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I get up and find I have to babysit the baby. Kinda sucks, but he's not too hard to handle alone.



Later mother and brother show up with gifts for little brother's birthday. Mom plays with a paperthin toy guitar and tries to "rock out"... Baby finds this amusing and mom continues much to my embarrassment. Not good but not the worst I've seen her do.



After that, I take the two dogs on a walk. I get ready to scoop up the little chihuahua's poop in a baggie... Bigger chihuahua/terrier decides to mark his territory. ON MY LEG.



It's time like these when I figure Karma's gonna give me a great day tomorrow, because this day went straight down the toilet.

How can someone tell if they're a psivampire or not?



I haven't found much on the subject yet...

What do you call a habit of not sleeping from Midnight to four AM? I call it weird.



I went to sleep around eight or nine PM and woke up suddenly at midnight, exactly. Couldn't get back to sleep until after four in the morning.



After my weird sleepless gap, I ended up sleeping until noon, and then randomly passing out in short bursts of cat-naps.

If I lay down anywhere, even the floor, I'll pass out during the day, but not at night during my little insomnia gap...



I've had this for about two weeks now and it's starting to irritate me.



Anyone know what's happening or have any helpful tips?

I bought some bell caps for those fangs I wrote about last time. They were what I was avoiding last time because they were too tall but I decided to buy some and try them out.

They were too small.



Yep. Wasted my money on bell caps that I can't use for anything else.

At some point, while talking to my friend in Texas, she mentioned how she likes to tease boys, which got her her latest boyfriend.

I mentioned how weird it is when I notice guys following me through stores. Once two guys followed me through the mall, so yeah, that was weird. And I don't really understand it.

At this point I tried to explain why I found it so weird, seeing as how I'm overweight and quite frankly don't like my general appearance. I started whining my ass off about how I felt like a friggin whale.



After I sent that I immediately snapped myself out of my moping and realized how stupid I was sounding.



Honestly, I never cared about my looks or I probably wouldn't have a fat butt and would be religiously wearing makeup, which I rarely do.

Dunno what started the conversation or why I suddenly got all touchy feely about my weight and the shape of my face, but I sure as heck put an end to it. Normally I don't whine at people. I'll bitch at people, Joke at people, even laugh at people, but I do NOT whine.



Even the time some jackass tripped me, making me rip open my knee, I didn't whine. I jumped up and tried to kill the ass. My friends had to hold me back on that one...



SO yeah. I bled a whiney poser Emo's livejournal at my best friend, who's basically my sister from another mother. At least she understood when I suddenly slapped myself out of whiney bitch mode. *Rolling of eyes*