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23:32 Sep 28 2014
Times Read: 496


Ghetto mocha caramel apples:

One Milkyway bar.

One small apple.

Microwave chocolate bar for one minute.

Rub on apple after it's done. Let cool and enjoy.


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Oddity
Oddity
23:43 Sep 28 2014

I'm a victim of packaged consumerism, or whatever. Meaning, I never really consider, "how can I make this better, how can I alter this to suit my mood or current desires?" I just peel back the plastic and eat. I think most people think in this manner, and it is sad. I'm sad. I bought a book called savor written by a well known Buddhist philosopher but I tried reading it and I just couldn't because, I don't know, it wasn't the right time for me to read the book but I will come back to it.





 

19:22 Sep 02 2014
Times Read: 514




Ghetto pumpkin pie:

One jack o' lantern, stolen from a stoop down then street.

Leftover eggs that you decided not to throw at anyone.

Leftover butter from the McDonald's breakfast.

And the cinnamon & nutmeg spices you took from Starbucks.

Stomp pumpkin with them Tiberlands. Add to flat widespread plastic container. Mix in butter, 2 eggs and spices. And guess what? This pie is crustless! That's right, it's cracker lackin'.

Microwave for half an hour.

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19:16 Sep 02 2014
Times Read: 516


Hope everyone had good labor day!

BBQ chicken nuggets:

A store brand chicken nuggets, fully cooked. And a lighter. Put one piece on fork and hold over lit lighter.


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