This brought a smile to my face!
Of course it could have been wind ^^
Really I think what he was attempting to say in a nice way is “It's not big and it's not clever acting like a child when your an adult....you make a fool of yourself by using these silly Kismits!
From:
Hypnotic
Vampling (25)
14:51:49
Nov 19 2009
Theban, Now I'm saying this as a friend. How old are you? With all the poo talk. Now, yes, girls who have babies say that they love poopie diapers, but I think you can come up with some really clever insightful dashboard phrases on here. Just like me. See ya around.
So I checked out the profile....lol, I am glad that I can and choose to act like a demented five year old because...maybe I like it! lol
I work on my own with three blokes who have the potential to injure me or themselves....Fucking private companies!
Work again tonight, got a bollocking this morning because I didn't keep with the programme. I was over an hour in advance.
##### went to bed at 2100hrs and was up again at 0130 soaking wet. Flannel washed him, changed him and changed the bedding. Wouldn't go back to bed
#####Woke at 0450 wanted a number two, put clean pad on him. Wouldn't go back to bed.
So I gave them breakfast at 0600 and bathed them both before 0600
I was shouted at ...lol yeah, by a member of staff who said the ##### had to have his bath at 0600 and ##### had to have his bath at 0700. They then have breakfast at 0730 ish....I have to follow this routine. Ok now I understand the importance!
You know the job pays shit money, I have to work Xmas eve through the night for no extra and no lieu day.
I so wanted to say fuck you and the job!
God I only shadowed for 3 days and that was a four week period so that is 36hrs (3 night shifts)of shadowing...that's all....oh yeah I did 4 hours on day's as well! So that's 40hrs. That's not even 4 shifts!
I felt like a school kid all over again.
If it had been a bloke I would have found it hard not to lash out. The last time I was spoken to in that way, I was working the cells ^^
Mrs Ban would kill me if I jacked it in...still I told her about it and....well she told me to stick it out....I need to anyway because of my plans!
Fucking Tossers!
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to me.. it sounds like you're a good Care worker.
good on you fella.
May your tomorrow be a good one.
hang in there, Ban.
hopefully, some good karma will come your way.
if not karma, then a nice pint of Stella....
Ermm .. ''you work on your own with three blokes'' .. is that not a contradiction in terms?!! LOL
Have a great weekend my friend.
I work on my own and care for three blokes!! lol Dam you! : )
It's a damn shame that care workers are not paid better, but I agree with Angelus, you are EXACTLY the right kind of person for the job, so hold that temper of yours or I'll hide yer flip flops.
Thats a tough job to do, I wouldn't have the patience myself, hang in there.
*hugs*
sounds really tough
i couldnt do it
but you will be ok...
I have to work again tonight....not looking forward to it!
I did 150 minutes of ironing and three loads of washing!
Wednesday morning all appeared well, ##### was up at 0430 which is his normal time.
I have been told to leave him until 0600hrs which means locking him out of the lounge where I am. That's if you don't mind the knocking of the door for 90 minutes! Because that's what he does.
Then at 0600 I have to clean and bath him, put pad on. Breakfast was toast and marmite with hot chocolate, which he ate well.
While this is going on he wants his music...all the time. I told him over one hundred times not until ##### is up and he has had his breakfast.
Got ####up and gave him a bath and cleaned him and put a pad on gave him breakfast which was toast and butter with squash!
I turned by back for two minutes and because #### didn't get his music, the plate and the drink went all over the floor. I sent him to his room and got a mop and bucket!
While I was on my hands and knees I had a chair thrown at me....bloody just missed me and they are solid chairs.
Sent him back to his room, he then was attempting to make himself sick for the next hour....thank the Gods for the day staff!
I had to write a report of what had happened!
I have all of this and more to go back to....will I stick out the job....I have no choice.
The moral of this story is to work hard at school....don't muck about like I did. Then one can have the job one wants.
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You'r new, maybe they are just seeing how far they can push you ?
Ps..I can almost see you, standing hands on hips saying *that's it, go to your room now young man*
Lol, the guy is 33 and yes I did have my hands on hips..wow..you magic!! lol
I have had friends in the care taking biz, and one charge went through 5 caretakers in two months, my friend got there, and within a week the charge was "set straight" on their behaviour.. I should mention, my friend also applied the charge for medicinal marijuana, applied via tincture. The charge last I heard has reached out to family that was repeled by previous behavior, brough on by their condition.
I am not dirty....I am here I am not lurking.....
Ok my pants maybe soiled but...well you know...I am unable to get off to go to the toilet!!
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*shakes head*
dirty lurker ;)
he's always like this after Halloween.
Your poor poor wife :D
Tsk, tsk, you need VR Anonymous...
If only the lead were long enough to take the com to the bathroom....newspaper reading while on the throne is just so 40's !
Piss in a bottle!
Invest in a box of Depends.
...I gotta' pee.
Get a laptop.....then you can go anywhere!
I really want a lap top...
So there I was sort of minding my own buisness and after rating about 800 profiles there was bound to be some come backs. I didn't expect a fluff bunny though.
The lady who rated afterwards was very polite.
~Theban said ~
How in the god's can people talk here then!....I also prefer conversation however this is not a phone in site.....lol
~She said~
“I don't know were you got the phone in site from”
“I find your views on the white/ black witch very ignorant. as you clearly know nothing about it”
~Theban said ~
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.”
