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WOMEN'S REVENGE:



"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to

purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set

in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,

and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."



............

After a hot, hard day's work Joe went into a bar to quench his thirst.

He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender for a beer.



The bartender replied, "There's one thing every man has to do here before

getting served. You have to tell me the name of your penis."



Joe thought it was a bit silly and asked the bartender what he named his.

The bartender said, "I named mine Nike... like you know... just do it!"



So he thought about it for a few minutes then said, "I got one... Secret."



The bartender said, "Why Secret?"



Joe said, "Well... it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."

13 Things PMS Stands For:





1 Pass My Shotgun

2 Psychotic Mood Shift

3 Perpetual Munching Spree

4 Puffy Mid-Section

5 People Make me Sick

6 Provide Me with Sweets

7 Pardon My Sobbing

8 Pimples May Surface

9 Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff



and my favorite one.

13. Potential Murder Suspect



Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh!

...Or men who need a warning.



And remember: Money talks .... but Chocolate SINGS!!!