About you - 500 |
Created by tabiekat and taken 8711 times on Bzoink |
| [Section 1 - Basics] |
| Name: | Patrick |
| Age: | 22 |
| Gender: | Male |
| Height: | 6 foot 2 inches |
| Weight: | 260 or somewhere around there |
| Ring size: | what the fuck? I don't know |
| Pants size: | You mean like waist size or what? Whats the deal? |
| Shirt size: | XXL |
| Shoe size: | 13 |
| Piercings: | None |
| Tatoos: | None (but that will change once I get a job and money) |
| Hair color: | Dirty (reddish) Blonde |
| Hair length: | Longer than it has been in awhile (think hippy) |
| Eye color: | Grey/ Blue/ Greenish-Blue (depends upon what season or time of year it is, oddly enough) |
| Zodiac sign: | Cancer |
| Chinese zodiac sign: | Boar |
| Body type/size: | I'm a big muthafucka |
| Birthday: | 7/13 |
| Birthplace: | Seattle, Washington |
| Place now: | Portland, Oregon |
| Race/ethnicity: | Celtic (Irish, Scottish, etc.) |
| School and grade/year: | Junior in College |
| Natural hair color: | Dirty Blonde |
| GPA: | 2.5 (why is that important, though) |
| Blood type: | O+ (ok, why would that matter?) |
| Hobbies: | Well apparently taking this fucking Gianormous survey is a hobby in itself. That plus Comic Books. |
| I.Q.: | I don't know. Average maybe a little above. I've never bothered to take an IQ test |
| Do you excercise: | Yes, at least a couple times a week |
| Are you healthy: | If you consider regular exercise as a balance for excessive drinking and smoking then yes |
| Fun?: | yes |
| Serious?: | Yes, sometimes |
| Sarcastic?: | No, not at all (sarcasticly) |
| Funny?: | I think I'm funny but you would have to ask someone else who knows me |
| Cute?: | What? |
| Pretty?: | What do i look like? A girl? |
| Good-looking?: | I think that I am dead sexy |
| Beautiful?: | you said it not me |
| Optimistic?: | Almost always |
| Smart?: | sure |
| Oppinionated?: | fuck yes |
| Outgoing?: | On Occasion |
| Shy?: | Yes but only when I am around strangers |
| Unique?: | Yeah but who isn't |
| Sweet?: | Nope (I say this because I have no idea what you mean by 'Sweet' |
| Hyper?: | sometimes |
| Talkative?: | With the proper company |
| Creative?: | Sometimes |
| Imaginative?: | I try to be |
| Gloomy?: | Not usually |
| Happy?: | Yes quite often |
| Depressed?: | Not usually |
| Silly?: | ???? |
| Loud?: | Yes I can be (I am definately loud when I'm drunk) |
| Quiet?: | sometimes |
| Dependant?: | sometimes |
| Loyal?: | yes |
| Truthful?: | most of the time |
| Clever?: | I can think my way out of most situations |
| Confident?: | Most of the time |
| Annoying?: | sometimes |
| Artistic?: | yes |
| Musical?: | not anymore |
| Poetic?: | I can be (with proper inspiration or motivation) |
| Charming?: | on occasion |
| Wise?: | I have some wisdom |
| Special?: | Whatever that means |
| Magickal?: | Nope not that I know of |
| Sensitive?: | sometimes |
| Lustful?: | Yup Guilty |
| Sexy?: | Oh I am sexy |
| Horny?: | |
| Loving?: | Yes |
| Lazy?: | Oh yeah, guilty |
| Stylish?: | Nope |
| Normal?: | Whatever the fuck that means |
| Psycho?: | Sometimes (but it depends upon a person's definition of psycho) |
| Goofy?: | Yes (with proper motivation) |
| Brave?: | From time to time (I know how to step up) |
| [Section 2 - This or that about you] |
| Righty/lefty/either: | Right |
| Glasses/contacts/none: | None |
| Punk/goth/prep/thug/??: | ??? (maybe stoner should have been one of the answers) |
| Innie/outie: | Innie |
| Tan/pale/average/??: | Pale |
| Freckles/none: | Freckles |
| [Section 3 - Family] |
| Mom's name: | Ruth |
| Dad's name: | Jon |
| Siblings/their names/their ages: | 1 older sister |
| Dead family members: | both of my Grandpas and one of my Grandmas |
| Do you live with your siblings?: | Nope |
