I'm a Taurus what adout u
Current mood: emotional
1.Capricorn-Sassy intelligent, but strong and go get wat he or she wants!!
2.Aquarius- Co Dependant .Sexy and loves bein in relationships , long relationships!!
3.Pisces-Caring and smart and center of attention!!
4.Aries-Outgoin and down to do anything dat sounds fun!!
5.Taurus-Aggressive, the best lovers, likes to give a good fight for what they want!!
6.Gemini-Quiet, untrustable, but shlould be good in bed!!
7.Cancer- very emotional , like to talk ,Energetic and goofy!!
8.Leo-Dominant in relationships, selfish , life of yhe party. but erotic!!
9~Capricorn-Sassy intelligent, but strong and go get wat he or she wants!!
10.Virgo-great talkers , allways want last word. Laid back but knows how to have fun!!
11.Libra- very gentle, nice , & Loud but great listeners and have own unique sexiness!!
12.Scorpio- can predict future. Da most erotic, very high sex appeal and great in bed!!
THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant,
who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and
drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
told us that 'Captain Marvey
has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane
shortly, so lovely people
if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.
'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman
hadn't moved a muscle.
'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big
brute
engines but I asked
you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pay us on the
ground.
'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country,
I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.
'
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank
you.
Tray-up Bitch'
COMMENTS
^_^ sounds like a buddy of mine, cute.
LOL. Thats cool!
Oh my lmao, that is so funny. :D
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him- without even introducing us- yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes, without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls OR TEXTS you,
but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait until morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it!!
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence!
Yeah,you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open for you.
Take advantage of the mood we're in.
Let us pay for you! Don't "feel bad", we enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say "thank you.
Kiss us when no one's watching
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be even more impressed.
You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for who you are, not what you are.
Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's, or my t-shirt and boxers; not all dolled up.
Don't take everything we say seriously, sarcasm is a beautiful thing.
See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown,
Nick Jonas, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care. You have your girls for that.
What happened to the words handsome, and beautiful?
I would be stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome," instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand, I'm not saying I woulndn't like it, either.
; )
Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, don't wait for him to change!!!!!
Ditch this disgrace to the male population! Find someone who will treat you with respect, someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes, say "I love you"- And mean it.
Give the nice boys a chance.
Guys, repost this if you agree.
COMMENTS
wow, this is really wow...its something
Very insightful:)
This is sweet I read this before.
i love this
*sighs* A ray of sunshine! :)
Traitor of men
but honest!
that is how every guy should be i hope my man would do that for
I definitely lucked up in this department *smiles*
*cuts, pastes, and plans to memorize later*
nice - thanks for posting!
COMMENTS
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TheBratPrince
17:56 Oct 06 2008
13.Sagitarius- Spontanious , horny ,Rare to find but good wen u find 1!
cherryblossom
12:46 Oct 11 2008
5.Taurus-Aggressive, the best lovers, likes to give a good fight for what they want!!
BitingFetishVixen
09:11 Oct 17 2008
i am a sagittarius
or however you spell it
TheBratPrince
01:16 Oct 18 2008
im a scorpio i love being that
RaynexMitchelle
15:08 Oct 23 2008
11.Libra- very gentle, nice , & Loud but great listeners and have own unique sexiness!!
SaveMe1800
06:56 Oct 26 2008
I'm a scorpio
xcrimsonlustx
23:21 Oct 27 2008
3.Pisces-Caring and smart and center of attention!!
=)
RedHotrebelangel
22:24 Oct 30 2008
ima pisces!!! yay *wink*
playboybunny92
03:04 Nov 05 2008
Damn mine is true i am such a bad girl damn but i love being a leo
LilMissSunshine
05:55 Dec 14 2008
WOOT TO VIRGOS! :) Not entirely true for me, but pretty darn close :)
CaoimheDierdre
00:08 Jan 06 2009
I am an aries :D
0_0 I like the scorpio description.
AudreyMathildaTruin
04:16 Feb 19 2009
Pisces~ Apparently spawns. *sigh*
InsanityHasPigtails
02:07 Apr 10 2009
6.Gemini-Quiet, untrustable, but shlould be good in bed!!
this is what i am but it s not nice lol :)
Keira
02:08 Oct 09 2009
I'm number 5 the Taurus and its true, I'm a great lover and I love a really good fight lol
PastelBeauty
04:29 Apr 03 2010
Fellow Scorpio here and it is all true lol
VampirePrincess89
06:19 Jun 16 2010
Im a LEO and damn Proud!