?

ThothLestat
01:36 Dec 19 2012

There's no way in HELL I'll ever get her into a corset.

Already lost that battle!

Joli
18:50 Dec 20 2012

See, this is why we just can't get you onto the Good List. I guess it's Naughty again this year. On the up side, you probably have a good share in the coal market now. So, you've got that going for you!

Merry Christmas.

deathnitegrl
17:39 Dec 22 2012

I used to receive spam email regarding viagra ~_~

NO NEED TO CHECK IT TWICE
05:50 Dec 02 2012
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I ran into a department store Santa today. And we weren't in a department store - we were at a gas station.

But that's beside the point.

He let out a hearty HO HO HO and a MERRY CHRISTMAS, and asked me if I have been good this year.

I laughed and said "No"

THE END.

COMMENTS

Isis101
00:21 Dec 03 2012

Love it...lol!

DramaticDistortion
05:38 Dec 09 2012

Funny!

I just realised your journal sections are default now.

I was slightly confused for a moment.

You, Sir Thothy-Thoth, have been missed.

;)

ThothLestat
15:29 Dec 09 2012

Yep, I'm all default'ed now! *sadness*

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