| Parents married/divorced/neither?: | divorced |
| Parents together/separated/dating/none?: | see above, asshole! |
| Do you have any stepparents?: | Nope |
| Ex-stepparents?: | Nope |
| Do you have any children of your own?: | Can I say Maybe |
| If so, what are their names and ages? If not, do you want any?: | No, not that I know of, i was just joking |
| [Section 4 - Favorites] |
| Color: | Green |
| Food: | Italian Food (is my all time favorite food but the others can be considered honorable mentions) , Chinese Food, Mexican Food, Sushi, American Food, and,Thai Food. |
| Drink: | Beer. Most kinds but especially Guinness and other stouts. Rogue Beer is good. Whiskey, most kinds but especially Irish Whiskey and Scotch |
| Candy: | Caramel |
| Flavor: | Jalapeno Potato Chips, Chocolate Coffee, Mint Ice Cream, and, Peach Blunt Wraps |
| Movie: | It is a three way tie between City of God, Reservoir Dogs, and, Sin City. |
| Band: | Its another three way tie between: Ill Niño (Ill Nino), A Perfect Circle, and, A.F.I. (A fire inside) |
| Show: | Arrested Development |
| Game: | Any drinking Game (I like to call them "I win" games) |
| Element: | Fire or Earth (probably a combination of the two) |
| Music type: | Anything that Rocks (including Rap) |
| Actor: | Robert De Niro |
| Actress: | Jennifer Connelly or Kate Winslet |
| Month: | July (always July...) |
| Season: | Winter or Summer (Depends upon what year it is) |
| Holiday: | Christmas (yes I too like presents) |
| Shampoo/conditioner: | What? I don't know. Pert I think. |
| Song: | Perfect Day by Lou Reed, Ooh La La by The Faces, Use Me by Bill Withers, Stuck in the Middle with You by Stealers Wheel, The Weight by The Band, and, Life on Mars by David Bowie |
| Number: | 45 or 13 |
| Phrase: | "I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." -Quote of Douglas Adams |
| Word: | Retardulous |
| Magazine: | Don't read magazines (Newsweek back when I used too) |
| Restaurant: | Beppo's Italian Restaurant |
| Sport: | Basketball |
| Animal: | Grizzly Bear |
| Language: | Gaelic (Coming Soon!!) |
| Girl's name: | I have two, Katie and Mary-Jane |
| Boy's name: | Fred and George |
| Flower: | A Black Rose |
| Country: | Ireland |
| Weather: | Fall Weather |
| Person: | What are you talking about? |
| [Section 5 - Sex] |
| Sexual orientation: | Straight |
| Are you a virgin?: | Um can I say maybe |
| Do you like to have sex?: | I do from time to time |
| Do you like to have oral sex?: | Yeah |
| Do you like to have anal sex?: | Nope (Not really my thing) |
| Do you like to give more or get more?: | Not sure |
| Do you usually give more or get more?: | Not sure |
| Does size matter?: | Yes is what I say but No is what I hear other people say (I don't know something about motion of the ocean or something) |
| Do you like to kiss?: | Yes |
| French kiss?: | yeah thats cool |
| Make out?: | Yeah, Bring it |
| Favorite position: | Not really sure |
| Are you more dominant?: | Yeah, sometimes but not always |
| Or more submissive?: | Nope |
| Are you more sadistic?: | Nope I like normal intimacy (Normal, shit I hate that word because "what is normal really?") |
| Or more masochistic?: | Nope I don't like degrading others or being degraded by others its just not my bag |
| Do you like to use toys?: | No |
| Cuffs?: | No I don't like |
| Bondage?: | Nope not a real fan of leather |
| Wax?: | Nope, never tried it |
| Clothes pins/ clamps?: | Definately not (What the fuck is wrong with this test's author dogg?) |
| Chains?: | What am I? A fucking prisoner or something? |
| Gags?: | No I actually like breathing while being intimate |
| Collars?: | Nope collars are for dogs and cats. not humans |
