This morning my little beasts decided to use my phone. They rang up friends and family while I was sleeping. They also sent pictures on the message system I have on my phone. 14 calls and ten photo messages, one was sent to my solicitor of my empty can of stella next to a picture of me lol...
I was woken at 0815 to the house phone and when I answered it was my son "Hello daddy wake up!"
Lol, little monsters.
I am having probs logging in....what happens is I don't get the log in page so I'm not able to go straight into the RAVE! I have to log into Sci/Fi first, then click back....It doesn't happen all the time only a eight or nine times a day, dam it!
“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”
~Mark Twain~
People of VR, stop please just stop...that's all I ask!....for just one whole day! *twitch*
I know that it can be hard, it sometimes becomes a necessity and it seems like it's the only thing that can be done!
Stop writing in your bloody journals....I'm attempting to get straight....you know *twitch* Reading about what's going on is great....just one day without the hypnotic draw.....I log in and I see it....click on me...your favourite journals.....click on me journals....forget the rest of the Rave....you need me , you love me....your sexy journals and favourite journals, DO IT PUNK, CLICK ON ME!*twitch*
I stand naked in shame and glee at my neglect!.......'No' I say, 'begone you evil devil you, for tonight you have already taken this flesh and warped and twisted it to your making.....'
Well actually I have shorts on, I spilt my beer on my T-shirt...and If I bloody twitch again...Bah!
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haha you are my hero Mister Journal Comment Horns!!
Come on slow coach ... catch up!! lol
Come on.....you know you want it.........everyone is doing it!!!
remember:
don't read, just rate.
RATE DAMMIT!
I know, I know.
LOL LMAO wicked little vixen isn't she.. such a demanding one, that "journal".
Revenge Of The Door
It was all going sooo sweet,
I had, and was actually fitting it on it's hinges when I noticed that it was warped...looked like a Banana. I could of put a third hinge and attempt to pull it over, but that would have been A RIGHT PAIN IN THE ARSE....and it still would OF looked Shite!
Yikes my keyboard has gone all funny on me!! No caps lock, bugger off, your not wanted here dam you...It's my sausage fingers getting in the way!
Any way they changed it no probs and this one isn't to bad at all!
I have Just got back from buying another door, It's just the pain of having to go through the chisel and drill bit all over again!
I may take a photo of it when I've hung it, so easy to do...just time consuming!
I have to hang a door...I can only do what must be done!
It should of hanged by now and it is still there...on the floor, looking at me...waiting for me to get off my arse!
It hasn't done anything wrong, it just needs a little love and a little bit of work...Bah!
I have to hang a door!
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Pulls you off the chair and away from the screen!
sounds like too much work.
stay on VR and play with us!
I see you...you bastard!
I was lurking, then I saw that I was infact not lurking...
I really need to lay off the tea!
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I'm still not lurking ^^
You make me giggle hehe
I like laid back^^
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The Famous Warwick Castle
Castle Hill, Warwick, Warwickshire, CV34 4QU
A fortified town (burh) was first established at Warwick by Aethelflaed, widow of King Ethelred, in 914-6. The town was fortified against the threat of Danish invasions.
After the Norman Conquest in 1066, William the Conqueror moved northwards from London, to subdue resistance in the Midlands and Northern England. He founded castles at Warwick and Nottingham, run by his Norman barons. The castle at Warwick was founded in 1086.
At the time of Domesday, 1086, the only towns in what is now the county of Warwickshire were Warwick, Tamworth and Coventry. Warwick had a population of around 1800.
Warwick Castle was built by William the Conqueror in 1068 and was used as a fortification until the early 17th century, when Sir Fulke Greville converted it to a country house. It was owned by the Greville family, who became earls of Warwick in 1759, until 1978.From 1088, the castle traditionally belonged to the Earl of Warwick, and it served as a symbol of his power. The castle was taken in 1153 by Henry of Anjou, later King Henry II. It has been used to hold prisoners, including some from the Battle of Poitiers in the 14th century.
Under the ownership of Richard Neville – also known as "Warwick the Kingmaker" – Warwick Castle was used in the 15th century to imprison the English king, Edward IV.
Warwick Castle has been compared with Windsor Castle in terms of scale, cost, and status.
This is where your wee and poo would go..
It would end up here.
