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Ok the hubby and I are waiting for our 4 year old to finish her supper and she's telling us about her day at school when...



"Mommy I got an owie on my bum it hurts so don't touch it but you can look."



I look, very carefully For some bruse or cut, when she farts on my hand hand and says



" gotcha Mommy! "



the little shit did it on purpose! My dear husband is laughing his ass of and I'm trying not to get mad at her......



I just want to know where the hell she learned that from!

I'm a savage, lol 1% of one at least...kinda funny