| Leashes?: | see above except replace the word 'collars' with the word 'Leashes'. |
| Whips?: | No |
| Paddles?: | No fucking way |
| Other things?: | Nope just normal human interaction is what I am cool with |
| Do you look at porn?: | Sometimes |
| Do you masturbate?: | Who doesn't? |
| [Section 6 - Friends] |
| Would you consider yourself a good friend? | Yes |
| Would you rather have a lot of friends or a few good friends?: | a few good friends |
| Who is your best friend?: | I don't really have one |
| Do you have a lot of friends?: | Yeah I have a few |
| How many good friends would you say you had?: | A few (more than ten but less than fifty) |
| Are you a good friend?: | I like to think that I am |
| Has anyone ever told you that you were a good friend?: | yes |
| Has anyone ever told you that you were a bad friend?: | no, but who says that? |
| Do you tend to be more outgoing or shy?: | I am a mixed bag. Depends which day you talk to me. |
| Do you consider yourself to be better than your friends?: | no |
| Do you consider you and your friends to be better than everyone else?: | nope |
| Do you think your friends ever get tired of you?: | yes probably |
| Do you ever get tired of your friends?: | yes sometimes but rarely |
| Do you like to make new friends?: | yes |
| Do you talk a lot?: | sometimes (depends upon the company that i am keeping) |
| Are you nervous when you talk to people?: | depends upon who it is |
| Do you ever say your someone's friend just to make them feel good?: | nope |
| Do you ever lie about who your friends are?: | No, why the fuck would I do that |
| Do you ever play people as friends to make yourself look good?: | no and if i did i would be a total prick |
| [Section 7 - Love] |
| Do you believe in love?: | Sometimes |
| Do you believe in love at first sight?: | No |
| What is love?: | I don't know, you tell me? |
| Have you ever been love?: | Maybe, Once a long time ago |
| Are you now?: | Nope |
| Have you ever told someone you loved them?: | I did one time |
| If so, were you telling the truth? If not, would you? | Yes |
| Are you married/divorced/neither?: | Neither |
| Are you with someone/single/dating/none?: | Single |
| Do you believe in soulmates?: | Yes |
| Could you ever fall in love with someone of a different religion?: | Yes |
| Different ethnicity?: | Yes |
| Same gender?: | Nope |
| Different political views?: | Yes |
| Do you love certain material possesions?: | Yes and No (not the same kinda Love) |
| Certain hobbies?: | Yes |
| Your friends?: | Yeah...I guess |
| Your family?: | Yes |
| Yourself?: | Yeah what about me? Oh, Yes |
| Do you have a crush?: | Nope |
| Do you date people just because of how they look?: | Sometimes if the opportunity presents itself |
| Do you care how people look?: | Not usually |
| Would you date someone who was sweet even if they weren't good-looking?: | Yeah |
| Would you date someone hott even if they were assholes?: | Yes probably |
| Would you date someone who was nice to you but asshole to others?: | Yes i would |
| Would you date someone for their money? | Nope (that is just mean) |
| Would you use someone?: | Probably (But the "use" would definately have to be a mutual thing) |
| Have you used someone?: | Nope |
| Have you dated someone just for their money?: | Nope |
| Have you ever dated someone who was sweet but weren't good-loo | Weren't good loo? What the fuck does that mean? |
| Have you ever dated someone who was hott even though they were an asshole?: | Nope |
| Have you ever dated someone who was nice to you but an asshole to others?: | Nope |
| Would you ever date someone because you were desperate?: | Maybe never been that desperate though |
| Have you?: | Never |
| Would you ever date someone for sexual reasons?: | Yeah probably |
