I just feel odd. Ya know out if all the times we talked this was the second shortest in a day. And I'm sad about that. I've come to enjoy our conversations very fondly.
I've grown attatched, you really are addicting, but it's a good thing.
After one hilarious reaction. I've decided inmight have to change how I describe my penis.
Currently "pleaser of women, and plunderer of vaginas."
possible change "pleaser of women, and spelunker if hot wet holes"
Input?
I'm such a bastard
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So.. if your penis is a spelunker does that mean before you go into the "Cavern of Lust" you put a spelunking light on it and tie a rope around it so in case you can't get back out again?
Spelunker. ... ::giggle uncontrollably::
Oh great good gods that's just .. ::giggle snort::
Awful. Ruddy awful.
You know what moonie. I'd it satisfies involved parties. I'll do
it.
input...? LMAO!
*shakes head*
So last night my roomate calls. Well to his misfortune he's alsoy best friend. So I answered with the following. "Cant a guy shave his package in peace?!" After an awkward silence I turned on my beard trimmer next to the phone. He told me to call him back.
Good boy Bert, good boy.
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No wax?
Wax = painful.
*shudder*
I do love a man that knows how to trim the errr foilage ;)
ewwwwww no way leave the hair dude put down the trimmers lol
Z has more teeth coming in.... Sleep non existent. Fuck this headache.
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lol oh i remember those days when my eldest 2 was teething at same time lol crying ,paddy throwing lol
It was a decent day. Then it turned. Hypocrites, ever growing tarnish on the mettle of persons once respected.
I have to wonder, am I just one little fucking joke in the piece of one giant cosmic adaption of much ado about nothing?
I've tried, worked my entire adult life to make up for personal short comings. I still find myself in awe at not the injustices, but the lack of outrage at said injustices.
Worry about yourselves always, let someone else deal with it. That's why our country is the nice big melting pot of excriment from so many countries.
I digress, too Many thoughts. Too many cares, especially for such a naive, ignorant, believing young man.
I live not to harm others, not to alienate others, but to try to understand. I guess that's something I'll never do.
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hey Pinja, its those who dont try to understand who really, really should...now, get back up there and cook us up a treat ;)
Was that a cooking version of "pull yourself up by your bootstraps, soldier"?
*poke* Understanding ... It's a long time coming. It truly is.
Ryan loves this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaWU1CmrJNc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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LMAO! And who introduced him to the pirates? :P
AUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHH!!
AUUU!
AUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHH!!
You disappeared, no words no nothing. You should have stayed gone. It'll hurt me some, but it will hurt and surprise you more.
Finally I'm forced to wear pants an socks and shoes. Seeing as how it's beginning to rain. Well I'm not taking off the poncho!!!! No it's not a rain poncho.
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hey put poncho via back man..
Hmmm to bring Poncho Villa back or not to. Thanks For the idea.
You Mexican you :P
now all you need is a sombrero and you're set.
but where's the tequila?
Haha the tequila is on my fridge, sombrero in storage.
Well you could put on a cowboy hat and give watery Washington that Eastwood look!
Well you could put on a cowboy hat and give watery Washington that Eastwood look!
Nerded it up, yeah I'm the current DM of this module. But the best part of the day... The Expendables. As my buddy Colin said, "If Chuck Norris had a baby it would be the expendables."
I agree explosions, ninja skilled knifing, more explosions, so so dialogue, and awesome dmfight scenes. Oh don't ask me if there was a plot. I didn't go to see one.
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Mam was there some corny lines I that movie! Buf what plot? Heh, sometimes we overlook the simple! Hey, they rescued the girl goddamit!
Just about to hop into my blanket on the boys floor I looked at them and had that feeling of warmth run over me. Love these boys.
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I'm done talking about it. I'm going to spend some time with the boys.
