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-gags- I'm in a nice mood today...what is wrong with me!?

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OrchiD
02:24 Nov 29 2012

Babygurl got some? *giggles*

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TLDG
04:31 Nov 29 2012

Got some what? Sex? I wish lol

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Been trying to get into a better mood and out of my funk. So I made a Grinch profile haha and now I just need to put my tree up and maybe some decorations..not sure though. -sighs-

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OrchiD
04:14 Nov 27 2012

I love it!!!

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I really hate living in apartments..upstairs they're getting it ready for new people and so they've been up there damn near all day painting and putting down this shit..can't think of the name..down in the tub that like protects it or whatever and OMG it freaking stinks down here now...I now have a bad pounding headache cause of the smell. UGH!

-screams as loud as I can-

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ChessMaster
20:05 Nov 25 2012

now I know why my souffle did not raise and my cake when flat and my ears hurts.... darn, I'm in canada and I heard you :p

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TLDG
08:25 Nov 26 2012

-giggles- sorry :p

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OrchiD
04:15 Nov 27 2012

I'm with ya there T:P

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How to cook a turkey.







Step 1: Go buy a turkey



Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD



Step 3: Put turkey in the oven



Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey



Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens



Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink



Step 7: Turn oven the on



Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky



Step 9: Turk the bastey



Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get



Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer



Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey



Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours



Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey



Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey



Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick



Step 17: Turk the carvey



Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch



Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey



Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!

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Lullaby
07:31 Nov 21 2012

"Thanksgiving for the Irish".





AHAHAHHA. ♥

I love this. :')

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The Ho Hos grabbed Ding Dong by the Snoballs and licked his Twinkie.

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slipknotbabe356
21:36 Nov 19 2012

LMFAO!!!

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Oh darn..someone took me off their friends list..allow me to start crying now..





-yawns-

She was comin' round the mountain doin' 90 miles an hour, when the chain on her bicycle broke..they found her in the grass..dead.

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HuldecMilecLyamis
08:45 Nov 13 2012

90 mph on a bicycle? o.O

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BloomingDeath
09:02 Nov 13 2012

lmfao!!

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TLDG
10:28 Nov 13 2012

Yea if you're going downhill you tend to pick up speed.

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TheArtistRose
18:57 Nov 19 2012

I shouldn't laugh but that's funny. LOL

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I'm so tired of people telling me who I shouldn't be friends with simply because they have a problem with that person or they started drama. Who the fuck hasn't started some sort of drama on here? This site lives on drama..what with the rates people get, blocks, negative honor, people saying that someone said something when they didn't, or whatever reason. Well listen here I'm going to be friends with whoever the fuck I want to and if you don't like it, then stop being my friend, remove me and/or block me cause I don't give a shit. I'm tired of the babies on here and sadly to say it's the adults on here who are basically the ones who are acting like little cranky babies who missed their nap and need a diaper changing.