| Have you?: | Nope |
| Would you ever have an internet bf/gf?: | Nope (The Internet is just way too god damn impersonal) |
| Have you?: | Nope |
| [Section 8 - Politics and such] |
| Are you a democrat?: | No, pussy liberal douches |
| Or a republican?: | No, retarded facist turds |
| Or independent?: | No, I just don't like them... (I'm just an undecided moderate who doesn't like any of the political parties right now) |
| How do you feel about abortion?: | It is ok in certain circumstances but not usually |
| Gay marriage?: | Yes, give them the rights of marriage, but if you could call it something else. |
| Smoking?: | Fuck yes, everyone should smoke |
| Marijuana?: | Legalize it, Recognize it! |
| Drugs?: | Legalize em all and then watch our government go from being in debt to having a surplus of money all over again |
| Illegal immigrants?: | Let them in, whos gives a fuck at this point |
| Premarital sex?: | yeah it ain't illegal |
| Porn?: | sure, porn is good |
| Alcohol?: | Yeah Alcohol is good too |
| Racism?: | Racism is stupid and ignorant |
| Whores/prostitution?: | whatever, let them do what they are gonna do anyway. Prositution has been around longer than its been illegal |
| Cloning?: | Nope. shouldn't do it. It is completely unnatural |
| Suicide?: | Nope. Its a fucking cowardly and lame way to go out unless are going to die anyways... then its a different story |
| Death penalty?: | Yes, keep it. |
| Religion in government?: | Keep them separate, The president shouldn't include the word GOD in any speeches ever |
| Our president?: | Retard |
| Downloading music?: | ust try and stop that from happening. It is a losing battle, guy. |
| Burning CDs?: | Is awesome. I love party mixes. |
| Welfare?: | Sure, keep sending those checks |
| Animal testing?: | Why not human testing? Huh, answer that one. |
| Gambling?: | Is awesome. I love it! |
| School uniforms?: | I have worn them in the past and I wouldn't wish them on anybody. |
| One nation, under God?: | Yeah, Okay whatever the founding fathers meant by that shit doesn't have anything to do with the here and now |
| [Section 9 - Religious beliefs] |
| What religion do you practice?: | I was catholic. Now I am free of the encumberment that is organized religion. Now I am an Agnostic. |
| Have you ever practiced a religion besides the one you practice now?: | I was also in The Salvation Army but again I am now free of religion. So who cares? |
| Has someone ever tried to force you into believing certain things?: | nope, even if they did and I don't remember, it never worked |
| Has someone ever tried to force you to practice another religion?: | nope |
| Do you go/have you been to religious gatherings?: | yes |
| What religion are your parents?: | 1 Catholic and 1 Protestant |
| Do your parents care if you practice the same religion as them or not?: | even if they do, I don't |
| Do they know what religion you practice?: | yeah, they know that I don't practice any religion at this time and they are cool with that |
| Are you open about your beliefs?: | As open as a book is when you open it |
| Have you ever lied about your religious beliefs to look cool?: | Religion isn't cool. So no I haven't ever done that. |
| Do you believe a superior being exists/ existed and created life?: | I am open to the idea, yes |
| One God?: | maybe |
| Many Gods?: | maybe |
| Does God(s) have a gender?: | No, how stupid of a question is that? Even if there was a God, to lower him to human characteristics is just laughable. |
| Male/female/neither?: | God is above the idea of gender, if he/she/it even exists |
| No God?: | I wouldn't say that I agree with that I'm Agnostic not Atheist |
| Heaven/Hell?: | Sometimes, Not usually |
