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Funny how some people can't take a simple hint

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Isis101
02:18 Sep 30 2012

If the hint doesn't work, try a two-by-four.

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TLDG
02:33 Sep 30 2012

lol Isis I like that idea

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BlackenedxWings
03:14 Sep 30 2012

2x4? The blunt striking end of a framing hammer works better.

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TLDG
03:52 Sep 30 2012

Ooo I like that one to lol

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moonkissed
04:33 Sep 30 2012

Try being blunt then.

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I couldn't help it..my nephew made me lol

ooh eeh ooh ah aah ting tang walla walla bing bang

Well it was an exciting day earlier here in the complex. My sister comes running in yelling FIRE FIRE THE APARTMENTS ARE ON FIRE! I'm in my room and my roommate is out here in the living room(his room) so we get up, I help him with his shoes, I grab what's important to me and we go outside. Sure enough fire..but it's the unit across from us but still fire. So we go over to where the firemen told us to go to..that whole unit is gone. I feel bad for those who lost everything but I thank God it wasn't us.

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LadyDarkRayne
05:49 Sep 21 2012

OMG Marie that is scary glad you are ok though.

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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife

ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."



"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.

Um yea..

If I wanted to I could do anything right

I could dance with the devil on a

Saturday night

If I wanted to I could turn matches to gold

I could smoke drink swear and I would never

Grow old

I wouldn't have to be in love with you

If I only wanted to

If I only wanted to



If I wanted to I could run fast as a train

Be as sharp as a needle that's twisting your brain

If I wanted to I could turn mountains to sand

Have political leaders in the palm of my hand

I wouldn't have to be in love with you

If I only wanted to

If I only wanted to



I could leave tonight

And I would be all right

Stop holding on

If I wanted to

If I only wanted to



If I wanted to I could be as patient as death

Fix this hole in my heart leaking into my flesh

If I wanted to I could turn sparks into ice

There'd never be another woman who could make you

Think twice

I wouldn't have to be in love with you

If I only wanted to

If I only wanted to

Q: You're riding a horse at full speed, a giraffe is right beside you, and you're being chased by a lion, what do you do?







A: Get your drunk ass off the carousel.

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Oceanne
22:11 Sep 10 2012

LOL

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YES! Finally!

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PandorasBx
00:27 Sep 02 2012

HAHAHAHA!

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ThedarkprinceVvvvV
12:58 Sep 16 2012

nice about time

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