Since its construction in the 11th century, the castle has undergone structural changes with additions of towers and redesigned residential buildings. Originally a wooden motte-and-bailey, it was rebuilt in stone in the 12th century. During the Hundred Years War, the facade opposite the town was refortified, resulting in one of the most recognisable examples of 14th century military architecture.
In the 17th century the grounds were turned into a garden.
Warwick Castle was purchased by The Tussauds Group in 1978 and opened as a major tourist attraction. It is protected as a Scheduled Ancient Monument and a Grade I listed building.
I have around 300 pics of this place lol...I will post some more late...check out the last photo..
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Dam it, lol wrong way round!
Oh, and I thought it was taken after the fighting!! lol
I luvvv Warwick castle.
I am...
... so jealous.
St Bartholomew's Church, known as Bagpath church.
These are pictures that I took of The ancient church of St. Bartholomew. It is located near the hamlet of Newington in the parish of Newington Bagpath near Kingscote. The church is now under private ownership and features a chancel and nave, a tower with a hipped roof, and south facing portch.
The entrance from inside the church grounds
The interior has been gutted and full of building material, as you can see from the photos the outside is overgrown and now unkept.There a quite a number of headstones for the Warlock family and one in particular being the most recent I noted as being Huband. A few of the graves were just mere wooden crosses with tin plate for the inscriptions.
The design of the church is based on an earlier Norman building and I noted that there was a blocked North door, known as the Devils door. The famous architect S.S. Teulon was responsible for the window arches and the carvings of Kings and Queens.
The approach was dark and a little intimidating and just before the brow of the hill on the right was the church.
South facing portch with no roof or original door.
The Devils door
Some of the stones had been moved...
Hubands grave
Sunshine through the trees
This is the only part of the graveyard which is not to badly overgrown, just past Hubards grave as you can see it becomes impossible to proceed around this way to the back of the church.
East and West
I found out that the church, while talking to the locals had been the site of Pagan practices *smiles* since it has been derilict...I felt great sadness while walking around this church, all locked up and boarded, left to just rot and decay by the present owners.
I actualy took about 100 pictures of this building and grave yard in the hope to....well you know..lol
This is a Grade 2 listed building and a must for me to visit at night!!
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Edited it so that the entrance could be seen......if you look past the gate and through the trees, squint and stand on one leg, you may just make out my bike.
Nice pics...I now have a crick in my neck...thanks for that.
Cool pictures
but very sad to see it has been left to get like this
almost forgotten about :(
These are great pics, I love this sort of thing in a big way.
Just got back from Bagpath church, wow this place is scary. Another odd place where I had the feeling I was being watched. It reminded me of the church from that film where that thing takes body parts...it flys as well...Dam it, what was the name of that film!They did a second one where the kids were on a school bus.....Jeepers Creepers I think.
Ok, tonight I will be catching up on journals, I have read some already and not left comments, this is because I was tired as it was last night and this morning...
Got to copy my pics and save them onto a DVD, don't want to loose them. I'm attempting to write this while.....arghhh jesus what was that! Something ran over my foot....OMG....I hope it wasn't what I think it is and if it is....it's big!
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You must have brought back a friend from the castle!!
No sorry that was just me
i am top heavy not that big cheeky
*giggles*
must work on my creeping around
We were meant to be going to Woodchester today, unfortunately the beasts are to tired and grumpy, so instead they are going to go to the cinema!
Bah!!, bloody beasts...wimps lightweight little people!! My daughter came up to me and said that I could go on my own if I wanted to. Lol, so sweet of her. My Son was rather bold in saying that I only wanted to go to see the ghosts..*chuckles* Don't know if I can get away with it as its children's day there! They may thing I'm a little odd if I turn up without the children.
I can go on Saturday, then it's open normally.....I may attempt to find Beverston Castle today and let the beasts go to the cinema with there mum.....I'm sulking like a child now!
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You should'nt live so bloody far away lol
i would have come with my daughter
we are soooo bored today :(
oh well have fun anyway
on your own little adventure *giggles*
a few pubs on the way i bet?!
It's a bitch when your children actually start seeing through you ...lmao
Chuckles at the "Beasts".
Off to Oldown farm today with the beasts, it reopened this year and had been shut for three years.
Going to Warrick Castle tomorrow, had to pay online because it gets really busy. The price to just see the dungeon is 30 pounds for all of us, I think the tour is for fifteen minutes. The last time I went it was included in the price.