| Jesus?: | Oh there was a Jesus. but was he the son of God? that i can't tell ya |
| Angels/demons?: | They could exist but I have no stance on whether or not they do |
| Spirits?: | maybe |
| Ghosts?: | Yeah I kind of believe in the idea of Ghosts, I don't know if they interact with us though |
| Reincarnation?: | maybe but I am open to the idea |
| The trinity?: | maybe |
| Miracles?: | maybe |
| Aliens?: | Do They exist? Most likely but I doubt any Aliens have been anywhere near Earth |
| Magick?: | maybe |
| Witchcraft?: | maybe |
| Tarot?: | maybe but probably not |
| Psychics?: | Nope |
| Vampires/werewolves/other?: | are fun to read and write about |
| Prayer?: | Yes it does help sometimes |
| Rituals?: | Yes rituals are constructive |
| Love?: | Sometimes |
| Fate?: | Sometimes |
| Predestination?: | Sometimes |
| Horoscopes?: | They are very general so the can often be close enough to seem right |
| Astrology?: | Is at least interesting |
| Superstitions?: | I am Irish, superstitions are part of our culture |
| Luck?: | I'm Irish I gotta believe in luck because what else does an Irishmen have besides his Luck |
| Telepathy?: | I wish ( then I could make a sandwich with my mind as I am typing this sentence) |
| Energies?: | My sister is in to Eastern medicine so yes I am aware of and do believe in Energies |
| Familiars?: | Like a Vampire's familiars? No I'm sorry but that is just crap. |
| Sacred animals?: | Yes some animals can be sacred in certain cultures |
| Animals are superior, inferior or equal to humans?: | They live and breathe right? Equal, prove me wrong, I dare you to try. |
| Initiation ceremonies?: | Are cool sometimes but not always |
| Night and day differ for a religious reason?: | Not in my religion pal |
| Ethnicity making someone superior/inferior to others?: | No, straight up. I call bullshit on that. |
| Does your religion forbid anything?: | Yeah (but its not like I pay attention to the by-laws anyways) |
| Do you dress certain ways to express your religion?: | Nope |
| Do other people assume what religion you practice by what you wear?: | Nope |
| Are humans/animals naturally good/evil/neutral/depends?: | Humans/Animals will do what it takes to survive whether that be Good or Evil |
| Do you meditate/fast/chant/other?: | I sometimes meditate to help me focus |
| Do you believe/agree with everything about your religion?: | Nope |
| Do you believe you're right and no one elses religion matters?: | Yeah any Religion who does say that is completely ignorant, stupid, and should probably stop being an organized religion... |
| Do you ever doubt your religion or religious beliefs?: | Nope because I am not religious |
| Do you believe in yourself?: | Yes, I am great. |
| Are you open to other religions?: | Yes, I am an open-minded individual |
| Do you feel superior to people who don't believe the same things as you?: | Nope |
| Do you think everyone should practice your religion?: | Nope |
| Do you even believe in anything?: | Not much Besides Life, Justice, and, Honor. |
| Are you interested in learning about other religions?: | Yes I am always stoked to learn more about anything. |
| [Section 10 - Animals] |
| Do you have any pets?: | Yes |
| If so what are they? If not, do you want any?: | Lucky, he is a beagle |
| What kind of pet would you like to have?: | nope one is good enough |
| What is your favorite color on animals?: | Black |
| Do you believe people should keep pets?: | Yes |
| Should all animals be free?: | No |
| Do you enjoy animals?: | yes pets are good friends |
| Do you like taking care of animals?: | Yes |
| Do you animals keep you company?: | Yes |
| Do you kill animals?: | Nope not until I go hunting for the first time |
| Do you hunt?: | No But I probably will someday |
