The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

These are ramblings from a friend last night while her meds were starting to take effect. Copied with permission and name reserved to protect her sanity. :p





do you think bananas and giraffes heads are related???



do cotton balls and marshmallows hang out in the same clubs to fool people???



do rhinoceroses like hippos??



do blueberries like raspberries???



Theres a fat man crossing the road..???

I think thats why the chicken ran in the first place???





can a peach walk on a fence???

it might be able to if a cat helped it...

could it on its self though...



do you think rainbows have eyes???



Theres a spaceman in a poptart doing space Olympics through a drive-through... !



ummm... marble



do gingerbread's like ginger-head from ginger-girls???



can you imagine if letters were trees and flowers were upside down dresses and flowers were dancing... dancing flowers upside down like lettuce trees... Zach... do you believe in lettuce trees... whats your favorite lettuce tree.... do you think the person is the dressing???