Wednesday is Woodchester Mansion...yay!
I read the write ups on it and it was 50% negative and 50% positive....all mainly to do with price. The total price so far is £71.50...then there is petrol...parking is £3.50.
The walk from the car park to the castle is about 20 minutes...should be fun on the wau back lol
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When you think for how many years these places have been kept free, the price we pay now is still very cheap.
I don't think it's cheap, a family day out these days here in the Uk is almost the price of a weekend abroad.
Lucky kids
you can be my dad anytime lol
have fun ;)
As I open the door I catch the tail end of a conversation
(A) And if that's what needs to be done then so be it!! ^^ *
"Excuse me, I wan't to buy some stella please...."
(B) All I know is he ran out that way!
LONG PAUSE
"Excuse me, I wan't to buy some stella please...."
(A) Hold on......
What was he wearing? was there anyone with him?
(B) I don't know all I saw was him taking the fags and then running.
(A)Have you phoned the police..
"Excuse me, I wan't to buy some stella please...."
(A) Hold on I said....Well he took some whiskey as well.
(B) I never saw that, I only saw him run off with the fags..
(A) Well there was whisky as well...god only knows what else he took then!
"Excuse me, I wan't to buy some stella"
(A) Well this is the second time this has happened when you've been on shift!
(B) What is that supposed to mean?
"OMG I want some stella"
(B) The till is to close to the door and the booze is so easy to take!
(A) You telling me how to run my shop!
(B) I'm telling you that you can fuck your job!
Me...and I'm telling you that you can fuck your stella.....closes and leaves the shop!
Not going back there again!
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Bloody bollocks...had to buy my Stella in another shop!
"If Carling ran a shop"........lol
how did they see me take the whiskey?
ha!
I'm impressed hon, you were very polite...for quite a long time lmao
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But, but............ the horns?? YOUR NOT A DEMON....??
That is awesome!
:)
Na, he's not a demon...he's just like my Dad ....*runs*.
I wanna go!
You're enough to scare Satan :-p
The horns come off, so that I can clean them ^ ^
Stares at Sinora.....evil eye moment lol
I went to the local pub (The Swan) on Tuesday because the barmaids are young and cute and it's nice to drink a pint of Real Ale! The girls are from some Eastern European country...my god, every bloke in the pub was drooling at these girls, they are very pretty.
What made me smile was the fact that the girls were so aware of there femininity, I just played it cool and joked with them. It all came crashing back down to reality when one of them said “your just like my Dad, hes the same age as you!”
I left the bar area and sat on an armchair by the fireplace ^ ^ with my paper!
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*Picks his ego up from the floor and dusts it off*...lmao
ouch.
that's harsh.
LMFAO!!! sowwwwy..... :P
lol. :)
Yes I know I'm old now! where are my slippers and pipe?
I like the layouts, I really do! I just keep going back to Red. It's because of change...I don't like change! Today I decided that what I would do is change this mindset and to change the layout every day. That way I can still go Red every other day....I like purple and green.
Going to Warrick Castle next week and just found out it costs £70 pounds for a family ticket. That's just bloody crazy! The last time I went it cost £20 pounds and I thought that was costly!
A family ticket is just a little cheaper than a ticket for a year which costs £100 pounds I think, lol
It may be £90 pounds : )
Still, I will take my equipment with me while I'm there so I can investigate the place lol!
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I like the new layouts as well.. but I have gotten so used to the old one.. I am doing something along the same lines.. hehe doesn't help I logged in drunk and freaked out thinking something happened to VR...
Warrick Castle?
I wanna see pictures!!
ohhh.. so jealous!
yeah! YEAH!
pictures!
Make sure you keep us posted, is it haunted? Hehe, don't let them get you muahahaha!
Yeah - I'm lazy in the layourt arena too. I like to keep mine the way it was originally - the page won't be all stretched out...
And I'd love to read about your trip to Warrick as well!
Money well spent ... you'll love it.
Oh yeah there will be pictures...lol
I watched A Long Time Dead which was recorded for me and Wow what a fantastic film.
It' s a story of a group of Londoners who use the evil Quijja board and one by one they are killed by the evil which they released from the board.