| Do you hate animals?: | No |
| Do you think animals have feelings?: | Yes |
| Do you like small/big/all/no animals?: | All of them Are good in there own ways |
| Do you think animals are treated poorly?: | Oh hell yes |
| Do you wish you could change the way people act towards animals?: | Yes but that shit won't ever happen |
| [Section 11 - This or that] |
| Big/small: | big |
| Cat/dog: | dog |
| Black/white: | black |
| Coffee/tea: | tea |
| Pepsi/coke: | pepsi |
| Soda/other: | soda |
| Wine/beer: | beer |
| Pulp/none: | none |
| Scary/comedy: | scary/comedy (best when mixed) |
| Books/magazines: | books |
| Noise/silence: | Noise |
| Winter/summer: | Winter |
| Autumn/spring: | Autumn |
| Summer/spring: | Spring |
| Winter/autumn: | Winter |
| Night/day: | Night |
| Hugs/kisses: | Fuck that |
| Life/death: | Life |
| TV/movie: | Movie |
| TV/book: | TV |
| Fruits/vegetables: | fruits |
| Meat/vegetables: | meat |
| Cigarettes/alcohol: | Alcohol |
| Cold/hot: | hot |
| Normal/different: | different |
| Male/female: | female |
| School/none: | school |
| Red/blue: | blue |
| Smart/fun: | fun |
| Love/hate: | love |
| Salt/sugar: | sugar |
| Chocolate/vanilla: | vanilla |
| Evil/good: | evil |
| Clean/dirty: | clean |
| Angel/demon: | demon |
| Sunrise/sunset: | Sunset |
| Punk/goth: | Punk |
| Punk/prep: | Punk |
| Goth/prep: | Goth |
| Truth/lies: | truth |
| Citrus/tasteless: | citrus |
| Cake/cookies: | cookies |
| Sun/moon: | Moon |
| Rain/snow: | Snow |
| Piercings/none: | none |
| Short/long hair: | in between long and short |
| Brand name/couldn't care less: | couldn't care less |
| Pool/ocean: | ocean |
| Pen/pencil: | pencil |
| Sports/none: | sports |
| Wet/dry: | dry |
| Bath/shower: | shower |
| Fireworks/glowsticks: | fireworks (BOOM!) |
| Lick/bite: | lick |
| Naked/clothed: | clothed |
| Internet/phone: | internet |
| [Section 12 - Education] |
| Do you go to school?: | yes |
| Have you gone to school?: | yes |
| What's your level of education?: | I am in College |
| Do you like school?: | yes |
| Learning?: | yes |
| Have you ever been homeschooled?: | no |
| Would you rather be homeschooled?: | no |
| Would you rather go to public or private school?: | I have gone to both and I must say that they both good in different ways |
| Have you ever skipped school?: | yes |
| Faked sickness to get out of school?: | yes |
| Been suspended?: | yes |
| Expelled?: | nope |
| In detention?: | yes |
| What's your favorite subject?: | history |
| Least favorite?: | math |
| Your schedule, block/periods/neither?: | I don't know? |
| What are your grades generally like?: | Between A and C |
| Do you have many classes with your friends?: | yes but not this term |
| What classes do you want to take?: | Besides Gaelic I'm not really sure |
| [Section 13 - What makes you] |
| Happy?: | A good day |
| Sad?: | A bad day |
| Laugh?: | A good joke |
| Dance?: | Good Music |
| Sing?: | Drunken Stupor |
| Horny?: | see above |
| Scared?: | that doesn't happen |
| Look good?: | Try to Always |
| Feel good?: | Always in one way or another |
| Feel bad?: | Rarely |
| Cry?: | Never |
| Jealous?: | Not really |
| Envious?: | Of rich people sometimes but rarely |
| Scream?: | Only in pain and not often enough to even make a not of |
| Angry?: | Sometimes |
| Smile?: | Sometimes |
| Blush?: | Sometimes |
| Sleepy?: | Alot of times |
| Excited?: | nope not often |
| Nervous?: | yeah sometimes I am nervous |
| Hungry?: | nope rarely (only when i blaze) |
| Thirsty?: | see above |
| Feel lonely?: | Rarely |
| Sick?: | When I am, I do |
| Mean?: | Just when I am waking up in the morning |
| Want a hug?: | No |
| Want a kiss?: | Not Really in the mood, this quiz is a buzzkill |
| Bored?: | Fuck Yes |