I swear I've sweated out more than a good pitcher of water and I've only drunk 2 lol. Hot as balls and I'm now so distracted the heat isn't bugging me that much. So thank uou. Thank you very much. And again, Hellllllloooooooo Nurse
Never assume the worst about blunt people. "because when you assume, you make an ass out of Ume. This *gestures to well muscled European body guard* is Ume." awesome points to the first person who comments that movie title.
He had gas...... Ok boys better be easier when they are older cause seriously 2 hours sleep because of gas? Well he's healthy, just gotta cut back on the dairy.
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gas for two hours? typical male. lmao. glad he's ok though
Get easier? HAHAHAHA :P
Bad to worse....
My roommate got fired, even though he went well above and beyond to attempt to cover up his tattoos while at work. They fired him anyway. So... now we are fucked. I've got to find a place to live somehow, and football season hasn't started yet. I can't get enough hours till it starts getting busy again. summamabitch......
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Oh man... That sucks, and I hope Lady Fate looks after you well.
I'm sorry hun *hugs*.
That ... is shit. :(
A subject I really wanted to talk about when the boys aren't crawling over me. I DONT want to move to Tennessee. I love these boys, but starting over in bum fuck redneck country in an area as diverse as gallon of vanilla ice cream for flavors. It's humid, I know no one there, have nothing there, but because you've got family there and the housing is cheap it's perfect.
The idea of starting fresh doesn't scare me. You getting pisse off at me on a whim kicking me out that's what scares me.
Why won't you bastards leave?! It's not a damn 24hour coffee house. We have closin hours. Iv got to be back here in 9 hours
I want to put you all in a cellar full of skunks. Irritated skunks!!!
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Ruh Ro....
*hollers BOO at the skunks for you*
Just because I have casual vamp box conversations with people doesn't make them my true friend. Aquaintence maybe, since friendships on here is like a game of charades one misunderstood movement and you're at each others throats.
Generally my qualifications for moving up the friend ladder are as follows.
1. You know my name, because I've told it to you.
2. 867-5309.... Wait I'm not Jenny. You have my number and we've talked. Or texted lol.
3. You earned the above through fun, or indepth conversations.
4. We've not shared those pleasentries, but have still had the aformentioned talks from three.
5. I respect you, admire you, and have told you this.
Not to difficult right? *grins*
Now I used to aquaint myself with the highest ranking members, the most respected, and sometimes the most feared. Somehow I still manage that but I'll be damned if I ever abuse it other than getting a multitude of vamp box warnings *shitty grin*
friendship is something I don't want to ever take advantage of. And at the age of fjakdjrb I'm comforable knowing that most of them have a few years on me. Doesn't mean I'm a completely grumpy old bastard. But it does mean they are good decent people who still know how to have fun and joke in the face of bad times.
I respect you, enjoy our talks if ever so brief and thank you for putting up with a twenty four year old shennanigan causing nerd.
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Totally spaced on mentioning it. Ryans fine, just had some gland swelling in his throat. No strep, no tonsilitis. Healthy abd still stubborn like his dad.
You know those times where you want to ask a questionthatll either be right or just really stupid.... Don't ask it. Ever. Fuck... I'm sorry. Well inhope you can deal with what you gotta deal with and forgive me eventually. I should have listened, instead of interupting this time.
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You know, I want a chainsaw. Although it would be a pretty bad idea to give me one.
...
I went looking for our staple gun at work the other day when I had "HAD IT UP TO HERE" *motions over the top of her head* with certain people. I was seriously considering target practice. =)
Umm. I could not find the staple gun, which is why I probably still have a job.
Ryan is sick, zech is crawling all on me. Fun day ahead.
In letting him watch Stuart little again and actually paying attention...... Holy shit Hugh Laurie actor who plays House is the dad!!!!!
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Hope Ryan gets better soon hun..
Thanks. He's a tough kid.
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PandorasBx
15:58 Aug 29 2010
So are you *smiles*.
bellasiren
19:08 Aug 31 2010
aww two are sweet :)