I bought a long black and blue undertoned "Vamp" wig from Walgreens. What better way to try it out than to play a practical joke on my dad and brother?
I borrowed my aunt's long trenchcoat and my grandmother's hat, put on the wig, brushed out the tangles, put on my costume and got ready.
I exited from the front door, instead of the commonly used side door, and walked around our driveway until I got to the street. Then I walked up slowly past our parked cars to the garage, which is basically my dad's "MANCAVE!"
My brother saw me, looked confused, then scared. My dad has a poker face from hell.
I grinned, let my dad take a few pictures, then listened to my brother as he basically said he almost crapped his pants.
Just goes to show, I can one creepy bitch if I work on it! That and never watch Supernatural episodes in a dark garage when you have a younger sister who's wiling to don a wraith costume just for a laugh.
Ha ha!
Its a video game about the different clans of vampires, based off a table top roleplay game.
I recently started my own character and got pretty far but at the same time I was fighting off a painful migrane.
I don't know why but games like Portal, Geist, and Vampires all give me a wickedly evil migrane that refuses to let up for several hours after it starts.
It may be the graphics, it might be the fact that in first person view people can get vertigo easily, or it just might be that I'm sensitive to that type of graphic. Like flashing light syndrom or something...
Either way, I've watched my brother play Vampires a while after I started playing and when I got a headache, he told me he didn't.
Might be a minor form of epilepsy or flashing light syndrome, but either way I can't play Vampires for long periods of time or I suffer for it.
It sucks a lot because these games are actually pretty fun to watch and play... Boo for me
So I've successfully felt completely fat because now even mother can't lie that my butt is way too wide. Ha ha.
I've never stuck to diets, it's just a pain in my wide butt to attempt to eat healthier foods when everyone else is pigging out on chips, candy and other extreme calorie-counters.
I feel like shouting "HYPOCRIT!" whenever one of them says "Stop eating junk food and eat a salad."
First off, they're currently eating out of a party-sized bag of chips. Second, there IS no salad ingredients at my disposal. Third, "Wipe the smug look off your face, you equally fat hypocrit, and go buy me some lettuce, then tell me that."
That last bit runs through the back of my mind.
My family irks me to no end about my weight. I'm only twenty pounds over healthy....
Lately, instead of snagging the chips and rejoining my fellow internet cavemen, I've been grabbing sugar cubes and rejoining my fellow internet cavemen.
Yep, you read that correctly. I've traded bags of chips for sugar cubes.
I see it like this, they hold me over just as well as the chips and for the same ammount of time, but they have less calories and I eat them alot slower since I only grab about four -most often three- cubes. I also have less in my stomach.
I figure it's working since I put on my "stretchy" jeans and they didn't feel like they were gonna rip in half on me.
Yeah, it's not a really healthy choice, but it's better than starving myself or trying to stick to a diet that I know I'm not gonna stick to.
Feel free to rant at my future sugar addiction. :D
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