It doesn't stop there because it started many years ago with one of the groups father being involved with the Ouija and the original summoning of the Djinn/ jinn
God the unlucky blighter's...wow to be able to raise an evil Djinn/ jinn and not be able to tame it.
I read in a book somewhere that the Djinn/ jinn is just another word for Genie, I'm unable to find the source because it was many years ago.
Please watch, anyone who comes across this video
As I have said before the spirits seem/appear to discriminate against disability!!
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Maybe the jinn is just plain scared of ya ? lol
I find this so facinating and have done for so many years.
Looks like a film to watch during the day for me. lol
Verrry Interesting...my new quote of the week will be "Gee, I guess I'm not in there anymore". lol
I appear to have forgotten etiquette, or has etiquette forgotton me!
*kicks in bum*
If one has made mistakes, even serious ones, there is always another chance. What we call failure is not the falling down but the staying down
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I really like this hun.......... I might make it my mantra!!
“Etiquette tip: More people will get out of your way if you say "I'm gonna puke!" than if you say "Excuse me".”
One is right....another tip, when standing in a queue of people waiting to be served, a really smelly fart will enable you to conduct your business in a much more timely fashion.
You know the more I think, the more I respond by being hopelessly stupid....
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
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I tend to sound less stupid if I just open my mouth and talk instead of thinking first.
If you think too much you end up sounding like an idiot.
Lanuage is interesting...'how can I sound if I think'
Lol Just me being a twat!
I know what you mean, which is why I tend not to think too much about anything in particular....well it works for me...honest lol
We use to say, just let us think you're stupid, no need to open your mouth to prove it!!
I think you suffer with 'over' thinking!! lol
To hold the same views at forty as we held at twenty is to have been stupefied for a score of years, and take rank, not as a prophet, but as an unteachable brat, well birched and none the wiser.
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
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I feel as if age only brings more questions for the most part. I have discovered I have a more open mind though due to this questioning. What scares me is that I've seen so many older folks shut down their willingness to allow new ideals to even be considered. Age might bring wisdom on not crossing the street against the light but not everything.
So I have given this machine back now, it was a right royal pain in the arse to wear it.
It would wake me in the night and gave me less sleep, or so it appeared, than when I wasn't wearing it.
If this is what getting old is about then I want out...bloody thing hurt my nose and gave me a dry throat!
Does this make me look sexy? Please!
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See! The evil machine would make my nose and throat sore. Also it had to be put on tight so that it didn't come loose at night! It would make my face bright red!
So did you get the part in star wars?!
xXx
copy, Red Leader...
dude.. did it have to be THAT tight?
Yeah - sexy in that cyberpunk/Borg way.
I play online on flight sim games...fighters and Star Wars..lol...
Tight yeah, you see when I'm sleeping my face relaxes and it becomes loose. My face would get worse, as in very red, the pic was taken just after I put it on.
Lol..Sexy....This has brought apon a new way of thinking now!
Ohhh yea baby....roflmao....I mean, no, really, it looks fine...*goes to check nose length*.
Damn SMexy man.. Damn smexy.
My father and step mother have the same issues with the mask.. it has taken them a while to get used to them and actualy get some sleep.
Good luck.
Will you do a voice recording saying "Luke I am your father" and post in in your journal? How in the world could you sleep with that thing?
I'm thinking I would have pulled the damn thing off my face in my sleep. :)
I love Jasmine, she came out to play yesterday. She squealed as I plugged her in, causing me to tingle as I felt the touch of her smooth body against mine, I played with her a little and it wasn't long before she was howling like a Banshee. Four beers later and I was howling as well.
I am going to play her more...I promised her.
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Hmmmmmm........
Jasmine is my guitar ^^
I never named my guitars! How could I have overlooked this? Maybe that's why they don't love me anymore.
Yeah she fell out of love with me until I played her and sang with her again...lol
I was gonna say... lol
Lucky guitar lol
Well, BB King has his Lucille...
Oh no...shades of Red Dwarf here ? lol
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Lolita
10:51 Aug 30 2009
Lil monsters that's so cute lmao. The can of Stella next to a picture of you, priceless.....
BLOODLIFE
18:45 Aug 30 2009
Gotta luv the kids .... or serve them with boiled potatos and a smidgen of butter!
madamefate
07:26 Aug 31 2009
It's a conspiracy I tell ya. Kids think of the most evilest things ever!