| Crazy?: | Yes I am guilty, I can be crazy from time to time, but I'm crazy in the good kinda way |
| Feel strong?: | Always |
| Feel important?: | Sometimes |
| Quit?: | Rarely |
| [Section 14 - 1-10 Rating, How important is/are] |
| Friends: | 10 |
| Family: | 10 |
| Music: | 9 |
| Love: | 8 |
| Happiness: | 8 |
| People: | 7 (Alot of people are assholes, more than one would think) |
| Silence: | 6 |
| Animals: | 8 |
| Education: | 10 |
| Religion: | 5 |
| Life: | 10 |
| Medication: | 0 (it hurts more than it helps) |
| Food: | 10 |
| Sleep: | 10 |
| Health: | 8 |
| Wealth: | 7 |
| Nature: | 10 |
| Shopping: | 3 |
| Fun: | 8 |
| Comfort: | 6 |
| Water: | 10 |
| Sex: | 8 |
| Clothes: | 7 |
| Alcohol: | 6 |
| Cigarettes: | 6 |
| Computer: | 8 |
| Phone: | 6 |
| [Section 15 - Have you ever] |
| Went skinny dipping?: | nope |
| Done drugs?: | yes |
| Drank alcohol?: | yes |
| Played strip poker?: | nope |
| Climbed a tree?: | yes |
| Fallen from a tree?: | nope |
| Bungee jumped?: | nope |
| Been to Disneyland/world?: | yes |
| Been stung by a bee?: | yes |
| Pierced yourself?: | nope |
| Sky dived?: | nope |
| Rolled your tongue?: | yes |
| Made a clover with it? | nope can't do that |
| Skiied?: | nope |
| Run into a wall?: | yes |
| Been on an airplane?: | yes |
| On a train?: | yes |
| Fainted?: | nope |
| Thrown up on purpose?: | yes |
| Eaten an insect?: | yes (but not on purpose) |
| For no reason?: | I always have a reason for my actions |
| [Section 16 - Misc.] |
| What color are your socks today?: | White...why? |
| Is that your monkey over there sneezing?: | what the fuck are you mumbling about you stupid quiz? |
| Do you own a spotted umbrella?: | No and I probably never would |
| Do you like sporks?: | No I am not a fan of the Spoon/Fork, No |
| What about chopsticks?: | Yes, chopsticks are good |
| How many fingers do you have?: | 10. how many do you have weirdo? |
| Do you have any stiches?: | yes |
| If you could be anything/anyone you wanted, what/who would you be?: | I would be king of New York like Carlo Gambino not like Paul Castellano |
| Is your mushroom broken?: | What the fuck is that supposed to mean |
| Are you a fairy?: | Oh hell no. it did not just ask that question. |
| Do you abuse/starve your sims?: | Sims? You mean like from the game? Yeah, homie don't play that... |
| How many candles do you own?: | None right now. But my sister makes them so that has got to count for something. |
| Do you wear scarves?: | Only when it snows |
| Would you care if I licked your face like a cow?: | Yeah, I would probably trample your face like a bull. |
| Are the bunnies pink?: | No for me during my trips, its always a white rabbit, I don't know why. |
| What about the hampsters, what color are they? Green?: | Ok apparently the author of this survey was on Acid. I wonder where he got it from? |
| What do you think about make-up?: | I am going to be honest here. This is just one mans opinion but I think Women need to wear less Make-up across the board. |
| Random word that starts with Q: | Quijibow, yes!, thank you Simpsons season 1. |
| If you could live anywhere, where would it be?: | Ireland |
| Do you like to be naked?: | Yes, sometimes. |
| All your base _________: | No I won't say that stupid internet slogan |
| My life has never been a bed a roses: | My death has always been a couch of crap |
| Munchy munchy have a taco for: | who the fuck talks like that? |
| Yes that comes in: | many different colors? I guess |
| I got: | five on it! |
| Baby, life is like a ride on a: | plane that is going down in flames |
| What is life?: | It is just a mind-state or a state of being. Oh Fuck It. Life is a Blunt, Smoke It! |
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