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23:32 Sep 28 2014
Times Read: 496
Ghetto mocha caramel apples:
One Milkyway bar.
One small apple.
Microwave chocolate bar for one minute.
Rub on apple after it's done. Let cool and enjoy.
19:22 Sep 02 2014
Times Read: 514
Ghetto pumpkin pie:
One jack o' lantern, stolen from a stoop down then street.
Leftover eggs that you decided not to throw at anyone.
Leftover butter from the McDonald's breakfast.
And the cinnamon & nutmeg spices you took from Starbucks.
Stomp pumpkin with them Tiberlands. Add to flat widespread plastic container. Mix in butter, 2 eggs and spices. And guess what? This pie is crustless! That's right, it's cracker lackin'.
Microwave for half an hour.
19:16 Sep 02 2014
Times Read: 516
Hope everyone had good labor day!
BBQ chicken nuggets:
A store brand chicken nuggets, fully cooked. And a lighter. Put one piece on fork and hold over lit lighter.
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Oddity
23:43 Sep 28 2014
I'm a victim of packaged consumerism, or whatever. Meaning, I never really consider, "how can I make this better, how can I alter this to suit my mood or current desires?" I just peel back the plastic and eat. I think most people think in this manner, and it is sad. I'm sad. I bought a book called savor written by a well known Buddhist philosopher but I tried reading it and I just couldn't because, I don't know, it wasn't the right time for me to read the book but I will come back to it.