~Henry Ward Beecher~
I have to respond to your comment, normally I wouldn't lower myself to such an attack!
I was not mocking you, I was using humour where obviously none was received! If you had read my profile instead of attempting to pick fault then you may of noticed I agree about the conversation thingy!
First of all it is my opinion, my belief, and I have come to this conclusion after thirty years of studies. I am not attempting to ram what's right and what isn't down peoples throats.
The only thing I can 'clearly' say is "I am sorry if I don't agree with the TV Witches of Charmed Buffy and similar programmes, I am sorry that I don't agree with the Christian categorisation of what it is to be Pagan or Wiccan. I am sorry if I don't agree with what your idea of magic is!"
I could also lower myself and attempt to insult you...however I am mature enough not to!
Good day to you young lady!
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That should say 'goad me' instead of insult...and she did...Graaaaa lol
Such a way with words ;)
Oh I don't know, I like a good mock now and again.
*claps and leaves a hug and a thank you...*
Conveying a sense of humour is one thing ... conveying it to a Yank is something else!!
I'm thinking your not far wrong lol...please no kicks!
'A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.' Now those are words to live by.
The christian catigorization, very well stated, a suggested site, Holysmoke.org, has a few excellent articles on how fundimentalist spout so much pip about wicca, pip that some base their superfical desire to be wicca on.
Today I have to go to work for four hours....Will be lone working after today on the night shift. It's a twelve hour shift. I know that it will be ok, however I still have brown pants just thinking about it.
Friday night went well as I did ironing and did it really well! I also did some at home to practice and Mrs Ban wants me to now do more..Graaa! I will of course do anything to help her out ^ ^
I haven't done any real ironing for 17 years....I didn't need to because of course she was doing it!
Right I am taking the beasts to school now and hope to be on later!
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Your a little gem...lmao
I hope you don't spoil them by ironing the socks too!!
Ironing you?!
oh dear i really do need to trade mine in
lucky Mrs Ban
you really are a man of many talents!
hope you get a reward ;)
If only toilet training came to you as easily, poor Mrs Ban! lol
I have now rated about 400 of the 1000 or was it 900 profiles that needed to be done. Out of that I have had about ten rates!
One was a 8 for a ten I had given lol...guess who went back!* The other was a 9 for a 5 I had given then I had this message in my comments on my profile...
Well, it's not so much that I'm lazy about photos or even exceptionally private... I just feel that people should rate me based on my personality and writing capabilities, rather than something as superficial as a messy-looking myspace page. I might add some graphics if they happen to be appealing to me, but I don't see much of a reason to appease other people just to improve a 9.something rating. I'm here for my own personal interest, not to impress people.
Nothing personal meant, of course, that's just an explanation.
And to be hypocritical, you've been 10'd. Enjoy.
Wow I had given her a Ten anyway, what I had said was it would be nice if she had put some pictures up! I actually meant to say in a portfolio. I slipped up there!
* This is not normal of me to revenge rate I think it's called. I just thought bollocks to it!
Lol
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Yes i saw that one earlier!
ooops poor you
maybe time you went to bed dear
Look in to my eyes......
SLEEEEP!!!!!
Such dedication lol
Such dedication... I feel so worthless that I've not rated with any sort of regularity in months.
Wow, the polite spelling of BOLLOX!!!!
Wow I got on the scales this morning and I am now 13 stone 5 pounds....after a poo! Germoloids here I come!
'Come on' I say...Soon I will have this body back in shape, soon I will have my muscles back, soon I will have the fitness I so desire, soon I will rule the world with my god like body Mwhaaaa!!
I can still eat chocolate and cake as long as I work out afterwards....Did I mention we have a Wii fit, well the kids do. The boxing on it is great as well as Star Wars...I am still obese on the weigh thingy! Lol That does not take into account build! I still have fat which needs to be turned into muscle...Graaaa!
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Well Wii and laxatives would be a recipe for disaster...
Just eat the damn chocolate :D
Yes do it...
that reminds me still got that rolo waiting for you ;)
i am past caring what i look like now
I AM WHAT I AM!
ooo song time:
Feel the power!
“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night”
'Dave Barry'
OMFG There is so much to say and nothing I can say ^^
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More talk of poo!
don't get me started on that
*runs to the bathroom*
I think this guy stole this quote from you lmao
After that you'd have to throw out your washing machine!
Hand wash first, then in the machine : #
Now - here is a suggestion to take very seriously.
She will kill me!! Lol, I may even like it *evil grin*
You did say I needed a new one as I was getting borring ^^ or was it the Kismit...lol
COMMENTS
It gives me a big grin to see you getting up to mischief! lol
I am way too lazy to comment on your journal today but still feel compelled to pop my two cents in **even though I have no idea what it's about**... You know what VR needs a 'like button'... like on facebook, for lazy bitches like me :D
You up to no good ...again ?
Me Noooooo lol!
My comment is .....
No comment ;)
kismet !! but hmmm killing you?? *ponders* you did escape my dungeon!!
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xAXEWOMANx
21:43 Nov 28 2009
Do not ever change!
it's all good fun we know that wtf????
Malky
22:50 Nov 28 2009
lols i cant believe someone sent that to you.