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Normal01:28 Jan 28 2010
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Mrs Ban caught me naked on the Wii today...it's not as if I was looking at porn, which I don't anyway as I find it boring, I was playing the boxing game dam it.
I have got right back into the fitness again, I need to be as fit as I can get because of certain issues I have with my back, being naked helps *splutters*
It's a really good workout and I enjoy the jogging and love balance board. I had not long come downstairs from the shower...so I was clean and not stinky!
Of course things are going to be flapping around a little...^^
I also use it to check my weight!.....well that's what I told her as it's the truth.
“That's the thing” I said “You know now that I do things sometimes with little thought of what others may think”.
“Especially me” she said
Dam....soul search moment!
The only thing I could come back with was to asked “what is being normal”, I ask you guys “what is being normal...is normal boring”?
I think it is sometimes.
Anyway I was doing really good until she put me off and sat down on the sofa to watch me*farts*
Love16:13 Jan 27 2010
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So I was reading this article on the internet about love and such..... I was bored..
I came across this quote.
A rose must remain with the sun and the rain or its lovely promise won't come true.
~Ray Evans~
Suspension again...13:01 Jan 25 2010
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Woops I did it again!
I was attempting to remember how many times now and I think it's 4 times it's happened over the years, that's not that bad.
I blame it on Lolita really it's her fault, she made me do it. I had fogotton that I even had a photo of her in my portfolio...and it was a tribute to when she went AWOL!
Ok so I didn't take it, however I did take it as I stole it...so in a way, that is taking it, isn't it?
And I had to resize it as well, so there!
Doesn't that mean it becomes my own artwork?
Perhaps if I had given her a red nose....Hmmm
Anyway I wouldn't of rated a portfolio if I had suspended it. Cherryblossom you did (well done you) thanks for the rate by the way.
~Suspensions I have had~
Profile once
portfolio twice
Journal once
Chuckle10:49 Jan 21 2010
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I need to catch up on my journal reading as I am getting serious withdrawl issues.
Great to find out that people I know are in a contest!
Sadly though, I am not in a position to say who I have voted for, as there are a number of people who I like who have been nominated.(Dam it)
Of course one is supposed to vote on who has the best profile, however in truth, one knows that it will be friends voting for friends.
I have however, chosen the person who I think has the best profile.
Well done you people for being nominated.
Now I feel a Tourette moment coming and I am finding it hard not to write it down ^^
Work11:17 Jan 15 2010
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Been back from work for a couple of hours, roads still have snow in places. The gritters have been out as there was a little bit of ice around.
I have only been working for 2 and a half months for a company that offers people with behavioural and leaning difficulties, a place to stay and be looked after.
I was very apprehensive before I started because of the personal side of the care that I had to provide. I didn't know that I could do it. I do now lol.
So far I have been able to build up a relationship although slightly strained at times because they are still testing the boundaries. I think running around a room balancing folded curtains on my head while flapping and making noises like a chicken, has helped greatly with rapport. I have them chuckling quite a lot, which is great to see.
This is two carers in a couple of weeks, it's getting ridiculous!
Obviously I do not condone any abuse towards the people I look after. I would be horrified if I saw a Carer abuse one of the guys while I was there and I have just been on the phone to a guy who I work with. He told me this Carer who is suspended, has done something similar before.
Apparently he was being pinched on his chest and he ground his knuckles into the back of the service users hand. Then he pushed the service user to the floor.
It will be very interesting to see what the outcome will be!
Anyway I'm off to bed goodnight!
Snow10:00 Jan 14 2010
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My little beasts have been looking at my music collection and they are not impressed!!
I thought I was 'Daddy cool' they laughed and said “more like Daddy fool!”
“It's not big and it's not clever to call people names” I told them, while attempting to beat them with the cushions from the sofa! Then we left for school...I was a little anxious as they have it about them this morning!
Having two 7 year olds pick on me, then throw snowballs at me at school and get all there mates to get me, isn't fun!! I must have had about 30 little monsters after me at one time...Pesky kids!
My bloody fingers were frozen,.....I will seek revenge of course!
Crap UK23:19 Jan 05 2010
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While I sip my wine in the warm....
Britain could be running short of gas as energy suppliers struggle to keep up with demand as the prolonged cold spell continues.
National Grid has issued a warning asking suppliers to cut the use of gas whilst reserves are pumped in from Belgium and Norway. The unusual warning came as utilities face a 30 per cent rise in domestic use as freezing conditions keep people at home.
Councils forced to ration road grit....
Many councils across the UK are being forced to ration salt in order to keep major roads open as the cold snap continues."This is expected to cause widespread disruption to the transport network and could lead to problems with power supplies," the Met Office said.
The Met Office issued emergency weather warnings after Arctic conditions crippled large parts of the country.
Forecasters said up to 40cm (16in) of snow could fall in some areas as the worst of the cold snap switches from the north to the south.
Heavy snow forced the closure of schools, roads and airports around the country. Police warned of hazardous driving conditions and the Met Office predicted worse could follow overnight and on Wednesday.
Bollocks17:09 Jan 05 2010
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I was contacted and invited to an alleged haunted house not so long ago. I went armed with my trusty camera and equipment. I also took some snacks with me because...well I get quite peckish when I am hunting!
The house is in Wickwar which had been an ancient Saxon/Roman settlement. Turns out the man who lived there before was a vet and into occultism. Sadly most of the furnishings had been removed from his house although there were still some objects in there. The stairway had been made from the mast of an old sail ship...
Anyway the house is for sale due to the owners death...yes he died inside the house, so did his wife.
I have some footage on video and took as normal over 300 pictures.
The owners wanted me to document any strange activity as they said it had been hard for them to sell the house...
The house is on the market for £275.000, it has no drive and is a terrace, with a little paved back garden.
Most of the activity has been allegedly noticed up stairs in the bathroom and in the lounge which is open plan.....Yet again there was nothing I could find....perhaps the ghost or what ever is sleeping when ever I go there.....LMFHO
I so want to BELIEVE that there are such things, always have. The more I investigate, the more the evidence sadly points to it being a load of tripe!
I will post some pictures later...
Whispers22:25 Jan 03 2010
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A name...a word...a sentence can change everything....
It can build your world up to reach the sky's, or bring it down and turn your life to dust!
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COMMENTS
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SinginGhost88
01:38 Jan 28 2010
That should be a scene in a movie LoL
CarnelianMyst
01:42 Jan 28 2010
You tell Mrs Ban some American women would LOVE to walk in on a naked Englishman...Wii or no Wii I would pounce!! lol
Lolita
02:02 Jan 28 2010
Honestly, I thought playing the Wii naked was completely normal...
Theban
03:02 Jan 28 2010
Naked rocks!
xAXEWOMANx
10:25 Jan 28 2010
Almost choked on my coffee then honey!
aww bless ya shake that bum and ball bag hehe
*throws you a towel*