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"Friday Night Mullet Style"

A frehly cut flat top on my head

a permed mullet on my neck

A waxed Camaro in my driveway

$250.00 on my last check



Old Milwaukee in the fridge

and a nickel bag of weed

Oh yeah! it's Friday night

Let the good times roll indeed!



Picked up some girls from the county fair

you know they can't resist

My Camaro, my flat top, my mullet with a twist



We went back to my place

where we listened to Ozzy all night

Just tokin' and smokin'

yeah we're feeling alright!



Got a little action from a girl

with a Def Leppard shirt and big hair

Didn't practice safe sex, cause I just don't care



It was time for her to go

as night broke into dawn

after stroking my mullet and itching my crotch

I threw up the devil horns and said, "Rock on!"



Well the weekend is over

yes it's come to a close

Next weekend's checklist:

Cut my mullet, beer, weed, Ozzy, and big haired hoes.



-- JW



The above was lifted off of www.ilovemullets.com