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So I read this today and have decided that the next person I want to hurt I am going to try this on:





I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

Geeez, it feels like everytime I get close to some kind of normality or stableness someone just rips the rug right from beneath me.



Tell why it is that out of the 4 adults and 1 child living in this house I am the only one working. I can barely pay on my own bills and yet everyone else expects me to pay theirs too! Give a girl a break already!

Not just that, but even though I am the ONLY one working right now I'm also the only that gets Jude up in the mornings, fixes his breakfast, takes him to school, picks him up from school, cooks, cleans, and all of that bs. I'm thinking about changing my name to super woman, seriously.





*sighs* I can't wait for the day that the tables turn and someone takes care of me for a change.