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OK, I guess some guy has tried to pick a fight with me by and through a journal entry. *laughs* How does an adult fight with somebody over the internet? Maybe I missed this class. What a crock of junior high bs.







Kidding... I don't have the time to waste on the dialogue. Just piss off.

That stupid fucking song goes through my head whenever I hear the word 'ironic' and I should sue both Alanis Morrisette and the Canadian goverment over the entire issue. And by the way, NO: its not irony, Alanis, many other things, but not irony. Case (s) in point:



Statement: It's like rain on your wedding day.



Fact: This is not irony. Many people like rain and would have no problem with it happening on their wedding day. The entire population of Seattle is not single because of the overwhelming tragedy of rain on a wedding day.



Statement: It's a free ride, when you've already paid.



Fact: This is not irony. This is stupidity and an incredible error in your dumbass logic. If you have already paid, then the ride isn't free. Why didn't you just call this fucking song "duh"? Also, if you don't have to pay for a bus ride and you are to busy looking grunge glamourous to notice and you pay anyway, then you deserve to pay for two people, stupid bitch.



Statement: It's the good advice that you just didn't take.



Fact: This is not irony. This is arrogance. On the other hand, many people consider that disregarding good advice is a good way to learn life lessons, yet here you are trying to destroy valuable life lessons for our youth. Fie on you, Alanis.



Statement: It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.



Fact: This is not irony. It is evidence that your flat head is indeed proof that you are a neanderthal. Turn the fucking spoon on its side and cut, ape lady.



Statement: It's a black fly in your chardonnay.



Fact: This is not irony: this is because you are eating in a border cantina where people barely make a dollar a day, and here you sit bitching about your drink. They do not serve chardonnay in over the border shit holes like the one you are eating in. You are probably holding a glass of pee. Enjoy your fly though.



OK, now I have myself worked up over this and need to go write my petition to sue, while it is still fresh and damaging. Alanis Morrissette you are a whiny biz-natch.

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LadyChordewa
03:33 Mar 12 2008

LOL Lmao....GO GET HER SEVENN!!!!

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RedQueen
05:48 Mar 14 2008

WOOHOO!



you is my hero...I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard while nodding my head vigorously and trying not to pee on the computer chair...thank you

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Irony
22:36 Mar 24 2008

Maybe I should come in with you on your petition to sue and get her for defamation of character too!

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Sometimes I laugh "at" people, and I know its sort of rude, but I mostly keep it to myself. I don't criticize out loud usually unless I'm drunk or have bad cramps. (which, generally speaking, I usually only drink alcohol to dull cramps so its the same thing I guess. The point is, its the wrong day to keep company with me.)



Here though, is my general assessment of the VR forums on any given day:

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sahahria
03:44 Mar 10 2008

I love your new logos you leave around this place :)

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STABB666
23:53 Mar 11 2008

Some of us are trying.



You should mock openly and often, as I do. It does seem to have an effect.



>:)

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