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Happy Belated Birthday hunny.

"Mary and Joseph and baby Jee.



And all the calendar people came and said,



"Oh, Mary, Joseph, thank you. Good timing.



"Six days early, actually, so, er.



"But it's Christmas so... Spirit of goodwill."



Baby Jee was there and the three wise men

came from the Old Testament with big fuck-off beards.



"Baby Jee, we have followed the star, "which was a lamppost for a while

and we went in circles but now we are here.



"We got a bit pissed somewhere near Birmingham

"and now we are here with presents!



"Baby Jee, we bring you gold! Ah.



"We bring you frankincense. Ah.



"And we bring you myrrh. Er...



"Yes, I think if you rub it on the back of a duck, it goes quite fast.

"That's what... Or maybe it's a small banjo?



"If you can spell it you can have it,

how about that?"



Baby Jee was very happy.

"Thank you for my Christmas presents.

"And for my birthday presents?"



"What? Christmas and birthday, isn't it?

"You were born and it's Christmas.

Two presents. Ah, you're the first...

"Are there any shops open?"



Mary and Joseph -

"Er, late-night petrol station, try that."



"Brilliant, good idea. We'll be right back.



"Get out, get out of it.

Get the beard out the way."



minutes later they came back.

"Sorry, we're here.



"Baby Jee, we bring you cigarettes.

"A Diet Coke. And a sack of charcoal!"



- compliments of Eddie Izzard and me *mwa*

happy birthday thoth! sorry about the drool, I made you cookies but then I my zombie army got hungry and well left drool on the floor. Next year I promise to make sure you get at least one cookie!!

The best I can (will) do is get drunk on webcam while you watch. Happy birthday.

Just remember that we love you. Happy Birthday sugar- I hope you got your robot at least...lol



I have a birthday in July- the 26th to be precise.



My brother's was on the 25th. Of July. And he was 2 years younger.



For years I had to put up with the ubiquitus shared party, because it made things easier on the parental units.



I'm widja.....

Well, mine isn't really eclipsed by any holidays, but it's still during the winter. I didn't have birthday parties because none of my friends could ever come due to inclement weather. :( So I was always envious of summer birthdays.

Happy Birthday!!!!!!

Me and mine are also in December. Happily, neither of us really give a fig about our birthday. I tend to get annoyed when people DO bring it up. Switching to June sounds like a fine idea! I mean, it is YOUR day, after all.



But I do completely agree that our technology has made us ridiculously lazy about such things. I'll take a "Hey man, happy birthday" by phone over an email/card/facebook post any day!

Of course you realize that if you lived in the other hemisphere your birthday would be in the summer.....still near Christmas but in the summer.

Ooooh, I hadn't considered that. I think I may have to move to Australia or New Zealand, then!

Aaww! Well look on the brighter side of things it could of been the 1st of January! Weren't you a lucky man!

Well then Happy Birth Day!

awww Happy belated birthday!!! I know your pain mine is Dec. 21st... sucks... especially because not only do we celebrate Christmas but Yule as well which falls on my birthday. :/ no one remembers except my mother... but even my father forgets lol but he can't remember what he ate for breakfast the day before so i do not fault him. I say we protest and celebrate our birthdays this summer :D

Hell with a robot I want a couple clones.

Clones.. yes. A much better idea. I need at least three more of me.

I know what you're thinking... girl robot...

I want a senior citizen that moves like a robot!



Please please please!



Imagine the fun! I can kick the ball at them, hold out martinis while they lean on the table, and...the possibilities are endless here.



Dear Santa...

If it weren't for all the complaining; that would be a swell idea.



Ow, my back! This chair is cold. Where are my slippers? This table wobbles. You call THAT a ball? When I was your age the balls were made of iron, and we had to kick them with steel boots. Without socks. In the snow. All day long....

/senior citizen

Nothing some duct tape can't fix.

I need at least three of birra :)

awesome! That kept my attention for ages LOL

Dang, I need to find a way to speed up the tempo.

pretty cool

Ack! Dammit! Nooooooo!

Why did you put this here?! lol.

Amazing.



I wonder if they rendered some of the animations using the Commodore PET on the floor....

Wow! I can't even imagine doing all of that. So much work involved.

That is way to much free time

lol- I think everybody should keep a journal at that age, and have the opportunity to look back at themselves and giggle.



Course, most people wouldn't think it was so funny.



But they have no sense of humor and are beneath us anyway...lol



Print portions for us to read? Pweaze?

Jeez thinking back on my own teenage ramblings makes me the adult cringe and me the teen want to ramble some more just to p*ss me off and make me cringe.



Please do post :P

Soon... soon...



There are also some entries which appear to be Teenage Thoth's attempts at writing heavy metal lyrics.



I even left little notes to myself like:

The chorus is in F# and A



That's helpful, Teenage Thoth.

Awesome.

lol i think this is quite a find....

Cant wait to see what you wrote! :P

You should try to post the doodles you made. I think it would be neat.

I recently found a journal I had when I was like 8 or 9 and one of the entries was titled when I am 30 o.O odd thing is I found it when I was 30 and I sure as hell am no millionaire with a mansion, a husband, and a butt load of pets... *shrugs... eh youth huh?

mwahahaha





You sound like my sis, she looks at her old journal entries and always looks confused. xD



but then she is mostly confused any ways.



hahahahahaha





.... but shh... don't tell her I said that! 0.0

That better be fake. The dog has no say. Nor the mental capacity to understand what's going on. Isn't that a requirement for marriage there, too?



And I loved my puppy to pieces. I would never marry her, but she was just an awesome, awesome friend.

I love Pai. He's my kickass little dog companion. But uh... He's a dog and should be allowed to be a dog, nor do I have any desire to marry him.

He'll only break your heart and cheat on you, Morri.

well...I honestly could never marry anyone (thing) that didn't have the capacity to teach me, challenge me, inspire me, nor appreciate things like music, art or humour amongst other things. NEVER.



Marriage isnt about having just adoration or obedience from your partner, surely its an equal partnership with mutual respect for wants and wishes and things like that?



Dunno what else to say except for gawds sake, the civillised world has just sanctioned same-sex marriages, surely its not that easy for a human to marry their animal. Incidently, if the dog was adopted, isnt that incest as well?

As an Aussie... just... no comment. o_O

I mean, that's gross, even for us.

I hope to God that they didn't consummate their marriage. O_o

Nope. The husband claims that it isn't a sexual relationship. I just hope the wife doesn't leave him and take the house in the divorce.



That would be awkward.

um.... seriously ?

Hah! Yeah, we were lolling over that one yesterday.



All I can say is, he's from Toowoomba. (apologies to anyone from Toowoomba). Small country town, not much to do. You know how it goes.

And also, the civilised world may have legalised same sex marriages, but we're obviously not civilised. The Christian component should be cheering. After all, at least it's a girl dog.

uh uh...speechless, huh?

Am I the only one who thinks this is Cute?



srsly guys...lighten up :)

Good for the gene pool though. Darwin in action.

poor dog

LOL...

*sings* And they call it puppy love...

To me, this is the best part of the whole article:

"She didn’t say anything so I took that as a yes."



Let that one sink in for a while....